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@ghazarban.bsky.social
I got here the same way I do everywhere else. By mistake
It is with great pleasure that I award the CAPTIONON Real Demon award to Sam Darnold and the Seattle Seahawks for their victory over the New England Settlers
February 9, 2026 at 3:41 AM
It is with great pleasure that I award the CAPTIONON Real Demon award to Sam Darnold and the Seattle Seahawks for their victory over the New England Settlers
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Getting sick of people who negatively compare stuff to jingling keys ignoring the pleasing sounds and lowkey fire visuals.
January 21, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Getting sick of people who negatively compare stuff to jingling keys ignoring the pleasing sounds and lowkey fire visuals.
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Good morning Bluesky !
January 18, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Good morning Bluesky !
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This account was dangerous enough on the other website but it's lethal here in the land of Joke Understanders
January 18, 2026 at 1:54 AM
This account was dangerous enough on the other website but it's lethal here in the land of Joke Understanders
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Packers got eliminated. America can end now
January 11, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Packers got eliminated. America can end now
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as the initial shock and outrage settles in to a sort of humming rage you can start to appreciate how shambolic this thing is. fentanyl declared a wmd, indictment for cocaine and guns, command center monitoring twitter, trump saying we're occupying somehow remotely(?) and paying for it with oil
January 3, 2026 at 8:48 PM
as the initial shock and outrage settles in to a sort of humming rage you can start to appreciate how shambolic this thing is. fentanyl declared a wmd, indictment for cocaine and guns, command center monitoring twitter, trump saying we're occupying somehow remotely(?) and paying for it with oil
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NEW: Plans for secret U.S. raid to capture Maduro leaked to the Washington Post and New York Times before it happened, but both decided not to publish to protect U.S. troops - Semafor
January 4, 2026 at 2:04 AM
NEW: Plans for secret U.S. raid to capture Maduro leaked to the Washington Post and New York Times before it happened, but both decided not to publish to protect U.S. troops - Semafor
The American Government are the cartels. There is no daylight between them
January 4, 2026 at 9:15 AM
The American Government are the cartels. There is no daylight between them
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This isn't about Star Wars.
January 4, 2026 at 6:54 AM
This isn't about Star Wars.
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This is why genAI is dead as soon as it’s no longer free
January 3, 2026 at 5:09 AM
This is why genAI is dead as soon as it’s no longer free
When they call AI "The Future" hold these words in your head and heart
December 28, 2025 at 12:11 PM
When they call AI "The Future" hold these words in your head and heart
Amazing that the packers are going to the playoffs riding ambulances
December 28, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Amazing that the packers are going to the playoffs riding ambulances
Amon Ra St. Brown threw the playoffs anyway when he decided to do yhat stupid jiggle on the Commandrrs game
December 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Amon Ra St. Brown threw the playoffs anyway when he decided to do yhat stupid jiggle on the Commandrrs game
Matt LaFleur in his infinite wisdom wants to see Christian Watson drilled, as a joke
December 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Matt LaFleur in his infinite wisdom wants to see Christian Watson drilled, as a joke
Adin Ross baiting Puca into a suspension is hillarious and also helps with the agenda #gopackgo
will give him credit for this follow up bsky.app/profile/akiv...
Glad to see Nacua coming out with a "I had no idea this was antisemitic, that's fucked up" statement.
Absent some other information about him to suggest he's lying - or him ever interacting with these dudes again - that's enough for me.
Absent some other information about him to suggest he's lying - or him ever interacting with these dudes again - that's enough for me.
December 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Adin Ross baiting Puca into a suspension is hillarious and also helps with the agenda #gopackgo
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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i have never once in my life thought that the ESRB was too light handed but this is about to turn me into Joe fuckin' Lieberman
November 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
i have never once in my life thought that the ESRB was too light handed but this is about to turn me into Joe fuckin' Lieberman
America in Agreement - We kinda where asking for it
Hasan basically holding a press conference right now at the Zohran Mamdani election party lmao
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
America in Agreement - We kinda where asking for it
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joe flacco v aaron rodgers in 2025 is forbidden old man yaoi
October 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
joe flacco v aaron rodgers in 2025 is forbidden old man yaoi