Loy Cypher
@loycifer.bsky.social
P̶r̶i̶n̶c̶e̶ squire of D̶a̶r̶k̶n̶e̶s̶s̶ dimness.
He/him, but for 5 bucks you can call me whatever you want.
Will not be nice to racists, homophobes, transphobes, MAGAs, Nazis, genocide apologists, or people who think Kingdom Hearts 3 was the best one.
He/him, but for 5 bucks you can call me whatever you want.
Will not be nice to racists, homophobes, transphobes, MAGAs, Nazis, genocide apologists, or people who think Kingdom Hearts 3 was the best one.
If you see this, QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood!
November 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
If you see this, QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood!
November 19, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I think we could all do with a remaster of Digital Devil Saga.
And orange mocha frappucinos.
#Atlus #MegaTen #SMT
And orange mocha frappucinos.
#Atlus #MegaTen #SMT
a group of anime characters sitting in a car
ALT: a group of anime characters sitting in a car
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November 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I just encountered a non-binary african american who had very strong feelings about NATO and all white people except Russians, Hungarians, and Belarusians.
These russian trolls are getting real creative with their character backstories.
These russian trolls are getting real creative with their character backstories.
November 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I just encountered a non-binary african american who had very strong feelings about NATO and all white people except Russians, Hungarians, and Belarusians.
These russian trolls are getting real creative with their character backstories.
These russian trolls are getting real creative with their character backstories.
I once joined a certain gay dating app, not the famous one.
An overwhelming amount of profiles had the phrase "FF active" on them.
Excited about finding gaymers, I asked one guy "What's your favourite Final Fantasy?"
Turns out, FF does not stand for Final Fantasy. 🥲
An overwhelming amount of profiles had the phrase "FF active" on them.
Excited about finding gaymers, I asked one guy "What's your favourite Final Fantasy?"
Turns out, FF does not stand for Final Fantasy. 🥲
a video game character with the letter e on her armband
ALT: a video game character with the letter e on her armband
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November 18, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I once joined a certain gay dating app, not the famous one.
An overwhelming amount of profiles had the phrase "FF active" on them.
Excited about finding gaymers, I asked one guy "What's your favourite Final Fantasy?"
Turns out, FF does not stand for Final Fantasy. 🥲
An overwhelming amount of profiles had the phrase "FF active" on them.
Excited about finding gaymers, I asked one guy "What's your favourite Final Fantasy?"
Turns out, FF does not stand for Final Fantasy. 🥲
The first time I got tested for HIV, i had to wait a few days for the result.
On the way home, I bought the movie "Team America", so that I could distract myself with silly comedy.
First song in the movie: "Everybody has AIDS"
The universe can be a real bitch sometimes.
On the way home, I bought the movie "Team America", so that I could distract myself with silly comedy.
First song in the movie: "Everybody has AIDS"
The universe can be a real bitch sometimes.
a close up of a mannequin 's face with blonde hair
Alt: a close up of a mannequin 's face with blonde hair
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November 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The first time I got tested for HIV, i had to wait a few days for the result.
On the way home, I bought the movie "Team America", so that I could distract myself with silly comedy.
First song in the movie: "Everybody has AIDS"
The universe can be a real bitch sometimes.
On the way home, I bought the movie "Team America", so that I could distract myself with silly comedy.
First song in the movie: "Everybody has AIDS"
The universe can be a real bitch sometimes.
I see you sneaky bastards who follow and unfollow quickly, in an attempt to get a free follow out of me.
Those better be some mighty impressive dick pics if you want me to fall for it.
Those better be some mighty impressive dick pics if you want me to fall for it.
an elderly woman wearing a blue jacket and a floral hat sits on a couch
Alt: Maggie smith judging you
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November 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I see you sneaky bastards who follow and unfollow quickly, in an attempt to get a free follow out of me.
Those better be some mighty impressive dick pics if you want me to fall for it.
Those better be some mighty impressive dick pics if you want me to fall for it.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
I have too many gay friends who haven't seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Bunch of uncultured himbos.
a man in a green shirt is holding a glass of wine .
ALT: a man in a green shirt is holding a glass of wine .
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November 16, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I have too many gay friends who haven't seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Bunch of uncultured himbos.
I really need to clean my house, but also, I could just play Persona 5 Strikers instead.
a cat with blue eyes is being held by a girl
ALT: a cat with blue eyes is being held by a girl
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November 16, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I really need to clean my house, but also, I could just play Persona 5 Strikers instead.
