Greater Ghost 🏳️⚧️
@great-ghost.bsky.social
she/her | I'm already a ghost, so you can't kill me. I died on a boat sailing across Lake Superior in November of 1975 (NOT the SS Edmund Fitzgerald). I was stabbed to death. Now I'm a professional ghoul, but I haunt as a hobby.
Chilling in Gordium, when I came across this ox cart tied together with a crazy knotted rope. Just knots on knots on knots. Ain't nobody untieing that shit. Just gonna do those Gordians a favor and cut that shit with my sword rq. I'm sure it won't be a big deal.
November 30, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Chilling in Gordium, when I came across this ox cart tied together with a crazy knotted rope. Just knots on knots on knots. Ain't nobody untieing that shit. Just gonna do those Gordians a favor and cut that shit with my sword rq. I'm sure it won't be a big deal.
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The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 10:42 AM
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
While yall've been looksmaxxing, I've been faithmaxxing. I worship EVERY god. The problem with Pascal's Wager is he didn't hedge his bets. If ANY god is real, I win and get fire-shooting eyes. "I'm the real god, others are fake" PROVE IT! Send me a postcard when you give me lightning spear, idk.
November 21, 2025 at 11:16 AM
While yall've been looksmaxxing, I've been faithmaxxing. I worship EVERY god. The problem with Pascal's Wager is he didn't hedge his bets. If ANY god is real, I win and get fire-shooting eyes. "I'm the real god, others are fake" PROVE IT! Send me a postcard when you give me lightning spear, idk.
For the past TEN YEARS, my team of top theologians and crack divineers, geniuses, all of them, have been searching forbidden ancient tablets and holy scrying pools for the TRUE location of the transsexual holy land. We've had many problems, many many setbacks, like with those EVIL ghosts. But now...
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
For the past TEN YEARS, my team of top theologians and crack divineers, geniuses, all of them, have been searching forbidden ancient tablets and holy scrying pools for the TRUE location of the transsexual holy land. We've had many problems, many many setbacks, like with those EVIL ghosts. But now...
Some days, you be a little selfish. Other days, you eat a little shellfish. Other days still, you cough up lots of blood. That's called LIFE!
November 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Some days, you be a little selfish. Other days, you eat a little shellfish. Other days still, you cough up lots of blood. That's called LIFE!
I'm SHOCKED and APPALLED to discover that the creators of the hit new video game "Horse Fuckers" WANT you to want to fuck the horses.
October 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I'm SHOCKED and APPALLED to discover that the creators of the hit new video game "Horse Fuckers" WANT you to want to fuck the horses.
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Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green
September 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green
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no disrespect to the wisconsin wreck hunter community but it's very funny to me that this supposed famously elusive ship wreck was found exactly where the eyewitness report said it would be in the newspaper but nobody had bothered to check there
September 22, 2025 at 7:14 AM
no disrespect to the wisconsin wreck hunter community but it's very funny to me that this supposed famously elusive ship wreck was found exactly where the eyewitness report said it would be in the newspaper but nobody had bothered to check there
I will sculpt a grand apotheosis from this mudstone called life, just you wait and see! When I die, know that I didn't! And when I'm dead, know that I'm not! I'll be looking down on you from dimensions you couldn't even dream of, all smug like a hot slicked up cat that has just won the lotto.
September 16, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I will sculpt a grand apotheosis from this mudstone called life, just you wait and see! When I die, know that I didn't! And when I'm dead, know that I'm not! I'll be looking down on you from dimensions you couldn't even dream of, all smug like a hot slicked up cat that has just won the lotto.
I want to repost this video of Mike Tyson punching Mr. Beast, as he makes a funny face in it. But everyone in the comments is hoping he dies like Houdini. They're wishing death upon him, and I'm not about that. I don't want to proliferate that energy. I don't think Mike Tyson should kill Mr. Beast.
Mike Tyson made Mr.Beast show a human emotion for the first time
September 15, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I want to repost this video of Mike Tyson punching Mr. Beast, as he makes a funny face in it. But everyone in the comments is hoping he dies like Houdini. They're wishing death upon him, and I'm not about that. I don't want to proliferate that energy. I don't think Mike Tyson should kill Mr. Beast.
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bro. the oracles have foretold that my next dick joke will save the world bro.
July 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
bro. the oracles have foretold that my next dick joke will save the world bro.
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ever wondered about what ranking officers in the us civil war were like? good news. there's not that many types of them. here you go
May 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
ever wondered about what ranking officers in the us civil war were like? good news. there's not that many types of them. here you go
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So I have now read the Big Three Ayn Rand Books, atlas shrugged, the fountainhead, and anthem. And I have this to say: she’s bad at writing books, so bad, in fact, that I find her popularity genuinely strange
May 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
So I have now read the Big Three Ayn Rand Books, atlas shrugged, the fountainhead, and anthem. And I have this to say: she’s bad at writing books, so bad, in fact, that I find her popularity genuinely strange
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Tamriel Rebuilt is pleased to announce the release of our latest expansion, 25.05: Grasping Fortune
May 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Tamriel Rebuilt is pleased to announce the release of our latest expansion, 25.05: Grasping Fortune
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Hunky funky gunky machiiiiine
April 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Hunky funky gunky machiiiiine
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This one is for you @great-ghost.bsky.social
April 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This one is for you @great-ghost.bsky.social
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Top #1 Mechs that look like they should have a cock
April 16, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Top #1 Mechs that look like they should have a cock
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sorry i didn’t text you back i needed 3-5 business days of alone time
April 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
sorry i didn’t text you back i needed 3-5 business days of alone time
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Voryn whenever Nerevar is in the room:
Dripping Chimer
April 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Voryn whenever Nerevar is in the room:
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every MLB opening day I like to reflect on some of the lessons baseball teaches us about life, like how it's a miserable grinding slog that almost always ends in meaningless failure, and even your attempt to endeavor it is something most people will never have the time or inclination to care about
March 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
every MLB opening day I like to reflect on some of the lessons baseball teaches us about life, like how it's a miserable grinding slog that almost always ends in meaningless failure, and even your attempt to endeavor it is something most people will never have the time or inclination to care about
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Happy 10th birthday Bloodborne
March 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Happy 10th birthday Bloodborne
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I don’t think you should be banned for telling ppl to kill themselves online. In my opinion, the question should be turned over to a tribunal that determines if the person really should kill themselves. If not, you get banned, but if so, you should get some kind of restaurant gift certificate
March 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I don’t think you should be banned for telling ppl to kill themselves online. In my opinion, the question should be turned over to a tribunal that determines if the person really should kill themselves. If not, you get banned, but if so, you should get some kind of restaurant gift certificate
You know, I think I could've shot an arrow through twelve axe-heads too, you know? I just don't think it was that impressive? Maybe I'm just super cool and badass and built different and god-like, you know? Or maybe it just wasn't that cool? Maybe it wasn't that hard? I don't know.
March 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
You know, I think I could've shot an arrow through twelve axe-heads too, you know? I just don't think it was that impressive? Maybe I'm just super cool and badass and built different and god-like, you know? Or maybe it just wasn't that cool? Maybe it wasn't that hard? I don't know.