Erin Whitehead
@girlwithatail.bsky.social
This *is* my backup plan; I wanted to be a horse.
•Co-host of College Town podcast on CBB World.
•Hire me to: write, act, pod
•Co-host of College Town podcast on CBB World.
•Hire me to: write, act, pod
Oh my god, I heard the “grab em by the pussy” guy called someone a piggy???
November 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Oh my god, I heard the “grab em by the pussy” guy called someone a piggy???
My morning routine is opening up last night’s Google searches to see what plan to bring down billionaires I was hatching as the sleep meds kicked in. Then I open Instagram and political influencers scream at me and other people who agree with them about terrible things that are happening.
November 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
My morning routine is opening up last night’s Google searches to see what plan to bring down billionaires I was hatching as the sleep meds kicked in. Then I open Instagram and political influencers scream at me and other people who agree with them about terrible things that are happening.
Ok now that my cute animals & babies videos have been infiltrated by AI there really is no reason to stay on social media?
November 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Ok now that my cute animals & babies videos have been infiltrated by AI there really is no reason to stay on social media?
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I agree that the trauma of the initial year certainly plays a role, but I think the much bigger factor to point at is the ongoing forced infection and the well documented multi-systemic damage (including brain damage) that repeated infections is doing.
The story is repeated infections.
The story is repeated infections.
Every time Covid and learning loss hits the news, people act like the only factor is folk staying home and learning online, rather than… Living through a global mass death event.
November 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I agree that the trauma of the initial year certainly plays a role, but I think the much bigger factor to point at is the ongoing forced infection and the well documented multi-systemic damage (including brain damage) that repeated infections is doing.
The story is repeated infections.
The story is repeated infections.
Not being incredibly hot and wealthy is exhausting.
November 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Not being incredibly hot and wealthy is exhausting.
Was scrolling and came across a video where a man threw a baseball toward camera and I quickly swiped so that it wouldn’t hit me is how I know I need to take a phone break.
November 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Was scrolling and came across a video where a man threw a baseball toward camera and I quickly swiped so that it wouldn’t hit me is how I know I need to take a phone break.
New COLLEGE TOWN feat. Marisa Pinson & Allen Loeb!!!
Hosted by Jan & Beebo (me & Seth Morris!) Bras, butter, anxiety, celeb mishaps & more!
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Hosted by Jan & Beebo (me & Seth Morris!) Bras, butter, anxiety, celeb mishaps & more!
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November 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
New COLLEGE TOWN feat. Marisa Pinson & Allen Loeb!!!
Hosted by Jan & Beebo (me & Seth Morris!) Bras, butter, anxiety, celeb mishaps & more!
Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social
www.comedybangbangworld.com
Hosted by Jan & Beebo (me & Seth Morris!) Bras, butter, anxiety, celeb mishaps & more!
Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social
www.comedybangbangworld.com
Maybe I’m standing in a mall in 1991 somewhere gazing into one of those magic eye posters and I’m about to snap out of it and this will have all been an illusion and I’m gonna go get soft serve and psychologically torture my little sister.
November 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Maybe I’m standing in a mall in 1991 somewhere gazing into one of those magic eye posters and I’m about to snap out of it and this will have all been an illusion and I’m gonna go get soft serve and psychologically torture my little sister.
Living alone is like, “I don’t feel well.” “Me either.” “I’m too tired to go to the store.” “Me too.” “Ugh fine I’ll go.” “Ugh ok I’ll go with you.”
And then we fight all the way to the store.
And then we fight all the way to the store.
November 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Living alone is like, “I don’t feel well.” “Me either.” “I’m too tired to go to the store.” “Me too.” “Ugh fine I’ll go.” “Ugh ok I’ll go with you.”
And then we fight all the way to the store.
And then we fight all the way to the store.
Did women ruin the workplace? Please, I literally *never* go there.
Please hire me. Somebody. Please. Let me ruin something.
Please hire me. Somebody. Please. Let me ruin something.
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Did women ruin the workplace? Please, I literally *never* go there.
Please hire me. Somebody. Please. Let me ruin something.
Please hire me. Somebody. Please. Let me ruin something.
I’m so tired of people comparing me to the president.
The President has 2 settings: diarrhea and asleep
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I’m so tired of people comparing me to the president.
Hey, I won’t be able to make it after all. There’s a mild, unidentifiable odor somewhere either in my home or in my nostril and I just need to stay in and ruminate about it.
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Hey, I won’t be able to make it after all. There’s a mild, unidentifiable odor somewhere either in my home or in my nostril and I just need to stay in and ruminate about it.
The dems cave on healthcare and I wake up to Instagram having decided my algorithm is in her bone density supplement era. That’s fine. Everything is fine.
