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Harrison Ford was a better Toshiro Mifune than Charlton Heston
January 22, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Harrison Ford was a better Toshiro Mifune than Charlton Heston
In Soviet Russia, 7-6
January 11, 2026 at 7:42 PM
In Soviet Russia, 7-6
I never caught the ska influence in Billy Joel’s “Angry Young Man” before.
January 6, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I never caught the ska influence in Billy Joel’s “Angry Young Man” before.
And the same catchphrase
That he heard from you
He drawls at me
And my nerves wear thin
“6-7” dude
“6-7” dude heartache
That he heard from you
He drawls at me
And my nerves wear thin
“6-7” dude
“6-7” dude heartache
January 5, 2026 at 10:36 PM
And the same catchphrase
That he heard from you
He drawls at me
And my nerves wear thin
“6-7” dude
“6-7” dude heartache
That he heard from you
He drawls at me
And my nerves wear thin
“6-7” dude
“6-7” dude heartache
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My son turns six today. I’m fighting for time.
January 3, 2026 at 6:08 AM
My son turns six today. I’m fighting for time.
Like, a LOT more.
Also, when reporters start talking about the chatbots this way, it is imperative to remind them they are basically asking a toaster for comment. They should be a lot more embarrassed about this than they currently are.
“Grok told CNN…” no it didn’t. You typed stuff into an unreliable calculator.
“Grok told CNN…” no it didn’t. You typed stuff into an unreliable calculator.
January 3, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Like, a LOT more.
Happy new year. Nous sommes tous Ozymandias.
January 1, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Happy new year. Nous sommes tous Ozymandias.
MTV is ending all of its music channels.
In honor of that, what is your favorite music video.
In honor of that, what is your favorite music video.
December 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
MTV is ending all of its music channels.
In honor of that, what is your favorite music video.
In honor of that, what is your favorite music video.
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the constant battle between trying not to be a weeb and having to admit they really are cool swords
December 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
the constant battle between trying not to be a weeb and having to admit they really are cool swords
Bubba was my best good friend. And even I know that ain't something you can find just around the corner. Bubba was going to be a shrimping boat captain, but instead, he died right there by that river in Vietnam.
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die…
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die…
December 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Bubba was my best good friend. And even I know that ain't something you can find just around the corner. Bubba was going to be a shrimping boat captain, but instead, he died right there by that river in Vietnam.
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die…
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die…
“Apes of Christmas Past,” 1976
Taylor (not played by Charlton Heston) returns to help Zira (not played by Kim Hunter) and Cornelius (ABSOLUTELY played by Roddy McDowell) to teach the true meaning of Christmas to Dr. Zaius (not played by Maurice Evans).
Taylor (not played by Charlton Heston) returns to help Zira (not played by Kim Hunter) and Cornelius (ABSOLUTELY played by Roddy McDowell) to teach the true meaning of Christmas to Dr. Zaius (not played by Maurice Evans).
December 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
“Apes of Christmas Past,” 1976
Taylor (not played by Charlton Heston) returns to help Zira (not played by Kim Hunter) and Cornelius (ABSOLUTELY played by Roddy McDowell) to teach the true meaning of Christmas to Dr. Zaius (not played by Maurice Evans).
Taylor (not played by Charlton Heston) returns to help Zira (not played by Kim Hunter) and Cornelius (ABSOLUTELY played by Roddy McDowell) to teach the true meaning of Christmas to Dr. Zaius (not played by Maurice Evans).
Tfw he’s not the president
December 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Tfw he’s not the president
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Jerry Christmas and happy bob weir 🎅🎄🤗
December 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Jerry Christmas and happy bob weir 🎅🎄🤗
It’s called falafel but it tastes falovely.
December 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
It’s called falafel but it tastes falovely.
Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.
December 13, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.
Open up void I need to scream into you. From what I can comprehend, there isn’t a new tumor. The one in his brain is a little bigger. Not a lot. The one on his sphenoid is acting up. The one on his spine is just hanging out. The stuff on his descending aorta is clinging. It’s not better.
December 12, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Open up void I need to scream into you. From what I can comprehend, there isn’t a new tumor. The one in his brain is a little bigger. Not a lot. The one on his sphenoid is acting up. The one on his spine is just hanging out. The stuff on his descending aorta is clinging. It’s not better.
Hey void. The CT came back stable and no new tumors. Just waiting for the MRI with my breath held. Fuck childhood cancer right into the sun.
December 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Hey void. The CT came back stable and no new tumors. Just waiting for the MRI with my breath held. Fuck childhood cancer right into the sun.
Butt to butt,
Belly to belly,
Now they call me “Fonzarelli”
#poem #poetry #poets #greatpoetry #timeless #masterpiece
Belly to belly,
Now they call me “Fonzarelli”
#poem #poetry #poets #greatpoetry #timeless #masterpiece
December 9, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Butt to butt,
Belly to belly,
Now they call me “Fonzarelli”
#poem #poetry #poets #greatpoetry #timeless #masterpiece
Belly to belly,
Now they call me “Fonzarelli”
#poem #poetry #poets #greatpoetry #timeless #masterpiece
"I practiced drawing faces in a different angle, but it looks kinda weird lol," also happened to Frank Frazetta
December 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
"I practiced drawing faces in a different angle, but it looks kinda weird lol," also happened to Frank Frazetta
We all figured it was coordinated by MTG and she’s just now split from magaworld. Coincidence???
BREAKING: The FBI makes an arrest in the investigation into pipe bombs placed in D.C. on the eve of the Jan. 6 riot, an AP source says.
FBI makes arrest in investigation into pipe bombs placed in DC on eve of Jan. 6 riot, AP source says
The FBI has made an arrest in its nearly 5-year-old investigation into who placed pipe bombs in Washington before the Jan. 6, 2021, riot at the U.S. Capitol.
bit.ly
December 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
We all figured it was coordinated by MTG and she’s just now split from magaworld. Coincidence???
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Kitchens on fire off the oil in the ovens. I watched tokens glitter in the dark near the skeeball grate. All those moments will be lost in time, like pizzas in rain. Time to die.
December 3, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Kitchens on fire off the oil in the ovens. I watched tokens glitter in the dark near the skeeball grate. All those moments will be lost in time, like pizzas in rain. Time to die.
Don’t forget void - there is no such thing as political violence. Politics installing, violence is punching. Politics is what we do as the civilized alternative to violence.
November 24, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Don’t forget void - there is no such thing as political violence. Politics installing, violence is punching. Politics is what we do as the civilized alternative to violence.
So fucking proud of my home state sometimes.
November 22, 2025 at 4:21 AM
So fucking proud of my home state sometimes.