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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him]
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RPG designer, illustrator, shirt-not-wearer. 🏳‍🌈

Featured in Knock! Issue 5

Trans Rights, Black Lives Matter, Fuck Off Nazis, Fuck your A\I.

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offworldbogil.bsky.social
He's a lich, sure. But like... a cool lich. #ttrpg
A slightly cooler than average looking lich standing next to a random table. It says "You're a lich and it's friday night! Time to roll 1d6 and... 1. Cleanse the bad vibes from the void cube, 2. Re-stock the treasure room behind the trap with the big spinning knife thing, 3. See if any of the goblins on the fifth floor fancy checking out that new wizard's tower in hex 17, 4. Maybe type up that idea for a new curse you had, 5. Ask the druids near the dungeon entrance if they have any wine, 6. Try not to call that centaur again"
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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After a year and a half of homelessness I’ve been offered a place to live, pending affordability checks etc.

Would love to start up an in person TTRPG group when I get settled, I’m eyeing up Dolmenwood!

Btw thank you to all my new followers, I suppose you found me in Knock 5?
October 21, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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deaconblues1979.bsky.social
High fantasy without crashed spaceships in it is nonsense for babies.
December 10, 2024 at 7:42 PM
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NGL this makes me rethink defending Mörk Borg from people who call it pretentious
morkborg.com MÖRK CY_BORG @morkborg.com · Jul 25
Some make games. We made a genre.
July 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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slimyswampghost.bsky.social
Just don't fucking use AI. it's melting your brain. Stop.
July 1, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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skullfungus.bsky.social
I just checked my patreon, and apparently I've made about 140+ posts over the years. That's a lot of maps for 3 buckaroos a month. I'm not saying you should become a patron but like...

www.patreon.com/skullfungus
Get more from skullfungus on Patreon
I draw maps!
www.patreon.com
June 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Oh yeah, now we gaming!

I love me some Basilisk! by 1d10+5, it’s a print and play mork borg dungeon crawler perfect for solo play, and lets you stretch your map drawing muscles!

1d105.itch.io/basilisk

#osr #morkborg
A print and play game with yellow-green dice, handwritten notes, hand-drawn map and a wooden token to depict the player character, the sheet is laminated and the notes and map is drawn with dry-erase marker.
June 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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All the sexy miscreants play Isle of Ixx by Skullfungus. Play as mutants shipwrecked on an island full of dinosaurs and robots :0

#osr #dinosaursarecool #robotsalsoarecool
A colourful title page for Isle of Ixx, the writing is large and bombastic and the illustration around it features gnarly monsters, a pteranodon, some vine covered towers, and lots of tropical plants.
June 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Remind me, is Dungeon Crawl Classics’ Goodman Games still doing business with a racist piece of shit that they publically said they cut ties with?
June 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Since @drivethrurpg.com are now blocking games about punching fascists I fully expect to see all WWII games removed from the platform by day’s end.

I shan’t give DTRPG a penny until they stick to their guns like a grown-up storefront.
June 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Listening to the latest episode of Between Two Cairns when inspiration struck!

#osr #betweentwocairns
The between two cairns characters from my previous illustrations are crowded around a cartoon pony (Rarity), text reads “between two cairns in The White Horse of Lowvale”. Skullboy looks closely at the chromatic aberration on the pony, whilst Brad attempts to comb its mane. Yochai, who is currrently melded with brad kronenberg-style holds a dagger and eyes up the pony mischievously
June 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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More Between Two Cairns fanart!

#betweentwocairns #osr #rpg

Uh the alt text for this one’s gonna be tricky lol
Cartoonish depictions of the hosts of Between Two Cairns. Yochai is a cultist supporting a gigantic black sword, Brad is a huge grinning golem thing bursting out of a pentagram on the ground, holding both of his hands up in double peace signs, and Skullboy is a floating skull holding a microphone. Text above them reads “Between”, the sword’s crossguard, Brad’s peace signs and Skullboy’s skull make up the word “TWO”, and beneath them is the word “Cairns”. On a banner at the bottom of the image is written “a podcast for weird little freaks”.
June 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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@bradkerr.bsky.social

Can't believe they didn't go with
December 29, 2024 at 8:55 PM
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Listening to my favorite podcast, Between Two Cairns, featuring Yochai, @bradkerr.net and Skullboy

(An update of a previous B2C image to include Skullboy)

#osr #rpg #podcast
Three cartoon characters sit at a round table with a microphone. On the left a squat bearded man (Yochai) talks officiously with a raised finger, on the right a floating skull (Skullboy) laughs and waves an OSR adventure, in the background a gargantuan figure (Brad) holds a book in two massive hands whilst grinning totoro-style. Text beneath the table reads “Between Two Cairns”
June 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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So I’ve basically been on hiatus since last August when I was made homeless. I’m still not able to produce anything meaningful RPG-wise, but there’s a chance I could have a home in the next month or so.

