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Mike Pawlowski
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A green plastic watering can for a fake plastic Chinese plant.
Yeah. Not going to reform our way outta this. Fire every last one of them, then form a new agency that actually does law enforcement. Nobody from the old agency need apply.
A culture where this kind of overt we're-breaking-the-law-and-have-to-hide-it can happen and filter down the ranks and go for months before a whistleblower reveals it, as opposed to everyone immediately going "hell no that's crazy and illegal," is not fixable or reformable. Burn it to the ground.
January 21, 2026 at 11:42 PM
He’s obviously Tren de Aragua. Worst of the worst.

Those Elmo mittens were covering up his knuckle tats. Cmon people it’s so obvious.
Just saw on KARE 11 that this boy was sent to a detainment facility in Texas and that his family didn't know his whereabouts for almost 24 hours.
This picture making the rounds on reddit, Columbia Heights. I'm not OK.
January 21, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I keep refreshing this thread, hoping for an update.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Should we all be applying to be ICE agents right now? Flood the zone with bullshit, as a certain Steve Bannon is fond of saying.
January 20, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Somehow Miami is getting shutout, despite the crucifix eyeblack the quarterback has applied.
January 20, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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Received this from a friend. It could be a movement— of ridicule and mockery.
January 17, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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In 2002 or 03 a Chicago public access cable channel aired this for at least a full half hour. No audio. I took a photo with a digital camera & that’s all the documentation I have. Anyone have any dirt?
January 16, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Should start a pool to bet on which major news organization is the first to refer to him as a Nobel laureate.
January 16, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt says the Danes agreed to form a working group to discuss the surrender of Greenland to Trump. "No we didn't" says the Danish foreign minister, indeed "there will be no discussion of turnover." www.berlingske.dk/indland/det-...
Det Hvide Hus: Arbejdsgruppe skal drøfte »erhvervelsen af Grønland« – Løkke afviser
Onsdagens møde og NATO-allieredes styrker i Grønland ændrer ikke Trumps ambitioner om, at USA skal erhverve Grønland, lyder det torsdag aften fra Det Hvide Hus.
www.berlingske.dk
January 16, 2026 at 2:06 AM
It's gonna be wild explaining to our grandchildren how the entire world became a ball of ash because of Epstein.
January 16, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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People really reacting to this without all the details. I am sure there are good and legitimate reasons why President Trump is taking the oil revenue ransom he extorted from Venezuela and is putting into a Middle Eastern bank account that Congress cannot control.
The main bank account holding revenue from the Venezuelan oil sales is located in Qatar.

“There is no basis in law for a president to set up an offshore account that he controls so that he can sell assets seized by the American military,” Sen. Elizabeth Warren.

www.semafor.com/article/01/1...
Exclusive: US gets first $500 million Venezuelan oil deal, holding some proceeds in Qatar
The details shared with Semafor mark an initial milestone in the administration’s plan following the ouster of Nicolás Maduro.
www.semafor.com
January 15, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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My Stop the Presses newsletter calls for more aggressive action by the media to be "radically truthful" and defeat the liars:
/ Correct *every* lie uttered on your platform.
/ Put Trump's remarks on tape delay for proper fact checks.
/ Cut off liars in mid-interview and ban them from your airwaves.
How to build a radically truthful news outlet
The old ways don’t work. Time to declare war on the liars.
www.stopthepresses.news
January 12, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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hey, quick question: what’s it gonna take
January 12, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Jesus: DID SOMEONE SAY, CHARCUTERIE?
Hand to You Know Whomst, this is someone’s FB profile photo, and it’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.
January 11, 2026 at 11:03 PM
If the Odyssey is a story about a guy named Odysseus, then why is Oedipus Rex not called Oedipussy?

British pronunciation of that is EEEdipussy
January 6, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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My man looks like his favorite vape flavor is fluffernutter
January 1, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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Merriam Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
It’s not without significant opportunity cost, but it’s going to be such fun watching these projects get defunded in 2027, and his name (and all that gold) taken off of stuff in 2029. DeTrumpification is going to be the symbolic cleanse we need, and I hope he’s alive to see it.
President Trump announced on Monday the construction of a new “Trump class” of warships that would anchor what he called a “golden fleet” for the U.S. Navy. Officials said the vessels would notionally have the ability to launch hypersonic and nuclear-armed cruise missiles. trib.al/4radC5n
December 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
As someone who lives inside the congestion zone, I love it! Streets are less clogged with cars, less air pollution, and (coming soon) a half a billion dollars available to spend further improving MTA services (free buses, anyone?).

Mostly I love that Robert Moses would have absolutely hated this.
December 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Everyone else go home — this is the year we secure ABOLISH ICE on a Chicago Snowplow

chicagoshovels.org
December 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Most hardcore cryptobros
what’s more virgin than a computer
December 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Laying a marker here that after the midterms all five of these guys are gonna have cabinet appointments that correspond w their costumes.
From @theathleticfc.bsky.social: FIFA announced that the Village People, the pop group that sings President Trump’s adopted anthem of “Y.M.C.A.,” will perform at the World Cup draw on Friday.
Village People will perform Trump anthem ‘Y.M.C.A.’ at World Cup draw, FIFA says
There will also be live music performances from Andrea Bocelli, Robbie Williams and Nicole Scherzinger.
nyti.ms
December 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM