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Glitch | @ Vash's womb rig
@glitchticks.bsky.social
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30s | they/them | i *will* get that fictional man pregnant | profic/anti-harassment | anti-censorship | minors DNF
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I've put this up at my desk as Protest.
cartoon from Tom Fishburne | marketoonist.com, of a person playing Whack-A-Mole. several moles are popped up at once and each of them has a word bubble with various AI tool prompts like "try AI now!", "summarize this page?", and "how about now?" the person says to another standing nearby observing, "it's hard to get any work done with all of these alerts trying to help me get my work done."
October 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
glitchticks.bsky.social
love having a nanny icon tailing after me like "remember that we think you're too stupid to write anything by yourself :))))))"
October 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
glitchticks.bsky.social
/ stargaze trailer

bc i haven't seen anyone on my feed mention it yet
THEY HAD A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR TESLA TOO THAT IS *DIABOLICAL* oh god her story in this version is gonna cut my heart to pieces
screenshot from the "trigun: stargaze" trailer. Tesla, a young blonde girl, is hugging Rem, a dark-haired woman, from behind while Rem is sitting watching a video that seems to be from a birthday party for Tesla.
October 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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/ arachnophobia warning

fuck-off huge spider above my entry door, summer is officially over
photo of a large brown spider
October 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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HE SAID THE THING
a meme of two guys pointing overlaying a section of text from the book, specifically "summer sons"
September 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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continually not ready to recognize that my cohort (ie the people who would understand all of my '00s-'10s references) are the ones writing books now lmao
excerpt from a book: ..."'Shut up.' Riley finished the circle, stared at it for two seconds, and threw the salt container out the door before kicking it shut. 'Salt is a thing, right? I'm making this up as I go along.' 'What is this, an episode of Supernatural?' 'Looks just like one,' he agreed without humor."
September 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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happy hugh dancy carrying pumpkins season to all who celebrate
a collage of photos of actor Hugh Dancy carrying large pumpkins.
September 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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here's a meme for the moment, in case you desire.
image of Grogu ("baby Yoda") from "The Mandalorian," manipulated to look like he is flipping the bird, and text that reads: "The tolerant left? No, they're down the hall. We're the 'fuck off and die you racist motherfuckers' left."
September 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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spoilers for final destination bloodlines sort of but lbr if you know about the FD movies you know character death isn't really something that's a spoiler lmao
messenger conversation of one person multi-texting: first message: "6:30 PM why am I watching final destination bloodlines this is too stressful" second message: "7:04 PM l'm enjoying Richard Harmon tho. i love how his character here is just his previous character Murphy (the 100) in a different font" third message: "including the cockroach-like indestructibility" final message: "oh. never mind."
August 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

somebody please help us.
text over a black-and-white photograph of a grassy field. text reads: "fuck therapy. I just need someone to swing first so I can let it all out." illustration of a robin-appearing bird on a branch. text reads: "motherfucker do not try me." image is credited to @effingbirds Twitter post from @kaitlyntrahan that reads: "I need to get my life together but I'm kind of waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in." image of a cow standing in the surf, appearing melancholy. text reads: "my bad, I assumed everyone had respect for basic human rights."
August 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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I think having all of this in my living space would fix me actually
a selection of Halloween decorations with a pink, orange, yellow, and white color palette, evocative of the lesbian pride flag
August 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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I'm in my "read 3-4 books a week to dissociate from The Horrors™️ (and my self-hatred)" era and these idiots have me foaming at the mouth with 200 pages left 10/10
photo of the book "boyfriend material" by Alexis Hall motion-blurred image of a person biting their laptop in a feral manner.
August 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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and i was like, 'i know, but hey-!' [*wheeze*]
score card results from 'My Season Core Test.' top heading: 'Glitch Core' Subheading: 'Cool Autumn Core' results: pretends not to notice, artsy and emotional, always behind trends, impulsively travels, loves people-watching, slightly crazy, slow at text message replies, cuts people off easily, avoidance behavior
August 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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/casual misogyny

my current work read is an anthology i picked up for free at pride, of reports essays/from the 80s about how [cis] women have been neglected/maltreated by the pharma industry and oh boy am I having Eloquent Thoughts
excerpt from "Adverse Effects": "...funded by Ayerst Laboratories, the company that manufactures Premarin, the most popular form of synthetic estrogen used in replacement therapy. In his book, Wilson warned of the ravages of aging and for the first time spoke of menopause as a 'deficiency state.' The best solution for such a deficiency, claimed Wilson, was to replace what was lost, that is, estrogen. Wilson's book was widely read by women and doctors alike, and the sales for estrogen tripled in North America between 1965 and 1975." written in the margins is "get stuffed, Robert [Wilson."
August 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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post a random picture and have an excellent august

I started making a "sidequest deck" with some cardstock and other random craft supplies I've had forever, to prompt me to use *other* art/craft supplies i've had forever, then didn't actually finish it lol

someday I'll get back to it. maybe.
picture of a small handmade card with white cardstock, patterned orange origami paper, and a foil butterfly sticker. other cards similarly made with different colors of materials are also visible.
August 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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iykyk 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
meme of Ned Stark from "Game of Thrones." top text: "pour one out for me." bottom text: "'I hate myself more than anything else in this world' season is coming."
July 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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simple drawing of a person covering their face and kicking their legs excitedly. text reads: "*giddy leg wiggle*"
July 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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I'll try most foods once but idk, I've still got big mental blocks around consuming certain things 🫠

www.idrlabs.com/food-choice/...
results of the food choice test. the largest proportion is "lower middle class," followed by "middle class," "lower class," "upper class," then "upper middle class."
June 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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me vs. the last song I listened to

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a piccrew of a white-haired character with white cat ears and tail, wearing a black long-sleeved shirt. they are viewed from the chest up. in front of their chest they are holding a love heart with the asexual flag colors and a black cat on it. they have a devious expression. the background is a soft blue ombre with shimmer and sparkle effects. Lady Gaga's "Born This Way" album, and text indicating that the song "Born This Way" is currently playing.
June 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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without downloading any new pics where are you mentally
an indeterminate small appliance (appears to be a filter pitcher or electric kettle or similar) with a label taped on it reading, "I still work but the light in me has gone."
January 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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it's not that I don't still think about vash pregnant 24/7 it's that I'm too flipping tired to skeet about it
a white cat with drooping ears and whiskers, and almost-closed eyes. it looks very tired.
January 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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my favorite childhood kitty was a dilute calico. she was such a love 🥹
photograph of a fluffy dilute calico cat laying on her side.
January 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Without downloading any new pics what's your energy going into 2025?
photo of an orange and white cat holding a sharp knife in its mouth.
December 29, 2024 at 3:28 AM
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happy Become A Couch week to all who celebrate
a tweet from Eugene Lee Yang (@EugeneLeeYang) that reads the following: "These 6 days between Christmas and New Year's is the only time of year you should strive to do absolutely fucking nothing. Make zero progress. Take all the time off. Go on vacation from your vacation. Be the least impressive version of yourself. Transform into a couch."
December 25, 2024 at 10:46 PM
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anon i am ALWAYS 1000% here for vash getting pica while he's preggy

but we don't need that tr*mp-sponsoring h0me dep0t shit for him, nope, he's going to an organic mom&pop plant nursery/shop with cruelty-free topsoil and small-batch mulch for his preggy mineral needs 🥰
anonymous asks: Vash pregnancy cravings but it's just straight up dirt (bc he's a plant, you know :) ). Except he gets PICKY about his minerals and how much clay is in there and does No Mans Land have a Home Depot bc he'll need one
December 18, 2024 at 8:04 PM