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Erin Whitehead

@girlwithatail.bsky.social

6.1K followers 460 following 17K posts

This *is* my backup plan; I wanted to be a horse. •Co-host of College Town podcast on CBB World. •Hire me to: write, act, pod

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 1h

God there’s nothing more unsatisfying than texting a friend something petty when they happen to be in a “generous toward all humanity” mood.

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 1h

Before flights take off, they should screen a little montage of all the posts and tweets about disgusting bare feet and other gross plane behaviors for all the passengers who have clearly never seen any of these posts in their little garbage lives.

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 2h

The cockroach of beverages!

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 2h

The pumpkin spice latte has survived blistering political environments, harrowing global recessions and endless cycles of beverage and diet trends by refusing to be cool. Now, it’s a touchstone of the American palate. nyti.ms/4hb1GD6

A photo shows a tall glass of coffee topped with whipped cream with the headline: The Pumpkin Spice Latte Will Outlive Us All

Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 1d

All my billion dollar ideas have been done 😪

Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 1d

An app that collects all the carts you’ve put stuff in online so you can revisit your imaginary haul whenever.

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 2d

I did some extra googling and apparently the lowest setting is best for silk (I have a vintage silk tie I have already hand-washed before googling to find out this is a hard NO)

Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 2d

Ok this is the most helpful thread the internet has ever produced

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 2d

I *literally* considered this not one your ago. How bizarre to see this tweet now!

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 2d

This is such a strange response! Just rewatch it haha

Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 2d

She never does this - I watched this last week.

Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 3d

One of very few actors where I suddenly just crave *them* and will watch whatever I can find that they star in.

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 3d

I used to think guys yelling at sports teams on tvs in bars was insane but tweeting their yells makes me miss those days of yore.

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 3d

Thank you! You look GREAT!

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 4d

Where are these pants from? I have a wedding soon and am thinking of a similar look!

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 5d

I will not. She would have a panic attack she could never come back from.

Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 5d

She was born to perform

Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 5d

So dreamy 🩵🩵🩵

Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 5d

Brand new COLLEGE TOWN!! Feat. @yourfriendlilan.bsky.social & Zach Reino!

Hosted by Jan & Beebo (me, Seth Morris)! Sexing chicks, capsizing goats & more!

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John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 6d

Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat.

For the crime of … complaining about government policy.

Core 1A speech.

With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.

Kurt @flglchicago.bsky.social · 6d

Here’s video of the incident

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 6d

SHUT THE STALL DOOR!!!!!

Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 6d

I miss the days of “you would not believe the revolting little secrets I’m hiding inside this collagen-packed husk!”

Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 6d

Whenever I meet someone at this point in my life it feels like being walked in on in a public restroom. Like wait! I wasn’t ready! This isn’t me! And the lighting is terrible!

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 6d

People are like “emotions are just passing through.” Yeah like I’m just stopping by my snack cupboard once a day. My emotions do u-turns, they cruise in no-cruise zones, they consider moving in, the other emotions are getting gentrified out by these bigger emotions, despair had become a landlord etc

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 7d

Guys the moon is doing a great job

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 7d

And it’s always people who struggle with backing up who do this!!

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