Laine (all pronouns) 💦🥩
@goolaini.bsky.social
I like my starbucks dumb, my steaks sloppy, and my comedy absurd. I cheer at movie explosions.
AuDHD - queer - 40
Pay pig to Lilith and Bea (senior kittens)
AuDHD - queer - 40
Pay pig to Lilith and Bea (senior kittens)
Pinned
Ok, it's Egg Day so let's crack this one open.
I ain't cis. I don't quite know where things fall beyond that, currently playing with the label "agender gender fluid", tho it doesn't quite feel right. "Neuroqueer" is a label I like, but it feels more like a description of my brain than my gender.
I ain't cis. I don't quite know where things fall beyond that, currently playing with the label "agender gender fluid", tho it doesn't quite feel right. "Neuroqueer" is a label I like, but it feels more like a description of my brain than my gender.
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Wartenberg. Pinwheel.
November 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Wartenberg. Pinwheel.
I am 26 minutes in to Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight and I have already hollered and jumped out of my seat in excitement
This is gonna be sooo good!
This is gonna be sooo good!
November 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I am 26 minutes in to Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight and I have already hollered and jumped out of my seat in excitement
This is gonna be sooo good!
This is gonna be sooo good!
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Anyone watching Tim Robinson’s The chair company? I drew Mike Santini pondering the Chocolate Kong
November 20, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Anyone watching Tim Robinson’s The chair company? I drew Mike Santini pondering the Chocolate Kong
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you've seen (in no particular order):
1. Deftones
2. Crosses
3. Slash Need
4. Missy Elliott
5. Nine Inch Nails
And that's actually a pretty accurate representation of my tastes right now
1. Deftones
2. Crosses
3. Slash Need
4. Missy Elliott
5. Nine Inch Nails
And that's actually a pretty accurate representation of my tastes right now
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you've seen (in no particular order):
1. Cheekface
2. Electric Six
3. Los Campesinos!
4. Heavenly
5. Scene Queen
I have a feeling I'm forgetting one, but oh well lol
1. Cheekface
2. Electric Six
3. Los Campesinos!
4. Heavenly
5. Scene Queen
I have a feeling I'm forgetting one, but oh well lol
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you've seen:
1. Grizzly Bear
2. NoSo
3. Abi Carter
4. Sofia Isella
5. My Chemical Romance
(I also went to a festival in September, but I’m just including single concerts)
1. Grizzly Bear
2. NoSo
3. Abi Carter
4. Sofia Isella
5. My Chemical Romance
(I also went to a festival in September, but I’m just including single concerts)
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you've seen (in no particular order):
1. Deftones
2. Crosses
3. Slash Need
4. Missy Elliott
5. Nine Inch Nails
And that's actually a pretty accurate representation of my tastes right now
1. Deftones
2. Crosses
3. Slash Need
4. Missy Elliott
5. Nine Inch Nails
And that's actually a pretty accurate representation of my tastes right now
Hack: if you ever need me to laugh uncontrollably, blast Bring Me To Life by Evanescence
November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Hack: if you ever need me to laugh uncontrollably, blast Bring Me To Life by Evanescence
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just jeep joing
April 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
just jeep joing
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It always looks funny to me that my cats eat without their hands. I don't know what they're supposed to do because, obviously, they don't have hands. But there's something about how they have to use their face to eat that just seems so strange.
April 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
It always looks funny to me that my cats eat without their hands. I don't know what they're supposed to do because, obviously, they don't have hands. But there's something about how they have to use their face to eat that just seems so strange.
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The acting students are his oompa loompas
April 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The acting students are his oompa loompas
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Lilith loves the finer things and in excess.
Bea will fight you.
Bea will fight you.
Yesterday I had my cats each draw a tarot card and the results were just immaculate.
Im not well versed in the interpretations, but the visuals of each card tell it all. Lilith drew the King of Pentacles and Bea drew the King of Swords.
Im not well versed in the interpretations, but the visuals of each card tell it all. Lilith drew the King of Pentacles and Bea drew the King of Swords.
April 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Lilith loves the finer things and in excess.
Bea will fight you.
Bea will fight you.
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"Wordness to the turdness", Jordan Peele
April 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
"Wordness to the turdness", Jordan Peele
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You ever meet someone who just *looks* like Linkin Park is their favourite band?
May 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
You ever meet someone who just *looks* like Linkin Park is their favourite band?
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I am never going to get over Season 2 of The Rehearsal
May 27, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I am never going to get over Season 2 of The Rehearsal
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My emotional support weed
May 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
My emotional support weed
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Is it a need for external validation or is it a deficit in love and belonging
May 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Is it a need for external validation or is it a deficit in love and belonging
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Maybe this is all happening because there's 𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 devil worshipping.
November 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Maybe this is all happening because there's 𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 devil worshipping.
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When I was watching XPlay, this Mountain Dew ad came on where this guy forcefemmes transgenderizes his homie.
November 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
When I was watching XPlay, this Mountain Dew ad came on where this guy forcefemmes transgenderizes his homie.
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This is another way AI is being used to extract value from speculative/counterfactual realities (bc we’ve maxed out extraction from like real material reality). It continues vectors/trajectories/vibes in speculative directions, which we accept bc they generate wealth.
Art-pop innovator Sophie and country cult hero Blaze Foley both had suspiciously AI-sounding new material posted to their pages recently—odd choices of artists to target for a scam, considering that Sophie died in 2021 and Foley in 1989
Why Is It So Easy to Flood Streaming With AI Slop?
And what the hell is Operation Clown Dump?
www.hearingthings.co
November 20, 2025 at 1:29 PM
This is another way AI is being used to extract value from speculative/counterfactual realities (bc we’ve maxed out extraction from like real material reality). It continues vectors/trajectories/vibes in speculative directions, which we accept bc they generate wealth.
If the Moon is powerful enough to move the ocean, then why is it so hard to believe it could also affect me?
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
If the Moon is powerful enough to move the ocean, then why is it so hard to believe it could also affect me?
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Mac sun
Artemis moon
Maureen Ponderosa rising
Artemis moon
Maureen Ponderosa rising
April 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Mac sun
Artemis moon
Maureen Ponderosa rising
Artemis moon
Maureen Ponderosa rising
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J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.