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The dems cave on healthcare and I wake up to Instagram having decided my algorithm is in her bone density supplement era. That’s fine. Everything is fine.
Not my disco, not my mirror balls.
if you feel yourself start to panic, stop and ask yourself - “wait - is this even my disco?”
November 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Not my disco, not my mirror balls.
Reposted by Erin Whitehead
Musk to get a one trillion dollar pay package.
The man who almost single handedly caused the death of 600,000 people will become even richer
He’s killed children & the most vulnerable
He dismantled one of the most successful aid programs in the world
He bought an election & installed a fascist
The man who almost single handedly caused the death of 600,000 people will become even richer
He’s killed children & the most vulnerable
He dismantled one of the most successful aid programs in the world
He bought an election & installed a fascist
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Musk to get a one trillion dollar pay package.
The man who almost single handedly caused the death of 600,000 people will become even richer
He’s killed children & the most vulnerable
He dismantled one of the most successful aid programs in the world
He bought an election & installed a fascist
The man who almost single handedly caused the death of 600,000 people will become even richer
He’s killed children & the most vulnerable
He dismantled one of the most successful aid programs in the world
He bought an election & installed a fascist
I loved this!
Well this piece just won an IACP award!
November 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I loved this!
I feel like astrology was the gateway to AI and chatGPT. Like I learned to politely just be quiet as an otherwise intelligent friend was like, “Well, it *is* Virgo season!” and now you hear someone go, “I asked ChatGPT how to hammer a nail” and I’m like, I should have called you an idiot sooner.
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I feel like astrology was the gateway to AI and chatGPT. Like I learned to politely just be quiet as an otherwise intelligent friend was like, “Well, it *is* Virgo season!” and now you hear someone go, “I asked ChatGPT how to hammer a nail” and I’m like, I should have called you an idiot sooner.
Reposted by Erin Whitehead
Tom Hanks explains to Stephen Colbert why he masks on the subway:
"I'm doing a play right now so I cannot get sick... I've had COVID enough in my life, I don't need to do that again. So I'm wearing this for health reasons."
Thank you Tom! Masks are still a key part of public health.
"I'm doing a play right now so I cannot get sick... I've had COVID enough in my life, I don't need to do that again. So I'm wearing this for health reasons."
Thank you Tom! Masks are still a key part of public health.
November 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Tom Hanks explains to Stephen Colbert why he masks on the subway:
"I'm doing a play right now so I cannot get sick... I've had COVID enough in my life, I don't need to do that again. So I'm wearing this for health reasons."
Thank you Tom! Masks are still a key part of public health.
"I'm doing a play right now so I cannot get sick... I've had COVID enough in my life, I don't need to do that again. So I'm wearing this for health reasons."
Thank you Tom! Masks are still a key part of public health.
Reposted by Erin Whitehead
Shut it down, then.
Transportation chief Sean Duffy threatened to ground all U.S. flights amid the ongoing shutdown, warning "we'll shut the whole airspace down."
Trump official threatens to ground all flights before Thanksgiving in shutdown standoff
Transportation chief Sean Duffy threatened to ground all U.S. flights amid the ongoing shutdown, warning "we'll shut the whole airspace down." As the stalemate drags into the second month, it's adding more potential risk to the aviation system and putting a further strain on air traffic control staf...
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November 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Shut it down, then.
The direct and unfortunate correlation between reading about billionaires destroying our world/lives and making strange impulse purchases from Instagram ads.
November 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The direct and unfortunate correlation between reading about billionaires destroying our world/lives and making strange impulse purchases from Instagram ads.
Fall back? Baby, you don’t have to tell me; it’s a way of life.
November 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Fall back? Baby, you don’t have to tell me; it’s a way of life.
Angrily searching for the reason behind the fireworks is how I found out the Dodgers were in the World Series.
November 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Angrily searching for the reason behind the fireworks is how I found out the Dodgers were in the World Series.
Oh my GOD. Cc: @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social
And Beebo who doesn’t know what Bluesky is
And Beebo who doesn’t know what Bluesky is
Happy Halloween, Mammet Valley! @girlwithatail.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Oh my GOD. Cc: @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social
And Beebo who doesn’t know what Bluesky is
And Beebo who doesn’t know what Bluesky is
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My mom is a home health care nurse. I so want her to be Death for Halloween.
December 3, 2024 at 12:42 PM
My mom is a home health care nurse. I so want her to be Death for Halloween.
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After Pacman's death, Ms. Pacman wandered the empty halls, lost in a maze of grief, feeling as though she was surrounded only by ghosts.
November 24, 2024 at 5:44 PM
After Pacman's death, Ms. Pacman wandered the empty halls, lost in a maze of grief, feeling as though she was surrounded only by ghosts.