Gonzo Phil
@gonzophil.bsky.social
Delusional Dreamer.
Rancid Rags project is coming soon.
Maybe you've seen me on TikTok? Or maybe it was another middle-aged poser.
Rancid Rags project is coming soon.
Maybe you've seen me on TikTok? Or maybe it was another middle-aged poser.
My journey into fiber arts is testing the limits of my unmedicated adhd
November 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
My journey into fiber arts is testing the limits of my unmedicated adhd
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Somewhere there is a person asking ChatGPT to write them a post for Social Media. That makes me sad. Just be mediocre like the rest of us.
October 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Somewhere there is a person asking ChatGPT to write them a post for Social Media. That makes me sad. Just be mediocre like the rest of us.
Why is Jared Leto the way he is?
October 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Why is Jared Leto the way he is?
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Someone on Social Media only posts what generative AI tells them to.
October 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Someone on Social Media only posts what generative AI tells them to.
The urge to walk to Circle K for Beers is real. But so is the spite I have in my heart for Doug Ford.
October 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The urge to walk to Circle K for Beers is real. But so is the spite I have in my heart for Doug Ford.
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Just occurred to me that a substantial number of folks don't actually know the difference between "insult" and "slur" 🫥
October 5, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Just occurred to me that a substantial number of folks don't actually know the difference between "insult" and "slur" 🫥
When I was a kid you never wanted to be a "poser" or a "sell out". Now I call myself a poser openly and want nothing more than to sell out.
October 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
When I was a kid you never wanted to be a "poser" or a "sell out". Now I call myself a poser openly and want nothing more than to sell out.
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Everything I know about Yellowstone I learned from an ad for a Tombstone Podcast. I think I'm good.
February 15, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Everything I know about Yellowstone I learned from an ad for a Tombstone Podcast. I think I'm good.
Does Bourbon taste like Arson to anyone else?
February 8, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Does Bourbon taste like Arson to anyone else?
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Ocean Beach in San Francisco at Christmas many years ago. Shot with my first digital camera, some long forgotten Sony model.
December 25, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Ocean Beach in San Francisco at Christmas many years ago. Shot with my first digital camera, some long forgotten Sony model.
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I don’t like how James Gunn made the alien spaceman from Kansas who works at a newspaper and has freeze breath silly
December 20, 2024 at 2:31 AM
I don’t like how James Gunn made the alien spaceman from Kansas who works at a newspaper and has freeze breath silly
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I don’t think I should be blamed if I mentally replied but not physically.
December 20, 2024 at 12:17 AM
I don’t think I should be blamed if I mentally replied but not physically.
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No war bur Class War
December 19, 2024 at 5:39 PM
No war bur Class War
If I were a Cake I think I'd be a Pound Cake. Because I'm solid and kind of dense.
December 20, 2024 at 2:25 AM
If I were a Cake I think I'd be a Pound Cake. Because I'm solid and kind of dense.
Did I tear up watching the Superman trailer? Yes. Yes, I did.
December 19, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Did I tear up watching the Superman trailer? Yes. Yes, I did.
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My new hand tattoo is in that liminal space where half of it looks like beautiful ink work and half looks like Dresden after the fire bombing. It's hard to explain to non-tattoo people how you have to pass through a gnarly peeling stage before the colors set. But it's going to look boss in the end.
December 19, 2024 at 7:53 PM
My new hand tattoo is in that liminal space where half of it looks like beautiful ink work and half looks like Dresden after the fire bombing. It's hard to explain to non-tattoo people how you have to pass through a gnarly peeling stage before the colors set. But it's going to look boss in the end.
Sometimes I love reading books I only vaguely remember. It's like running into an old friend.
December 19, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Sometimes I love reading books I only vaguely remember. It's like running into an old friend.
The problem I have being my own boss is that my employee doesn't listen or respect authority.
December 19, 2024 at 12:33 AM
The problem I have being my own boss is that my employee doesn't listen or respect authority.