Apparently, it is now acceptable to attain a new status in life, simply by proclamation.

I hereby declare I am a 6' 2", 27 yr-old EGOT winner who is currently dating Taylor Swift.

Thank you for your attention to our delusions.

AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.

@jordanklepper.bsky.social on the Trump administration's real-time reaction to the Minnesota ICE shooting, ditching empathy for a victim-blaming narrative

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

[horse meeting]

We're getting a lot of good feedbag

found mjölnir on freecycle but it's pickup only 🙄

Introducing everyone in this meeting to Biscuit Monster, Cookie Monster’s British cousin

Fun fact: the Beatles filmed this segment on the same TV sound stage where The Muppet Show would be filmed 13 years later.

NOEM: “We can’t trust the government anymore.”
BASH: “You are the government.”
NOEM: “Yes, that’s what I’m saying.”🤔

The only honest thing @KristiNoem said today

@anotoriouspig.bsky.social As a fellow huge Steely Dan fan, I'm curious as to whether your favourite track is the same as mine? There were no bad tracks. I could listen to Kid Charlamane every day of my life.

mia goth at the 2026 #goldenglobes