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the goat he screams like a man
Pinned
((screaming like regina george))
((you know which one))
((you know which one))
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Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Fellowship
theonion.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
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Wait, the White House is going to war with Sabrina Carpenter? Oh, this is going to get good.
Does the White House think this is going to win them support with Gen Z?
December 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Wait, the White House is going to war with Sabrina Carpenter? Oh, this is going to get good.
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BEST FILM: One Battle After Another
December 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
BEST FILM: One Battle After Another
lol imagine if american stick insect did this
December 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
lol imagine if american stick insect did this
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BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY: Sinners
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY: Sinners
ABSOLUTELY NOT
We were not surprised to find that toe shoes are ultra-comfortable. But our testers were stunned to find that we actually enjoyed working them into their wardrobes.
We Actually Like These Freaky Toe Shoes
Toe shoes have been around for at least a decade, for fitness. Now, they’re a fashion trend. We tested the ubiquitous Vibram models to see how they perform and look beyond the trend cycle.
nyti.ms
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
ABSOLUTELY NOT
this is why i never wanted to vote for her.
New: Hillary Clinton will be speaking at an event hosted by Israel Hayom (Israel's most read newspaper, run by Israeli-American billionaire & Trump megadonor Miriam Adelson).
She'll join John Fetterman, Eric Adams, Trump UN Ambassador Mike Waltz, Biden official Amos Hochstein, and Israeli officials
She'll join John Fetterman, Eric Adams, Trump UN Ambassador Mike Waltz, Biden official Amos Hochstein, and Israeli officials
December 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
this is why i never wanted to vote for her.
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WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump administration says it is halting all asylum decisions in wake of National Guard shooting.
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump administration says it is halting all asylum decisions in wake of National Guard shooting.
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Public servants, artists, cultural figures, heads of nonprofits and industry. Meet our Transition Committees:
November 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Public servants, artists, cultural figures, heads of nonprofits and industry. Meet our Transition Committees:
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This is who she was.
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.
Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.
Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
This is who she was.
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.
Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.
Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
lol kelly said
November 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
lol kelly said
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A woman convicted of repeatedly stabbing her sixth-grade classmate in tribute to “Slender Man” was found in Illinois after escaping from her group home in Wisconsin over the weekend, police said.
‘Slender Man’ attacker captured after cutting off GPS bracelet to escape
Morgan Geyser, who stabbed her classmate in 2014, escaped a group home in Wisconsin and was found in Illinois a day later.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
A woman convicted of repeatedly stabbing her sixth-grade classmate in tribute to “Slender Man” was found in Illinois after escaping from her group home in Wisconsin over the weekend, police said.
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God I would just love for every journalist with credentials to ask all the people who voted for this to define socialism.
The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
86 Dems joined Republicans in supporting the measure, incl. House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
86 Dems joined Republicans in supporting the measure, incl. House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
God I would just love for every journalist with credentials to ask all the people who voted for this to define socialism.
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geordi and data in the morning
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
geordi and data in the morning
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“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
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Today there was an attempted ICE raid in Bensonhurst & community members showed up. Even though NYPD collaborated with ICE by trying to disburse the crowd; community members stood their ground & ICE left without kidnapping a single person per the rapid response groups I'm on. We protect us!
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Today there was an attempted ICE raid in Bensonhurst & community members showed up. Even though NYPD collaborated with ICE by trying to disburse the crowd; community members stood their ground & ICE left without kidnapping a single person per the rapid response groups I'm on. We protect us!
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I’m not going to pretend it’s easy to say something in the moment when you witness the president do this and you’re aboard Air Force One with all the uniformed officers and secret service and fancy wood accents, but this is really an instance where you should. people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I’m not going to pretend it’s easy to say something in the moment when you witness the president do this and you’re aboard Air Force One with all the uniformed officers and secret service and fancy wood accents, but this is really an instance where you should. people.com/donald-trump...
mario fucking party baby!!!
The Nintendo GameCube was released in the US 24 years ago today 🎮
What game is loading after you hear this? 🤔
What game is loading after you hear this? 🤔
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
mario fucking party baby!!!
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Can't decide if I'm more jazzed about not having to see the new WICKED movie or not having to see the new AVATAR movie
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Can't decide if I'm more jazzed about not having to see the new WICKED movie or not having to see the new AVATAR movie
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NEW: Chi Ossé, an ally of Mamdani, has filed paperwork to challenge Jeffries from the left.
Chi Ossé files paperwork to challenge Hakeem Jeffries from the left
The NYC City Council member said in a statement that Democratic leadership is "failing to effectively fight back against Donald Trump."
www.axios.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
NEW: Chi Ossé, an ally of Mamdani, has filed paperwork to challenge Jeffries from the left.
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Florida is the third largest state in the country and our teachers are dead last in salary. Make it make sense.
November 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Florida is the third largest state in the country and our teachers are dead last in salary. Make it make sense.
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YES! And then someone in English going like “WE AGREED ON FORTY”
one thing I love about Star Wars that you don’t get in sci-fi with universal translation mechanics is aliens popping off in their own little language
November 17, 2025 at 5:21 AM
YES! And then someone in English going like “WE AGREED ON FORTY”