Laine (all pronouns) 💦🥩
@goolaini.bsky.social
I like my starbucks dumb, my steaks sloppy, and my comedy absurd. I cheer at movie explosions.
AuDHD - queer - 40
Pay pig to Lilith and Bea (senior kittens)
AuDHD - queer - 40
Pay pig to Lilith and Bea (senior kittens)
Pinned
Ok, it's Egg Day so let's crack this one open.
I ain't cis. I don't quite know where things fall beyond that, currently playing with the label "agender gender fluid", tho it doesn't quite feel right. "Neuroqueer" is a label I like, but it feels more like a description of my brain than my gender.
I ain't cis. I don't quite know where things fall beyond that, currently playing with the label "agender gender fluid", tho it doesn't quite feel right. "Neuroqueer" is a label I like, but it feels more like a description of my brain than my gender.
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intermittent reminder that trans people are an index species for every queer gathering.
If they’re not there it’s because they’re not comfortable there and *you’re* doing something wrong. Fix it.
If they’re not there it’s because they’re not comfortable there and *you’re* doing something wrong. Fix it.
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
intermittent reminder that trans people are an index species for every queer gathering.
If they’re not there it’s because they’re not comfortable there and *you’re* doing something wrong. Fix it.
If they’re not there it’s because they’re not comfortable there and *you’re* doing something wrong. Fix it.
Baba ghanoush
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Baba ghanoush
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I’m polyamorous because the only thing I can commit to is the bit
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I’m polyamorous because the only thing I can commit to is the bit
Me: "wow, he checks off everything in this list I wrote 2 months ago!"
The list:
- kind to me
- likes me
- wants to get to know me
The list:
- kind to me
- likes me
- wants to get to know me
Prob gonna get my heart broken, but what can you do
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Me: "wow, he checks off everything in this list I wrote 2 months ago!"
The list:
- kind to me
- likes me
- wants to get to know me
The list:
- kind to me
- likes me
- wants to get to know me
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Charities give you the false impression that we are a caring society.
A truly caring society would institutionally take care of its citizens, not rely on charities.
A truly caring society would institutionally take care of its citizens, not rely on charities.
November 23, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Charities give you the false impression that we are a caring society.
A truly caring society would institutionally take care of its citizens, not rely on charities.
A truly caring society would institutionally take care of its citizens, not rely on charities.
Time to shave my stupid head
November 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Time to shave my stupid head
Sometimes when I have the urge to do something destructive, I think: "I'm too old to do X" and that embarrassment is usually enough to stop me from doing it
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Sometimes when I have the urge to do something destructive, I think: "I'm too old to do X" and that embarrassment is usually enough to stop me from doing it
"... you had to leave because you're you. And the reason I liked you is because you're you. And who you are is a person who leaves. But for him, you're the person who stays."
November 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"... you had to leave because you're you. And the reason I liked you is because you're you. And who you are is a person who leaves. But for him, you're the person who stays."
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Wartenberg. Pinwheel.
November 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Wartenberg. Pinwheel.
I am 26 minutes in to Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight and I have already hollered and jumped out of my seat in excitement
This is gonna be sooo good!
This is gonna be sooo good!
November 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I am 26 minutes in to Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight and I have already hollered and jumped out of my seat in excitement
This is gonna be sooo good!
This is gonna be sooo good!
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Anyone watching Tim Robinson’s The chair company? I drew Mike Santini pondering the Chocolate Kong
November 20, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Anyone watching Tim Robinson’s The chair company? I drew Mike Santini pondering the Chocolate Kong
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you've seen (in no particular order):
1. Deftones
2. Crosses
3. Slash Need
4. Missy Elliott
5. Nine Inch Nails
And that's actually a pretty accurate representation of my tastes right now
1. Deftones
2. Crosses
3. Slash Need
4. Missy Elliott
5. Nine Inch Nails
And that's actually a pretty accurate representation of my tastes right now
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you've seen (in no particular order):
1. Cheekface
2. Electric Six
3. Los Campesinos!
4. Heavenly
5. Scene Queen
I have a feeling I'm forgetting one, but oh well lol
1. Cheekface
2. Electric Six
3. Los Campesinos!
4. Heavenly
5. Scene Queen
I have a feeling I'm forgetting one, but oh well lol
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you've seen:
1. Grizzly Bear
2. NoSo
3. Abi Carter
4. Sofia Isella
5. My Chemical Romance
(I also went to a festival in September, but I’m just including single concerts)
1. Grizzly Bear
2. NoSo
3. Abi Carter
4. Sofia Isella
5. My Chemical Romance
(I also went to a festival in September, but I’m just including single concerts)
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you've seen (in no particular order):
1. Deftones
2. Crosses
3. Slash Need
4. Missy Elliott
5. Nine Inch Nails
And that's actually a pretty accurate representation of my tastes right now
1. Deftones
2. Crosses
3. Slash Need
4. Missy Elliott
5. Nine Inch Nails
And that's actually a pretty accurate representation of my tastes right now
Hack: if you ever need me to laugh uncontrollably, blast Bring Me To Life by Evanescence
November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Hack: if you ever need me to laugh uncontrollably, blast Bring Me To Life by Evanescence
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just jeep joing
April 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
just jeep joing
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It always looks funny to me that my cats eat without their hands. I don't know what they're supposed to do because, obviously, they don't have hands. But there's something about how they have to use their face to eat that just seems so strange.
April 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
It always looks funny to me that my cats eat without their hands. I don't know what they're supposed to do because, obviously, they don't have hands. But there's something about how they have to use their face to eat that just seems so strange.
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The acting students are his oompa loompas
April 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The acting students are his oompa loompas
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Lilith loves the finer things and in excess.
Bea will fight you.
Bea will fight you.
Yesterday I had my cats each draw a tarot card and the results were just immaculate.
Im not well versed in the interpretations, but the visuals of each card tell it all. Lilith drew the King of Pentacles and Bea drew the King of Swords.
Im not well versed in the interpretations, but the visuals of each card tell it all. Lilith drew the King of Pentacles and Bea drew the King of Swords.
April 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Lilith loves the finer things and in excess.
Bea will fight you.
Bea will fight you.
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"Wordness to the turdness", Jordan Peele
April 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
"Wordness to the turdness", Jordan Peele
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You ever meet someone who just *looks* like Linkin Park is their favourite band?
May 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
You ever meet someone who just *looks* like Linkin Park is their favourite band?
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I am never going to get over Season 2 of The Rehearsal
May 27, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I am never going to get over Season 2 of The Rehearsal
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My emotional support weed
May 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
My emotional support weed
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Is it a need for external validation or is it a deficit in love and belonging
May 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Is it a need for external validation or is it a deficit in love and belonging