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Elle-isson Becker
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LFC | Astros | Lightning | F1 | 007 | Yikes

#LacesOut
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Been here a while but more regularly now that there’s been a mass exodus from the 🐦 app. 😃

Looking to geek out over:

⚾️ (esp Astros)
Liverpool ⚽️ #YNWA
🎶🎸 DMB
Formula 1 🏎️
James Bond / 🎬 / 📺 (esp British crime)
Sam Houston State sports
Cooking
🇮🇪 (esp Galway)
CFB 🐅
WNBA / Ellie 🐘
Houston sports 🏈🏀

👋
Hamilton on sprint quali 😫 Ferrari give Lewis a decent car challenge: Impossible!
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Cuero HS from Cuero, TX
Mascot: Gobblers

Remember him when you’re eating your turkey.
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
😭😭😭
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving!!!
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Who’s got that video of the guy laughing when the girl calls him Busta Rhythms?
thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Reed Sheppard hitting big shots in that building against that team
a man in a plaid shirt stands in front of a sign that says " this means something to me "
ALT: a man in a plaid shirt stands in front of a sign that says " this means something to me "
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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FINAL: Tampa Bay 5, Calgary 1

#GoBolts  win streak reaches five, now 14-7-2 on the year and still first in the division.

Kucherov (G, A) point streak extends to 7 GP. Hagel 1-1—2, Guentzel 0-2—2.

Vasilevskiy 31 saves.
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Lemme just check on the Lightning score real quick 🤯 #GoBolts ⚡️⚡️⚡️
November 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Thank you, Paramount+ 🙏😭
November 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Listen, say less ‘cause I don’t want to help fr fr 😂.
I hoot & holler about the labor of cooking, but I deadass don’t want nobody in my kitchen.

I don’t want no help and I don’t want you in the way.

go to the store and bring exactly what I need but you absolutely CANNOT help me cook.
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Current view of the #LFC vs #PSV game 🫠

#YNWA to Paramount+ = You’ll Never Watch Again 😭
November 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Popular ≠ good
@billboard.com magazine’s TOP 50 ROCK BANDS OF ALL TIME or “SOMETHING ELSE FOR THE COUNTRY TO FIGHT ABOUT." Sound off!
November 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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“Pearland’s holiday budget earned it No. 19 in WalletHub’s national ranking of cities with largest holiday budgets, with The Woodlands and Sugar Land appearing right behind as No. 20 and No. 22, respectively.”
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Greenville Triumph’s 2025 third kit (modeled here by Michael Gonzalez) who says no?
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Because I must do SOMETHING productive but not actually a thing that NEEDS doing, I tried my hand at Cheez It marshmallow bars and added a chocolate drizzle because I am nothing if not extra.
November 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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The Houstonification of Reed Sheppard is the crossover we didn't know we needed.
Good morning, #Rockets fans. Swisha Shepp plays basketball for us today.
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Me: I am so wiped out I need to rest today

Also me:
a cartoon of spongebob using a vacuum cleaner and iron
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob using a vacuum cleaner and iron
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Paul Doyle, man accused of driving into crowds of football fans gathered for #LiverpoolFC's victory parade last May, has now changed his plea to guilty.

news.sky.com/story/paul-d...
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Card Giveaway: [2] 2025 Topps Elly De La Cruz

If interested, DM me. There are zero requirements for these free cards. When claimed I’ll post below when I can.
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
#Astros fans this reminds me of the scandal when people were big mad and tried to come up with nicknames for the Astros like Cheatstros and Cheatston and it just did not work lol
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
And of course I woke up at 6:45 anyway 😞
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
No alarm tomorrow 😭
an artist 's impression of a futuristic city with flying vehicles
ALT: an artist 's impression of a futuristic city with flying vehicles
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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the beasts in me
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
🚨INSANELY ODD AND TIMELY UPDATE🚨

New entry! And on Thanksgiving eve eve! 😱🦃

I have never seen one in this area since we’ve lived here WHAT IS GOING ON #BirdSky
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM