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You're trapped in here with me. Him/He. Find me as grimmtooth at http://mstdn.social. Fucking around, finding out. Rejoice, for very bad thingss are about to happen. #ZBM2
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Still proud of that time I shooped Grond to be a sparkly dildo.

Can't share it any more ... court says so. Stupid Tolkien estate.
December 10, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I don't care what he says ... I'm sticking with Comic Sans.
"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
December 10, 2025 at 10:44 AM
It feels like it's being redundant to point out that those little fishing skiffs can't carry enough fuel to get them to the US in the first place, but I guess that's what we've come to - berating the obvious.
December 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Di$ney allegedly complaining that Doctor Who was getting to be too "woke" for the Trump guys.

Never occurred to them that the Trump chumps weren't likely to watch it anyway.

Dumbasses.
December 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I'm not a fan of violence, but if you spend your entire political career using the language of violence as the support pole of your Hate Tent, what exactly did you expect? A tearful hug and a going away party?
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 1d
"Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia has cited an escalating number of threats she's gotten from the right since she has begun criticizing Trump," Aaron Blake writes | Analysis
https://cnn.it/3MxwhPP
December 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I love how RFK the Lesser says that processed foods are not very good for you while using THAT VOICE.

I mean, I'm sure it's all-natural artisan grade road kill but YOU SOUND LIKE SHIT so maybe don't throw shade on anyone else's health.
December 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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When someone tries to tell me who Olivia Nuzzi is my eyes roll back and my mouth emits a 56k baud dial-up modem signal continuously until they go away.
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
"Residential Evil"
December 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Juror in the Diddy documentary again pulling out "it can't have been an abusive relationship because she didn't leave". A case of "two hands clapping" because he hit her and she didn't move out of the way, so it's half her fault! This is *why* people in abusive situations don't talk about it!
December 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Beans, Beans, the Mexican fruit
The more you eat the more you poot
The more you poot the better you feel
Beans, beans for every meal!

(surprising no one)
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Is there an ingame reasom why she looks different AGAIN or do they pass the job around, with every artist having some sort of head canon for this?
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Well, it was a good run, but The Settlers is dead, dead, dead.

massivelyop.com/2025/12/05/t...
The Settlers Online finishes months-long move to new owner CipSoft’s infrastructure | Massively Overpowered
massivelyop.com
December 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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If the Supreme Court makes you mad keep in mind that within the last week Democratic senators have been voting for GOP judges to get on the federal bench
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
It's official: AI ruins everything it touches.

arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025...
After nearly 30 years, Crucial will stop selling RAM to consumers
Micron cites AI data center demand as reason for killing DIY upgrade brand.
arstechnica.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Gotta hand it to Blizz; they've taken something that EVERYBODY was looking forward to and layered it in a bunch of time wasting side-questy stuff.

And they'll look us in the eye and say that Addonpocolypse will be FINE.
December 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Two weeks after a great visit with my pulmonologist I started having problems with breathing; Now I wake up in the middle of the night unable to breath clearly.

I'm like getting 1/2 my normal sleep and really feeling it.
December 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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#store
My astronaut midi skirts, along with all my non-November releases, are 25% off through December 10th!

My skirts:
•Have HUGE pockets
•Are made in a SEDEX & OEKO-TEX certified factory
•Have art drawn by humans
November 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Translation: we have no idea why he's pissing blood.
December 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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how to bbq ribs on warp core
November 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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I think about this tweet a lot
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM