@gormlessgit.bsky.social
Writer, gamer, pizza maker, beer drinker. I format other people's books for print, on occasion.
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A felon who married an immigrant is telling a lot of y’all that the problems in this country all stem from felons and immigrants.
But keep buying that stupid red hat that’s made in China.
But keep buying that stupid red hat that’s made in China.
January 12, 2026 at 2:17 PM
A felon who married an immigrant is telling a lot of y’all that the problems in this country all stem from felons and immigrants.
But keep buying that stupid red hat that’s made in China.
But keep buying that stupid red hat that’s made in China.
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She finally blocked me
January 10, 2026 at 8:07 PM
She finally blocked me
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"My brother will keep his promise. He possesses the wisdom, the allure, of a god - he is the most fearsome Empyrean of all."
#eldenring #art
#eldenring #art
January 10, 2026 at 4:02 PM
"My brother will keep his promise. He possesses the wisdom, the allure, of a god - he is the most fearsome Empyrean of all."
#eldenring #art
#eldenring #art
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Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up
January 10, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up
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We are a country whose Constitution, according to the Supreme Court, gives our own presidents immunity for crimes committed while in office, but we will prosecute presidents of other countries for alleged crimes and invade them to execute arrest warrants.
January 5, 2026 at 1:07 AM
We are a country whose Constitution, according to the Supreme Court, gives our own presidents immunity for crimes committed while in office, but we will prosecute presidents of other countries for alleged crimes and invade them to execute arrest warrants.
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Canada: Our Prime Minster studied at Oxford and Harvard, was the Governor of both the Banks of England and Canada, and is recognized as one of the sharpest financial minds around.
America: oh yeah? Our guy has to take dementia tests every week.
America: oh yeah? Our guy has to take dementia tests every week.
January 2, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Canada: Our Prime Minster studied at Oxford and Harvard, was the Governor of both the Banks of England and Canada, and is recognized as one of the sharpest financial minds around.
America: oh yeah? Our guy has to take dementia tests every week.
America: oh yeah? Our guy has to take dementia tests every week.
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Mamdani has only been Mayor for a day & criminals are already fleeing New York
January 2, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Mamdani has only been Mayor for a day & criminals are already fleeing New York
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For over two thousand years Christians have been warning us about the antichrist.
When he finally shows up, they vote him into office.
Twice.
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When he finally shows up, they vote him into office.
Twice.
🤦🏻♂️
January 2, 2026 at 8:47 AM
For over two thousand years Christians have been warning us about the antichrist.
When he finally shows up, they vote him into office.
Twice.
🤦🏻♂️
When he finally shows up, they vote him into office.
Twice.
🤦🏻♂️
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Sarah Cooper is back. 👏
December 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Sarah Cooper is back. 👏
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I was spontaneous once but it scared me so I had to take a nap
December 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I was spontaneous once but it scared me so I had to take a nap
"Jim Beam says it won't produce whiskey at its main distillery in Kentucky in 2026
Tariffs and boycotts are hitting the whiskey business hard, as Canada hasn't bought any American-manufactured spirits since March in response to President Trump's trade policies."
Are we winning yet...?
Tariffs and boycotts are hitting the whiskey business hard, as Canada hasn't bought any American-manufactured spirits since March in response to President Trump's trade policies."
Are we winning yet...?
December 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
"Jim Beam says it won't produce whiskey at its main distillery in Kentucky in 2026
Tariffs and boycotts are hitting the whiskey business hard, as Canada hasn't bought any American-manufactured spirits since March in response to President Trump's trade policies."
Are we winning yet...?
Tariffs and boycotts are hitting the whiskey business hard, as Canada hasn't bought any American-manufactured spirits since March in response to President Trump's trade policies."
Are we winning yet...?
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Backpfeifengesicht
Germans have a word for it
Germans have a word for it
December 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Backpfeifengesicht
Germans have a word for it
Germans have a word for it
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Well done! A Massachusetts church displayed an “ICE was here” sign in its Nativity scene.
December 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Well done! A Massachusetts church displayed an “ICE was here” sign in its Nativity scene.
Snowmageddon has begun. It's supposed to last all day here. Let's see how many inches we end up getting...
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Snowmageddon has begun. It's supposed to last all day here. Let's see how many inches we end up getting...
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Can’t say I remember no At Attin.
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Can’t say I remember no At Attin.
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Childhood stages of fear:
0-10: monsters
11-15: winter coats
0-10: monsters
11-15: winter coats
November 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Childhood stages of fear:
0-10: monsters
11-15: winter coats
0-10: monsters
11-15: winter coats
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“Quiet, Piggy” would be fitting for his tombstone.
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
“Quiet, Piggy” would be fitting for his tombstone.
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"All you need is salt and pepper"
Why did white people colonise half the planet to steal their spices, and then not use their spices?
Why did white people colonise half the planet to steal their spices, and then not use their spices?
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
"All you need is salt and pepper"
Why did white people colonise half the planet to steal their spices, and then not use their spices?
Why did white people colonise half the planet to steal their spices, and then not use their spices?
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The finale of the great TV comedy show Blackadder goes Forth.
Back then I didn't expect one of the funniest programmes ever to end with a scene that makes me cry every time I see it.
Every single time.
Back then I didn't expect one of the funniest programmes ever to end with a scene that makes me cry every time I see it.
Every single time.
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The finale of the great TV comedy show Blackadder goes Forth.
Back then I didn't expect one of the funniest programmes ever to end with a scene that makes me cry every time I see it.
Every single time.
Back then I didn't expect one of the funniest programmes ever to end with a scene that makes me cry every time I see it.
Every single time.
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Neighbours having a bonfire? Wrap some chicken bones in a doll’s outfit. Hide them in the ashes. Tomorrow, tell their kids a fairy must have fallen in.
November 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Neighbours having a bonfire? Wrap some chicken bones in a doll’s outfit. Hide them in the ashes. Tomorrow, tell their kids a fairy must have fallen in.
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While your kids are asleep, remove their hamster from its cage, bend a gap in the bars, and hang a tiny rope ladder down.
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
While your kids are asleep, remove their hamster from its cage, bend a gap in the bars, and hang a tiny rope ladder down.
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Speaker Mike Johnson vs Sergeant Schultz from Hogan's Heroes -- who knows less?
November 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Speaker Mike Johnson vs Sergeant Schultz from Hogan's Heroes -- who knows less?
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