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geeves speezerton
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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · Oct 15
me attempting to meet my own unreasonable expectations of myself
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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 11h
がんばれ
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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 17h
(says the jerk who built a secret fleet of advanced fighters announced to the table that they were all going to lose in one round and walked out of the room)
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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 17h
nailed it one big guy
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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 17h
yet
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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 17h
okay but what if board games are involved because
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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 18h
also known in some circles as “white glove treatment”
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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 18h
did phelan ward write this
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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 19h
magical
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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 19h
did my wife write this
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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 19h
instant classic
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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 19h
fencin’ it all when we hit the ground
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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 21h
oh, you play real life, i play just fantasy (poorly, i might add)
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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 21h
counterpoint: nobody would ever suspect you
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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 1d
i hear a lot of tiny violins being played like an entire orchestra of miniature fiddles aboard the sinking titanic
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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 1d
jerry i flop like 99.9% of the ones i do post
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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 1d
“bandits are hostile repeat bandits are hostile”
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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 1d
navel gazing
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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 1d
randy johnson telling marshawn lynch he could “probably tackle [him] too” in response to marshawn saying he could probably hit one of randy’s fastballs is absolutely the perfect response
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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 1d
people also heavily discount the impact that failure to moderate refined sugars has on any diet, vegan or otherwise
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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 1d
i think a lot of people falsely assume that switching to a vegan diet is better for weight loss and energy than an omnivorous diet because it encourages people to eat healthier foods when in reality it’s almost certainly more likely that it’s simply encouraging them to eat less food overall
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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 3d
cryarrhea is this a thi
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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 3d
“this is my shilone there are many others like it but this one is mine”
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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 3d
you have a pathology that is beyond the scope of my understanding but good luck and godspeed i guess (f in chat for ur mental health lol)
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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 3d
i love that not a single seattle sports fan is currently talking about the seahawks game on mnf tonight because mariners panic is in full effect for game seven lol
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geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 4d
*hug*
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