Glitch | @ Vash's womb rig
@glitchticks.bsky.social
30s | they/them | i *will* get that fictional man pregnant | profic/anti-harassment | anti-censorship | minors DNF
Pinned
a lighthouse in the middle of a foggy ocean
ALT: a lighthouse in the middle of a foggy ocean
media.tenor.com
*lights profic preggy vash beacon*
i credit ten years of aggressively/neurotically tapping ELISA plates dry for this auspicious moment.
just successfully smashed a chocolate orange apart for the first time in my whole damn life
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
i credit ten years of aggressively/neurotically tapping ELISA plates dry for this auspicious moment.
just successfully smashed a chocolate orange apart for the first time in my whole damn life
November 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
just successfully smashed a chocolate orange apart for the first time in my whole damn life
giving him a hug and petting his hair and apologizing profusely for all the suffering he's endured
(the second thing is getting him pregnant with twins)
(the second thing is getting him pregnant with twins)
if you were stuck in a room with the person in your pfp, what's the first thing you're doing?
November 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
giving him a hug and petting his hair and apologizing profusely for all the suffering he's endured
(the second thing is getting him pregnant with twins)
(the second thing is getting him pregnant with twins)
I hope your twinks are stuffed to bursting today
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I hope your twinks are stuffed to bursting today
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I’m thankful for the gay freaks in my phone
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I’m thankful for the gay freaks in my phone
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Hey reminder please be kind to anyone working in public service jobs over the holidays we’re all doing our best and are really tired!!!
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Hey reminder please be kind to anyone working in public service jobs over the holidays we’re all doing our best and are really tired!!!
I'm a jerk if I order in the night before tgiving, I think
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I'm a jerk if I order in the night before tgiving, I think
watching "gods of egypt" and it's as much as you can expect from a swords & sandals flick but also I need to know if anyone's written horus absolutely railing bek please and thank you
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
watching "gods of egypt" and it's as much as you can expect from a swords & sandals flick but also I need to know if anyone's written horus absolutely railing bek please and thank you
229.....
the japanese luck calendar is out, how lucky is your 2026 based on your birthday? 👀
November 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
229.....
5 likes and I'll get ingredients to practice the family fudge recipe next week
November 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
5 likes and I'll get ingredients to practice the family fudge recipe next week
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I need this AI bubble to die faster
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I need this AI bubble to die faster
SAVE A TURKEY STUFF A TWINK SEASON IS OFFICIALLY UPON US
Hey uh, today is uh, National Stuffing Day. Here in the us. Do with that what you will
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
SAVE A TURKEY STUFF A TWINK SEASON IS OFFICIALLY UPON US
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big fan of that thing where you do cute eye makeup and then your eyeball proceeds to water for the Entire Day
November 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
big fan of that thing where you do cute eye makeup and then your eyeball proceeds to water for the Entire Day
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not every story is a parable, homie. there is not always a lesson or argument being made, nor some dark mechanism working to bend your principles in its favor. sometimes it's just an opportunity for you (and the author) to explore something strange and unusual from the safety of your couches.
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
not every story is a parable, homie. there is not always a lesson or argument being made, nor some dark mechanism working to bend your principles in its favor. sometimes it's just an opportunity for you (and the author) to explore something strange and unusual from the safety of your couches.
something I've not let myself really grapple with is none of this will make my parents realize they owe me an apology
/epstein
it really says something that i have zero confidence today's leak is going to actually change anything.
genuinely, do not threaten me with a good time here or else somebody's gonna get hurt in self-defense.
it really says something that i have zero confidence today's leak is going to actually change anything.
genuinely, do not threaten me with a good time here or else somebody's gonna get hurt in self-defense.
November 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
something I've not let myself really grapple with is none of this will make my parents realize they owe me an apology
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I swear. I don’t care if you watch or use porn. If you are in the Internet you need to support porn. Without porn most of the Internet you love wouldn’t have happened and wouldn’t be happening. Porn makes the wheels go round. Not that enough ppl pay for theirs but that’s a diff issue. (Cont)
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I swear. I don’t care if you watch or use porn. If you are in the Internet you need to support porn. Without porn most of the Internet you love wouldn’t have happened and wouldn’t be happening. Porn makes the wheels go round. Not that enough ppl pay for theirs but that’s a diff issue. (Cont)
/epstein
it really says something that i have zero confidence today's leak is going to actually change anything.
genuinely, do not threaten me with a good time here or else somebody's gonna get hurt in self-defense.
it really says something that i have zero confidence today's leak is going to actually change anything.
genuinely, do not threaten me with a good time here or else somebody's gonna get hurt in self-defense.
November 13, 2025 at 3:45 AM
/epstein
it really says something that i have zero confidence today's leak is going to actually change anything.
genuinely, do not threaten me with a good time here or else somebody's gonna get hurt in self-defense.
it really says something that i have zero confidence today's leak is going to actually change anything.
genuinely, do not threaten me with a good time here or else somebody's gonna get hurt in self-defense.
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New sc/am in DMs lately so remember: never click links, never copy-paste links, etc.
As a person who has had an account nuked by bsky, they won't send you a DM to warn you, your account will just be gone and you will probably get an email to reply to to appeal. Don't get scared and fall for this.
As a person who has had an account nuked by bsky, they won't send you a DM to warn you, your account will just be gone and you will probably get an email to reply to to appeal. Don't get scared and fall for this.
November 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
New sc/am in DMs lately so remember: never click links, never copy-paste links, etc.
As a person who has had an account nuked by bsky, they won't send you a DM to warn you, your account will just be gone and you will probably get an email to reply to to appeal. Don't get scared and fall for this.
As a person who has had an account nuked by bsky, they won't send you a DM to warn you, your account will just be gone and you will probably get an email to reply to to appeal. Don't get scared and fall for this.
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Reminder: If you use generative AI for *any of your writing tasks* you are a Slopper not a writer and should be ashamed of yourself. The end.
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Reminder: If you use generative AI for *any of your writing tasks* you are a Slopper not a writer and should be ashamed of yourself. The end.
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WA state employee concerned about government overreach filed public records requests with police whose records revealed that * color us surprised* Flock ALPR cams capture images of all vehicles indiscriminately, not just those suspected of criminal activity.
www.king5.com/article/news...
www.king5.com/article/news...
Judge orders police to release surveillance camera data, raising privacy questions
The judge's ruling in a Skagit County case could affect dozens of Washington police departments using Flock technology.
www.king5.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
WA state employee concerned about government overreach filed public records requests with police whose records revealed that * color us surprised* Flock ALPR cams capture images of all vehicles indiscriminately, not just those suspected of criminal activity.
www.king5.com/article/news...
www.king5.com/article/news...
time to force-shutdown my brain i guess 🌱
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
time to force-shutdown my brain i guess 🌱
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This holiday season, give Jeff Bezos and Amazon the gift of zero dollars. 🥰
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This holiday season, give Jeff Bezos and Amazon the gift of zero dollars. 🥰