Cashew
@gloriouscashew.bsky.social
I like clicker games a little too much
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I attacked this thing for 5 turns straight before checking its status effect
January 3, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I attacked this thing for 5 turns straight before checking its status effect
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tv shows should do what sports broadcasts do and thank new audiences that are just now joining them. every five minutes, all the actors should look at the screen, introduce themselves and their characters, and announce which of them is winning the show
December 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
tv shows should do what sports broadcasts do and thank new audiences that are just now joining them. every five minutes, all the actors should look at the screen, introduce themselves and their characters, and announce which of them is winning the show
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Dude I am officially so done with speedrun leaderboard discourse
December 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Dude I am officially so done with speedrun leaderboard discourse
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Trailer 3.
May 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Trailer 3.
This is a threat. Don't mess with theater kids 👿
If you don't let your theater kid do theater they turn into fascists. That's what I've learned this decade.
November 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
This is a threat. Don't mess with theater kids 👿
I got a good run in Atomicrops so now I'm not mad about the other one anymore 😌
November 21, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I got a good run in Atomicrops so now I'm not mad about the other one anymore 😌
If you don't get a good gun in Atomicrops early on, you really are just fucked for the rest of the run. (I spent 20 minutes trying to beat Nuclear Winter with my shitty SMG)
November 20, 2025 at 7:35 AM
If you don't get a good gun in Atomicrops early on, you really are just fucked for the rest of the run. (I spent 20 minutes trying to beat Nuclear Winter with my shitty SMG)
It's not cheap being a grammar nazi these days 😮💨
October 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
It's not cheap being a grammar nazi these days 😮💨
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We're Not Built For This (Content Warning) | Friendslop Fridays
YouTube video by Mental Hole
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October 4, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Here's what the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has to say about Magic: The Gathering.....
"Sometime in the late twentieth century, the ape descendants inhabiting Earth decided to absolve themselves of their worries over the movement of green paper and instead focus on small shiny cardboard."
"Sometime in the late twentieth century, the ape descendants inhabiting Earth decided to absolve themselves of their worries over the movement of green paper and instead focus on small shiny cardboard."
September 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Here's what the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has to say about Magic: The Gathering.....
"Sometime in the late twentieth century, the ape descendants inhabiting Earth decided to absolve themselves of their worries over the movement of green paper and instead focus on small shiny cardboard."
"Sometime in the late twentieth century, the ape descendants inhabiting Earth decided to absolve themselves of their worries over the movement of green paper and instead focus on small shiny cardboard."
I don't know why I'm still watching America's Got Talent, but that final was pretty good. Here's my votes (I may have been too harsh):
September 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I don't know why I'm still watching America's Got Talent, but that final was pretty good. Here's my votes (I may have been too harsh):
I'm loving Silksong so far. Just beat the Mantis Lords!
September 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I'm loving Silksong so far. Just beat the Mantis Lords!
America's Got Talent is ragebaiting me by letting Mastermind get to the semi-finals, what the fuck
September 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
America's Got Talent is ragebaiting me by letting Mastermind get to the semi-finals, what the fuck
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wait we love this 😂
August 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
wait we love this 😂
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And then, in the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, another ring was made. And into this ring Sauron poured his tolerance, his wealth tax, and above all his desire for Universal Healthcare...
August 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
And then, in the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, another ring was made. And into this ring Sauron poured his tolerance, his wealth tax, and above all his desire for Universal Healthcare...
Is this because I deleted the app last night?
July 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Is this because I deleted the app last night?
I'm so glad South Park is finally back, I really needed it
July 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I'm so glad South Park is finally back, I really needed it
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on most july 4ths i'm more of a "we know america is evil just eat the fucking hot dog" kind if person but idk if i got it in me this year
July 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
on most july 4ths i'm more of a "we know america is evil just eat the fucking hot dog" kind if person but idk if i got it in me this year
I made this for a PowerPoint party tonight
July 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I made this for a PowerPoint party tonight
I love PowerWash Simulator, I wish cleaning was real.
May 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I love PowerWash Simulator, I wish cleaning was real.
Had a sudden urge to buy and play Powerwash Simulator at 1am. Is this some form of mental illness?
May 31, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Had a sudden urge to buy and play Powerwash Simulator at 1am. Is this some form of mental illness?