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grab us a couple of menus please and may as well grab the genital inspector whilst you're at the bar
‪I’m actually going to need more calories in order to enact the violence I would rain down upon your restaurant lest you give me the women’s steak frites ‬
December 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
it's so dark already had to put the lamp on and the boy complained so had to do a rough and ready blackout blind
December 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
sorry I'm very unwell and clearly trying to post through it
December 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
wes streeting having a stroke live on telly would be pretty good for my mental health ngl
December 6, 2025 at 9:53 AM
we should poll 5000 mentally ill people in britain what they think of general practitioners
Interesting thing to take away here.

BBC asked 5000 doctors to take part in a survey about overdiagnosis of mental health conditions. Only 15% of them responded.

And what do you think the belief will be of that 15% who specifically wanted to respond to a study into overdiagnosis? 🤔
December 6, 2025 at 9:24 AM
wb had already slurped up loads of the industry and now that's been necked down by another megacorp and this keeps happening to all of our creative industries
Netflix has officially bought Warner Bros. for $82 billion.

It's a dark, devastating day for the theatrical movie experience and the art form of cinema. See the full press release, in which "theatrical" is mentioned merely once:
Netflix Buys Warner Bros. for $82 Billion
It's a dark, devastating day for the theatrical movie experience. After a banner year for Warner Bros, capped off by IMAX 70mm re-releases for One Battle After Another and Ryan Coogler's Sinners next ...
thefilmstage.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
my fridgefreezer just done its death rattle and flooded the kitchen
December 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
sorry we can't be having an mp with the name mcgovern that's some rowling tier shit writing
December 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I'm not gonna bother writing a will but I do intend to publish my shitlist before I go
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
had this little orb weavin pal in the front room for ages keeps being moved out their cool spot by burley cellar spiders and I have to keep intervening very happy to see them still 😭
December 4, 2025 at 1:04 PM
love that this guy has so quickly got his own unique flavour of protest
It gives me great pleasure to inform you all that fascist streamer, Turning Point UK activist, and future Charlie Kirk re-enactor Young Bob got beansed again.
December 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
hands are too split to play guitar but if I try to do any of my tasks on my laptop I get a headache so am just gonna have to sit
December 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I've got into so many arguments with people who are perfectly able to see and describe how governments and our media lie and manufacture consent for various invasions and wars but then they're like ah yeah no everything they said about cuba and venezuela is legit tho and what the fuck and yikes
December 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
someone's parked like a proper jeb in front of my house and they've got a flat tire and hopefully they don't knock on my door cos gonna be hard to feign sympathy that is the kinda thing I'd do
December 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
sorry already had one of these cursed bot drawn floorplans years ago
December 2, 2025 at 10:13 AM
oh no zero media literacy tiktok is coming for hunterxhunter I cba
November 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
guess there's still more holes in the wall to fill with foam
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Reposted by L
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
slice for the wee lad
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
there's also not an insignificant amount of people in britain who fucking love seeing the big number go up on the house they bought for thruppence and shillings which can never go down ever and they hope that one day will automatically own a house worth millions
There is apparently a mansion tax for properties over £2 million so expect to see a lot of shit about how that's the normal price of a house these days and average people are being affected.
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
need to do stuff but just various levels of full body pain especially my arms wonder if the bleak cold is making it worse
November 26, 2025 at 12:22 PM
my surviving old shit british housing tip of having a load of assorted buckets really pulling its weight recently with a million leaks and everything in the bathroom breaking
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
okay new toilet seat on new toilet is cold to sit on don't like that but it's an okay tradeoff as doesn't have little divets underneath filled with old piss black mould that even after years of scrubbing could not be excorcised
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM