GMS
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
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Well i got like 100 scam DMs today. Thats pretty good. It could have been 200 or 1000. I guess theres no way to make this happen less often. The devs are doing their best. Its basically impossible to program a computer to do any thing
January 15, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Well i got like 100 scam DMs today. Thats pretty good. It could have been 200 or 1000. I guess theres no way to make this happen less often. The devs are doing their best. Its basically impossible to program a computer to do any thing
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The Goodreads algorithm is very sane and has completely sussed me out.
December 30, 2024 at 11:47 PM
The Goodreads algorithm is very sane and has completely sussed me out.
Wordle 1,290 1/6
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Simple pleasures :)
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Simple pleasures :)
December 30, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Wordle 1,290 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Simple pleasures :)
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Simple pleasures :)
This has to be the most pointless crap ever added to the GitHub home page. Yes I absolutely want a simple Copilot regex to validate email addresses, a notoriously tricky problem!
December 29, 2024 at 5:57 PM
This has to be the most pointless crap ever added to the GitHub home page. Yes I absolutely want a simple Copilot regex to validate email addresses, a notoriously tricky problem!
Been digging through user agents I've seen on my site and came across this delightful GitHub issue: github.com/discord/disc...
This might be the worst reason ever given for a bot not using an appropriate user agent.
This might be the worst reason ever given for a bot not using an appropriate user agent.
Discord uses the wrong user-agent when fetching URL/File previews · Issue #1600 · discord/discord-api-docs
Steps to Reproduce: Set up a webserver Put an image file on it Link the image on discord Monitor the requests Expected Result: All the requests to generate a preview use the Discordbot user-agent A...
github.com
December 21, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Been digging through user agents I've seen on my site and came across this delightful GitHub issue: github.com/discord/disc...
This might be the worst reason ever given for a bot not using an appropriate user agent.
This might be the worst reason ever given for a bot not using an appropriate user agent.
My new hobby is sporadically checking joshcollinsworth.com/blog/fire-ma... and seeing how Matt Mullenweg continues to dig himself deeper, linked to the latest one.
If WordPress is to survive, Matt Mullenweg must be removed
I believe Matt Mullenweg's abuses of his unilateral, unchecked powers prove that it is in the best interest of the entire WordPress community that he be removed from power immediately.
joshcollinsworth.com
December 17, 2024 at 12:31 AM
My new hobby is sporadically checking joshcollinsworth.com/blog/fire-ma... and seeing how Matt Mullenweg continues to dig himself deeper, linked to the latest one.
Found out a couple of hours ago that Tanner passed away. Jesus.
December 14, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Found out a couple of hours ago that Tanner passed away. Jesus.
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Realised it was the PS1's 30th anniversary in like two weeks, and it did me immense psychic damage.
November 19, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Realised it was the PS1's 30th anniversary in like two weeks, and it did me immense psychic damage.
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Daily Colors update:
It happened. I'm in disbelief. Colors Drums FC.
It happened. I'm in disbelief. Colors Drums FC.
November 12, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Daily Colors update:
It happened. I'm in disbelief. Colors Drums FC.
It happened. I'm in disbelief. Colors Drums FC.