geeves speezerton
@gspeezy.bsky.social
serious business casual
here for entertainment purposes only
not the complaint department
here for entertainment purposes only
not the complaint department
[incoming artillery fire warnings intensifying]
December 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
[incoming artillery fire warnings intensifying]
literal millennia of institutional knowledge but sure let the hallucinating computer tell you how to mess your kids up
December 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
literal millennia of institutional knowledge but sure let the hallucinating computer tell you how to mess your kids up
the real blue check was all the “jerry no”s we collected along the way
December 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
the real blue check was all the “jerry no”s we collected along the way
and here’s a perfect bluesky response to boot (no notes, spectacular)
December 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
and here’s a perfect bluesky response to boot (no notes, spectacular)
every member of clan jade falcon: “well bargained and done”
December 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
every member of clan jade falcon: “well bargained and done”
kai allard-liao: “these silver patches are the neuroreceptors normally found on the inside of a neurohelmet…the suit has medsensors too. just connect that plug on your right hip into your command couch and you’re in business.”
galen cox: “no neurohelmet?”
k.a.l.: “the helmet is a holdover”
galen cox: “no neurohelmet?”
k.a.l.: “the helmet is a holdover”
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
kai allard-liao: “these silver patches are the neuroreceptors normally found on the inside of a neurohelmet…the suit has medsensors too. just connect that plug on your right hip into your command couch and you’re in business.”
galen cox: “no neurohelmet?”
k.a.l.: “the helmet is a holdover”
galen cox: “no neurohelmet?”
k.a.l.: “the helmet is a holdover”
kai allard-liao literally describes to galen cox in 3056 how technology had advanced to the point where modern neurohelmets were essentially just glorified crash helmets and that most of the neural input in modern battlemechs came from the cooling suit instead
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
kai allard-liao literally describes to galen cox in 3056 how technology had advanced to the point where modern neurohelmets were essentially just glorified crash helmets and that most of the neural input in modern battlemechs came from the cooling suit instead
this email only comes once in a lifetime
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
this email only comes once in a lifetime
black marauder isn’t real and can’t hurt me
black marauder isn’t real and can’t hurt me
black marauder isn’t re
black marauder isn’t real and can’t hurt me
black marauder isn’t re
December 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
black marauder isn’t real and can’t hurt me
black marauder isn’t real and can’t hurt me
black marauder isn’t re
black marauder isn’t real and can’t hurt me
black marauder isn’t re
few things that would motivate me to get as far away as possible than a ball of hot lightning streaking past my face (not to mention two)
December 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
few things that would motivate me to get as far away as possible than a ball of hot lightning streaking past my face (not to mention two)
chibi marauder can still take you down from half a click away
December 4, 2025 at 1:34 PM
chibi marauder can still take you down from half a click away
[frank sinatra has entered the chat]
December 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
[frank sinatra has entered the chat]
and still end anyone bold enough to tell her she couldn’t
December 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
and still end anyone bold enough to tell her she couldn’t
i would settle for five minutes of blue check jerry
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
i would settle for five minutes of blue check jerry
lookin’ fine at seventy-nine
December 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
lookin’ fine at seventy-nine
the american paddington reboot looks wild
December 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
the american paddington reboot looks wild
say what you will but the gays have some bangers
December 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
say what you will but the gays have some bangers
last to land
first to win
first to win
December 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
last to land
first to win
first to win
breath of fresh air, honestly, after the questionable narrative choices that were made in mw3 and mw4
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
breath of fresh air, honestly, after the questionable narrative choices that were made in mw3 and mw4