Golfhaus (⛳🏠)
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If I can't show it, if you can't see me /
What's the point of doing anything?
https://twitch.tv/Golfhaus
Unabashed liberal/atheist/nerd. Usually in that order.
What's the point of doing anything?
https://twitch.tv/Golfhaus
Unabashed liberal/atheist/nerd. Usually in that order.
Shamelessly stolen from a Reddit comment:
In reality, the naughty and nice list is not a list at all, merely a cut off point somewhere below the median income.
In reality, the naughty and nice list is not a list at all, merely a cut off point somewhere below the median income.
December 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Shamelessly stolen from a Reddit comment:
In reality, the naughty and nice list is not a list at all, merely a cut off point somewhere below the median income.
In reality, the naughty and nice list is not a list at all, merely a cut off point somewhere below the median income.
Shout-out to the trivia night host last night who was playing songs w/ clues to the answers. For one question, the answer was "Whitney Houston," and instead of playing a Whitney Houston song, they played Nirvana's "Lithium" instead.
A little dark for a Christmas movie-themed night, but I laughed.
A little dark for a Christmas movie-themed night, but I laughed.
December 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Shout-out to the trivia night host last night who was playing songs w/ clues to the answers. For one question, the answer was "Whitney Houston," and instead of playing a Whitney Houston song, they played Nirvana's "Lithium" instead.
A little dark for a Christmas movie-themed night, but I laughed.
A little dark for a Christmas movie-themed night, but I laughed.
As a fan of true crime podcasts and videos, it's low-key infuriating that creators have to censor words like "suicide" and "kill" in order to keep the monetization going.
"Gotta protect the kids tho!"
Keep them off the Internet if they can't handle them then.
"Gotta protect the kids tho!"
Keep them off the Internet if they can't handle them then.
December 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
As a fan of true crime podcasts and videos, it's low-key infuriating that creators have to censor words like "suicide" and "kill" in order to keep the monetization going.
"Gotta protect the kids tho!"
Keep them off the Internet if they can't handle them then.
"Gotta protect the kids tho!"
Keep them off the Internet if they can't handle them then.
Processing emotions over Dick Cheney's dying feels like a practice run for the real thing.
The world is still a better place now than it was 24 hours ago.
The world is still a better place now than it was 24 hours ago.
November 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Processing emotions over Dick Cheney's dying feels like a practice run for the real thing.
The world is still a better place now than it was 24 hours ago.
The world is still a better place now than it was 24 hours ago.
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You cannot trust information coming from Kash Patel's FBI. You cannot trust information coming from ICE. You cannot trust information coming the Trump administration. You cannot trust information coming from Republicans.
September 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
You cannot trust information coming from Kash Patel's FBI. You cannot trust information coming from ICE. You cannot trust information coming the Trump administration. You cannot trust information coming from Republicans.
TIL that the second time the B-52's hit the "market crash, polar shift, space junk, narrow minds" line in "Channel Z," Fred actually sings, "market crash, bullshit, space junk, narrow minds." That's some sneaky ass getting-a-cuss-on-the-radio shit. Kenneth would be proud if he knew the frequency.
September 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
TIL that the second time the B-52's hit the "market crash, polar shift, space junk, narrow minds" line in "Channel Z," Fred actually sings, "market crash, bullshit, space junk, narrow minds." That's some sneaky ass getting-a-cuss-on-the-radio shit. Kenneth would be proud if he knew the frequency.
Blocking me ensures that on every grocery store trip, the cereal you want is out of stock, and it's the ONLY cereal that's out of stock.
Blocking me makes your fries soggy.
Blocking me makes your pillow warm on both sides.
August 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Blocking me ensures that on every grocery store trip, the cereal you want is out of stock, and it's the ONLY cereal that's out of stock.
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AB B♭A
Slightly diminish a band:
Hüsker Don’t
Hüsker Don’t
Slightly diminish a band:
Potentially Some Doubt
Potentially Some Doubt
August 13, 2025 at 8:50 AM
AB B♭A
You'd think I had a basic understanding of another language by now. You'd be wrong.
July 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
You'd think I had a basic understanding of another language by now. You'd be wrong.
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Work convention this week. Vegas. I should be more excited than I am. Mostly, I'm just tired.
May 27, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Work convention this week. Vegas. I should be more excited than I am. Mostly, I'm just tired.
Just saw a Cybertruck on the road sporting a farm vehicle license plate. There's no way in hell this Cybertruck has been within 2 miles of a goddamn farm.
May 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Just saw a Cybertruck on the road sporting a farm vehicle license plate. There's no way in hell this Cybertruck has been within 2 miles of a goddamn farm.
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if it was really our “patriotic duty” to be healthy, the government would’ve implemented universal healthcare decades ago. it wouldn’t even be a debate or question it would just already be the expectation.
May 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
if it was really our “patriotic duty” to be healthy, the government would’ve implemented universal healthcare decades ago. it wouldn’t even be a debate or question it would just already be the expectation.
Rocking out at the #HighWaterFestival. Counting Crows and Arcade Fire tonight! 🎉
April 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Rocking out at the #HighWaterFestival. Counting Crows and Arcade Fire tonight! 🎉
Packing my bags for Charleston, and the first real, actual concert I've been to in probably 20 years.
April 25, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Packing my bags for Charleston, and the first real, actual concert I've been to in probably 20 years.
I'm kind of a big deal.
April 17, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I'm kind of a big deal.
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VillainyVS - Would you like join Game Changers?
Watch VillainyVS's clip titled
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March 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I have an intense, and 💯 irrational, aversion to the phrase "one-stop shop."
Lately, though, I've started hearing it as "one-start shop," I'm guessing because "start" has a more positive connotation than "stop."
But man, does that make me want to put a fist through a window or something.
Lately, though, I've started hearing it as "one-start shop," I'm guessing because "start" has a more positive connotation than "stop."
But man, does that make me want to put a fist through a window or something.
March 12, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I have an intense, and 💯 irrational, aversion to the phrase "one-stop shop."
Lately, though, I've started hearing it as "one-start shop," I'm guessing because "start" has a more positive connotation than "stop."
But man, does that make me want to put a fist through a window or something.
Lately, though, I've started hearing it as "one-start shop," I'm guessing because "start" has a more positive connotation than "stop."
But man, does that make me want to put a fist through a window or something.
These new Duolingo transitions are low-key terrifying.
March 3, 2025 at 11:16 AM
These new Duolingo transitions are low-key terrifying.
Dinner with three absolutely amazing accompaniments. I'll leave it as an exercise for the reader to decide the order.
March 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Dinner with three absolutely amazing accompaniments. I'll leave it as an exercise for the reader to decide the order.
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Chatting to the vicar while he was taking off his vest in the vestry. Unfortunately I followed him into the pantry.
February 26, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Chatting to the vicar while he was taking off his vest in the vestry. Unfortunately I followed him into the pantry.
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You guys... I've had an unhealthy fascination with Eve 6 for years. This hits ALL THE BUTTONS.
You guys... I've had an unhealthy fascination with Eve 6 for years. This hits ALL THE BUTTONS.
Steal My Sunshine
Eve 6, L1ZY · Steal My Sunshine · Song · 2025
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February 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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You guys... I've had an unhealthy fascination with Eve 6 for years. This hits ALL THE BUTTONS.
You guys... I've had an unhealthy fascination with Eve 6 for years. This hits ALL THE BUTTONS.