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geeves speezerton
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me attempting to meet my own unreasonable expectations of myself
(says the jerk who built a secret fleet of advanced fighters announced to the table that they were all going to lose in one round and walked out of the room)
okay but what if board games are involved because
also known in some circles as “white glove treatment”
did phelan ward write this
fencin’ it all when we hit the ground
oh, you play real life, i play just fantasy (poorly, i might add)
counterpoint: nobody would ever suspect you
i hear a lot of tiny violins being played like an entire orchestra of miniature fiddles aboard the sinking titanic
jerry i flop like 99.9% of the ones i do post
“bandits are hostile repeat bandits are hostile”
randy johnson telling marshawn lynch he could “probably tackle [him] too” in response to marshawn saying he could probably hit one of randy’s fastballs is absolutely the perfect response
people also heavily discount the impact that failure to moderate refined sugars has on any diet, vegan or otherwise
i think a lot of people falsely assume that switching to a vegan diet is better for weight loss and energy than an omnivorous diet because it encourages people to eat healthier foods when in reality it’s almost certainly more likely that it’s simply encouraging them to eat less food overall
“this is my shilone there are many others like it but this one is mine”
you have a pathology that is beyond the scope of my understanding but good luck and godspeed i guess (f in chat for ur mental health lol)
i love that not a single seattle sports fan is currently talking about the seahawks game on mnf tonight because mariners panic is in full effect for game seven lol