Reposted by Loy Cypher
Anal play Jordan Peterson: up mine woke moralists
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Anal play Jordan Peterson: up mine woke moralists
Four great trip-hop/art-rock albums:
Massive Attack - Mezzanine
Tori Amos - From the Choirgirl Hotel
Portishead - Dummy
Radiohead - Amnesiac
#MusicSky #MassiveAttack #ToriAmos #Portishead #Radiohead
Massive Attack - Mezzanine
Tori Amos - From the Choirgirl Hotel
Portishead - Dummy
Radiohead - Amnesiac
#MusicSky #MassiveAttack #ToriAmos #Portishead #Radiohead
November 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Four great trip-hop/art-rock albums:
Massive Attack - Mezzanine
Tori Amos - From the Choirgirl Hotel
Portishead - Dummy
Radiohead - Amnesiac
#MusicSky #MassiveAttack #ToriAmos #Portishead #Radiohead
Massive Attack - Mezzanine
Tori Amos - From the Choirgirl Hotel
Portishead - Dummy
Radiohead - Amnesiac
#MusicSky #MassiveAttack #ToriAmos #Portishead #Radiohead
If you want to listen to AI music, that's fine. You do you. But absolutely no one should be making money off of AI music. Typing in a prompt and pressing enter is not a reason to get paid.
a cat is sitting on a couch with its paws on a laptop .
ALT: a cat is sitting on a couch with its paws on a laptop .
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November 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
If you want to listen to AI music, that's fine. You do you. But absolutely no one should be making money off of AI music. Typing in a prompt and pressing enter is not a reason to get paid.
This @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social joke is about to become extra relevant.
November 13, 2025 at 9:24 AM
This @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social joke is about to become extra relevant.
Reposted by Loy Cypher
Hola Bluesky ⏸️ sólo puedo dedicar mi primer post al mejor video de la historia de la humanidad ⏸️
November 15, 2024 at 8:56 AM
Hola Bluesky ⏸️ sólo puedo dedicar mi primer post al mejor video de la historia de la humanidad ⏸️
Watching Braindead (Dead Alive) because I felt like something cozy.
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Watching Braindead (Dead Alive) because I felt like something cozy.
Someone just mistook me for a hetero, and I'm shook.
a woman covering her mouth with her hand while wearing a black watch
ALT: a woman covering her mouth with her hand while wearing a black watch
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November 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Someone just mistook me for a hetero, and I'm shook.
Reposted by Loy Cypher
How many times do I need to click the "Show less like this ☹️" button for you to stop showing me AI "art"?
November 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM
How many times do I need to click the "Show less like this ☹️" button for you to stop showing me AI "art"?
Diversity = unity
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
November 6, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Diversity = unity
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Since the advent of digital signage, I find that I have to practice my own signature a few times before putting it on a document.
a cartoon hand is signing a piece of paper that says home
ALT: a cartoon hand is signing a piece of paper that says home
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October 31, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Since the advent of digital signage, I find that I have to practice my own signature a few times before putting it on a document.
I'm not a slut, I'm a fomosexual.
October 30, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I'm not a slut, I'm a fomosexual.
I just got the new remastered 4k Nightmare on Elm Street collection.
It has scenes restored in Nightmare on Elm Street 5 that have been missing since the VHS days!
It involves a gruesome scene on a motorcycle, and it's finally as horrifying as I remember.
#Horror #NightmareOnElmStreet #WesCraven
It has scenes restored in Nightmare on Elm Street 5 that have been missing since the VHS days!
It involves a gruesome scene on a motorcycle, and it's finally as horrifying as I remember.
#Horror #NightmareOnElmStreet #WesCraven
October 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I just got the new remastered 4k Nightmare on Elm Street collection.
It has scenes restored in Nightmare on Elm Street 5 that have been missing since the VHS days!
It involves a gruesome scene on a motorcycle, and it's finally as horrifying as I remember.
#Horror #NightmareOnElmStreet #WesCraven
It has scenes restored in Nightmare on Elm Street 5 that have been missing since the VHS days!
It involves a gruesome scene on a motorcycle, and it's finally as horrifying as I remember.
#Horror #NightmareOnElmStreet #WesCraven
I make a very dumb impression. Very himbo. Very airhead. Will bomb job interviews. Won't be taken seriously during business debates.
I've just been accepted into Mensa though.
I've just been accepted into Mensa though.
October 28, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I make a very dumb impression. Very himbo. Very airhead. Will bomb job interviews. Won't be taken seriously during business debates.
I've just been accepted into Mensa though.
I've just been accepted into Mensa though.
Anyone else remember this unnecessarily ominous box art for the game Mastermind?
They look like Bond villains.
As if the game is exciting and dangerous.
When, in fact, there have only been 2 fatal Mastermind-related incidents.
#Mastermind #Boardgames
They look like Bond villains.
As if the game is exciting and dangerous.
When, in fact, there have only been 2 fatal Mastermind-related incidents.
#Mastermind #Boardgames
October 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Anyone else remember this unnecessarily ominous box art for the game Mastermind?
They look like Bond villains.
As if the game is exciting and dangerous.
When, in fact, there have only been 2 fatal Mastermind-related incidents.
#Mastermind #Boardgames
They look like Bond villains.
As if the game is exciting and dangerous.
When, in fact, there have only been 2 fatal Mastermind-related incidents.
#Mastermind #Boardgames