geeves speezerton
@gspeezy.bsky.social
serious business casual
here for entertainment purposes only
not the complaint department
here for entertainment purposes only
not the complaint department
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geeves speezerton
@gspeezy.bsky.social
· Oct 15
me attempting to meet my own unreasonable expectations of myself
am i doing this right
December 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
am i doing this right
someone here said that the colts should be hit with an osha violation for starting philip rivers against the seahawks and i haven’t stopped laughing about it since
December 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
someone here said that the colts should be hit with an osha violation for starting philip rivers against the seahawks and i haven’t stopped laughing about it since
apparently with all the recent #battletech #aces content being posted this old post is currently crushing it on reddit lmfao (listen man, freebirths are okay)
is your child a secret jade falcon? know the lingo:
afk - atlas father kerensky
lol - leave off lasers
brb - bastard refused batchall
lmao - like malthus always orders
wtf - wolf targets fleeing
rofl - rocks overhead falling, lookout!
afk - atlas father kerensky
lol - leave off lasers
brb - bastard refused batchall
lmao - like malthus always orders
wtf - wolf targets fleeing
rofl - rocks overhead falling, lookout!
December 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
apparently with all the recent #battletech #aces content being posted this old post is currently crushing it on reddit lmfao (listen man, freebirths are okay)
what a joke google has become my goodness
December 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
what a joke google has become my goodness
it’s giving tuesday so i’m giving up
December 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
it’s giving tuesday so i’m giving up
oh no not the economy
The latest Lane Kiffin news is almost laughable. Demanding $1 billion in unmarked nonsequential bills or he'll blow up the Hoover Dam is so disgusting.
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
oh no not the economy
someone quote posted that article about device “hoarding” with just the phrase “oh no not the economy” and i think that might be the perfect phrase for quote posting anything right now
November 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
someone quote posted that article about device “hoarding” with just the phrase “oh no not the economy” and i think that might be the perfect phrase for quote posting anything right now
my wife: “snow day”
her mom, on facetime: “how bad is it?”
my wife: *shows her the quiet park*
her mom: “f*** off”
my wife: “yes approximately one f*** off of snow so far”
her mom, on facetime: “how bad is it?”
my wife: *shows her the quiet park*
her mom: “f*** off”
my wife: “yes approximately one f*** off of snow so far”
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
my wife: “snow day”
her mom, on facetime: “how bad is it?”
my wife: *shows her the quiet park*
her mom: “f*** off”
my wife: “yes approximately one f*** off of snow so far”
her mom, on facetime: “how bad is it?”
my wife: *shows her the quiet park*
her mom: “f*** off”
my wife: “yes approximately one f*** off of snow so far”
okay alton brown you win this is the best turkey i’ve ever made in my life and this gravy should be illegal
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
okay alton brown you win this is the best turkey i’ve ever made in my life and this gravy should be illegal
look at this bird
just look at it
just look at it
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
look at this bird
just look at it
just look at it
my wife, seeing the trussed turkey: “wow your hentai skills are really paying off now why are you laughing at me”
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
my wife, seeing the trussed turkey: “wow your hentai skills are really paying off now why are you laughing at me”
“i asked [whatever llm idc]”
yes, i have also struggled with diarrhea the trick is to hydrate regularly
yes, i have also struggled with diarrhea the trick is to hydrate regularly
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
“i asked [whatever llm idc]”
yes, i have also struggled with diarrhea the trick is to hydrate regularly
yes, i have also struggled with diarrhea the trick is to hydrate regularly
people are quick to warn you about pushing a fart out too hastily as you get older
nobody ever warns you about coughing while you pee
nobody ever warns you about coughing while you pee
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
people are quick to warn you about pushing a fart out too hastily as you get older
nobody ever warns you about coughing while you pee
nobody ever warns you about coughing while you pee
step-by-step guide to making the best homemade fresh squeezed orange juice:
step 1 - wait until the oranges are just on the verge of going rotten
step 2 - you waited too long, oh no
step 1 - wait until the oranges are just on the verge of going rotten
step 2 - you waited too long, oh no
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
step-by-step guide to making the best homemade fresh squeezed orange juice:
step 1 - wait until the oranges are just on the verge of going rotten
step 2 - you waited too long, oh no
step 1 - wait until the oranges are just on the verge of going rotten
step 2 - you waited too long, oh no
that feeling when you run your fingers through her hair in that one spot and she goes feral
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
that feeling when you run your fingers through her hair in that one spot and she goes feral
a lot of people on here complaining about pecan pie like they’ve never had an aunt with a pecan farm who sends them like ten pounds of heirloom pecans every year and has to figure out what else to do with them
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
a lot of people on here complaining about pecan pie like they’ve never had an aunt with a pecan farm who sends them like ten pounds of heirloom pecans every year and has to figure out what else to do with them
i hope this email finds you
seriously i give up nobody is looking
seriously i give up nobody is looking
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
i hope this email finds you
seriously i give up nobody is looking
seriously i give up nobody is looking
“who drank all the coffee” -me, after drinking all the coffee (again)
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
“who drank all the coffee” -me, after drinking all the coffee (again)
oh
things aren’t looking great for the tennessee football titans
things aren’t looking great for the tennessee football titans
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
oh
things aren’t looking great for the tennessee football titans
things aren’t looking great for the tennessee football titans
when are you all going to realize that it’s not money he cares about but a person’s ability to command an audience and utilize media effectively
why do you think he hates all of his kids so much they have the same money as him
why do you think he hates all of his kids so much they have the same money as him
November 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
when are you all going to realize that it’s not money he cares about but a person’s ability to command an audience and utilize media effectively
why do you think he hates all of his kids so much they have the same money as him
why do you think he hates all of his kids so much they have the same money as him
[in a half-hearted scottish accent]: half-hearted
November 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
[in a half-hearted scottish accent]: half-hearted
see this, quote this (or don’t i’m not good* at these things)
*don’t care
*don’t care
November 21, 2025 at 12:28 PM
see this, quote this (or don’t i’m not good* at these things)
*don’t care
*don’t care
perhaps the greatest unintended consequence of the current buzz is that it’s rage-baiting otherwise uninspired writers to step up their game in real time
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
perhaps the greatest unintended consequence of the current buzz is that it’s rage-baiting otherwise uninspired writers to step up their game in real time
average bsky user, after reading their tenth hot take: “haha oh wow that’s really messed up why would anyone make this public i wonder what this other article says about it”
November 18, 2025 at 7:55 AM
average bsky user, after reading their tenth hot take: “haha oh wow that’s really messed up why would anyone make this public i wonder what this other article says about it”
say what you will about her writing but you can never question her objectivity (because she never had any to begin with)
November 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
say what you will about her writing but you can never question her objectivity (because she never had any to begin with)