I hope you’re all doing ok, the world’s kinda sucky right now
June 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Cool new (preowned) shoes for pride month!
My big ol feet adorned with some sexy-ass pride-flavoured Vans shoes. They have the rainbow on one side and trans pride colours on the other <3
June 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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omnigamers.bsky.social
In yesterday's episode we included a review of Dungeon Crawl Classics. It has since come to our attention that Goodman Games is supporting a publisher that has repeatedly expressed hate. We oppose this decision and withdraw any recommendations for DCC. Please do not support GG or Judges Guild.
floaker.bsky.social Tanya Floaker @floaker.bsky.social · May 8
Goodman Games seem to be knowingly working with fascists again. They said they wouldn't work with Bledsaw back in 2020 when it bacame impossible to ignore the politics he expouses, then started working on this licenced product on the quiet 3yrs ago.

batintheattic.blogspot.com/2020/02/conc...
May 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Hey itch creators, you can now set your itch url as your bsky handle (I saw the link to how to do it on the top of my itch dashboard)

Custom bsky url things are a surefire way to verify your account as real in this world of bots and impersonators.
My bsky name and url which is now @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io The new url is underlined in purple
May 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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riseupcomus.bsky.social
Highlighting some of my favorite pieces from Knock! 5 - Goblin with a Ray Gun by @shirtlessgoblin.bsky.social is a...powderkeg adventure? No. A damaged warp core adventure--charged and ready to explode.

So many fun ideas are packed into a tiny, goblin-shaped space.
Cartoon goblin with a ray gun and sci-fi shield Map of a crashed ship
May 4, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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I bought this the last time they had it on sale, it’s amazing and such a fantastic resource for rpg creators :0
danjohnston.uk Daniel 🎨 Game Assets @danjohnston.uk · Apr 29
Our All Fonts Pack is back on sale! 1,200 fonts for commercial use for just $19 in our May Day Sale 🌷 Use them in your games, videos, logos, artworks, etc! It's an extremely affordable way of getting tons of fonts in different styles in one go :) ci.itch.io/all-fonts-pack #GameDev #GraphicDesign
Chequered Ink All Fonts 1200+ Font Styles Mega Pack - with the price $190 crossed out and a big red circle which says ONLY $19 A selection of the fonts available in our all fonts pack written in black text on a white background. In the middle it says 1200+ FONT STYLES. A selection of the fonts available in our all fonts pack written in black text on a white background. In the middle it says COMMERCIAL USE. A selection of the fonts available in our all fonts pack written in black text on a white background. In the middle it says WITH A VAST RANGE OF VIBES.
April 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Need a cthonic/eldritch horror #ttrpg recommendation.

Have tried Call of Cthulhu & Cthulhu Hack. Trail of Cthulhu isn’t for me, and Arkham Horror RPG seems a bit… boardgamey?

Anything else out there?
February 11, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Unused art from my play by post game that fizzled recently. Thought I'd share rather than waste the effort.

NPC quest giver and the portal to the underworld.
a smiling old alchemist with a wispy hair style, hes holding a mortar and pestle in one hand and a test tube in the other a dark stone doorway in a rocky cliffside, the stone door has fallen off and lies overgrown in the grass
February 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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My PBP game imploded from disruptive player.

Seriously, who repeatedly tries to take their turn *during* another player’s turn? (rolling dice included)
February 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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I guess they were so preoccupied with whether or not they could…
brendelbored.bsky.social Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · Feb 6
They’re still making Jurassic Park movies???? Knock it off???
February 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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I got one for rpg developers; for the love of pete, stop putting faux parchment textures behind your text, its distracting, looks corny, and makes it hard to read the text.

You can make a page look interesting without resorting to this cheap nonsense
February 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM