BlonicYouth
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BlonicYouth
@blonicyouth.bsky.social
Associates degree recipient
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Nekojiru cats chilling in the garden
October 31, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Science will often take you to unexpected and delightful places. In this study, researchers hypothesized that riders in a crowded subway car would be more likely to offer their seat to a pregnant person if there were someone in the subway car dressed as Batman 🧪🦇

www.nature.com/articles/s44...
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
the 98 Civic of Theseus
November 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
cars should be physically limited to 25mph in cities, 50mph on highways.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
entertain your guests this year with The Pink Slime
November 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The NYT never lets me down on new ways to make sure no one comes to your Thanksgiving anymore
If you want to take your Thanksgiving table in a healthier direction, keep it simple. These 26 recipes can help you build a lighter and more colorful meal, which is no less fun or delicious. nyti.ms/3LYHLeU
November 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Alert: my freshmen don’t know what Apollo 13 is. Not the movie, the mission.
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
What’s up GAMERS
November 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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I'm gonna say this as gently as possible. Would you ask people the age of Chuck Schumer or Nancy Pelosi to plan a party for you, then run to the grocery store for you and pick up a few mixers and a case of beer? Probably not, because they're very old. Anyway, they're in charge of defeating fascism.
August 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
shout out to RI's health care agency, who put their own return address on the envelope they want me to send a check to.
November 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Mamdani went to a small college similar to the one where I work and majored in Africana Studies. From now on my answer to the microaggressive question of “what can one (even) do with a Black Studies degree from a liberal arts college?” is “You can run New York.”
November 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I’m gonna be honest my biggest reaction is that I can’t believe he threw his sandwich. if I just bought a sandwich I’m absolutely going to eat it. I’d find something else to throw.
November 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
he's dead in the way we know it, but also is transforming into his next form: Bio Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
there is actually a second, more secret CIA that really runs things. It's called the "Gay CIA" or GCIA.
October 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
got recommended a video with 4 views called "why you should become an urban wildlife photographer" and I'm ready to start my new arc
October 31, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I had an idea that you could give people a real spooky scare this Halloween if you showed up to the party with your friends in L4 Hazmat suits
October 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
pro-tip: don't have work email on your phone. that is a regular computer activity.
October 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM
reminder
October 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Just another Democratic candidate failing the leftist purity test
When dressing up as a Nazi for Halloween is even remotely acceptable then you know as a country we have lost the plot.

We can never normalize this:
October 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Found some street milk please advise
October 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
look at this fucked up image the google AI barfed out
October 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
when you nut but she's an elder god
everquest II, official screenshot, taken from the official website (2002) web.archive.org/web/20021211...
October 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I have once again inserted a Duck Tape Bandit reference into my class lecture
October 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM