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It’s mostly gonna be music, spiritual, and literary nerdery from me.
A jumping spider has taken residence in the body of the car and its very cute and VERY stubborn about being relocated and I hope I haven’t blasted the poor thing off the car on the highway at this point 😭
February 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Fuqin guffawing over this reply, this person thought what we all thunk and seized the opportunity, I could cry rn
February 2, 2026 at 10:00 PM
pronounced meh-LAH-nin of course
the best part of Melania was when she said "IT'S MELANIN' TIME" and Melaned all over those guys
January 29, 2026 at 9:25 AM
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we lost a real one today. rip lobster lady
January 29, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Huh usually someone loudly and repeatedly proclaiming what cards they hold is…bluffing!
January 24, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Fun discovery that chrome was not pruning past versions and has ballooned to 50+GB lmao. 2Gb is muuuuuuch better now.
January 21, 2026 at 2:10 AM
If there’s one time I’ll be glad to hear American Idiot, it’ll be this time
January 19, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Immigrants are awesome and make the best citizens.

- A person with a long US family line which is meaningless in the US where a citizen as of today is just as much a citizen as one born generationally many times over
January 18, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Thinking about the time it would take to magic wand a lined cartoon and thinking about how many photos could either be used outright or cartoonized and how little effort that would take as well. Really put the effort into this one.
Incredible loser shit. Amazing.
January 13, 2026 at 7:45 PM
2 options for having Big _____ as your name:

- You are a giant
- You are 4’9”

These are the same 2 options for having Little _______ as your name.
January 5, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Narrowed down two Xmas tunes I can actually get behind being White Christmas and Christmas in LA by Vulfpeck. I’m good with those two.

Honorable mentions for Ms Mariah’s banger and the Patti LaBelle’s This Christmas (White House trainwreck WHERES MY BACKGROUND SINGERS version)
December 25, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Animal crossing update imminent which means getting back into animal crossing which means I finally was able to turn Hazel’s house into not a nightmare
December 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Tired: barefoot
Wired: commandtoe
December 7, 2025 at 4:49 AM
cos'è nuzzi?
QUESTI NUZZI
L’HO PRESOOOOOOO
December 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
It’s a near certainty that a black metal band I enjoy will at some point release a dungeon synth album I never ever want to hear.

Mizmor instead released Mnemonic. It’s all synth-driven ambient. It’s a fantastic changeup and so so well done.
December 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Wife makes incredible food. More incrediblier made each year. So full. So eepy. Grateful for her and my Mama celebrating with us this year.
November 28, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Want aware of the Jay Jones race tbh. Was looking through what went down…extraordinarily not cool things to say about another person but if he just won…damn Virginia must think Todd Gilbert and the VA GOP *really* suck ass if that’s the result lmfao
November 5, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Just dropped off ballot. Pure procrastination not filling out the one (1) referendum vote until today but my streak of voting in every election continues unabated.

It was yes on 50 btw if there is any question no there isn’t.
November 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Went from 15-20 trick or treaters to 0 this year :/

We got home a bit late but we usually hear a couple gaggles of kids roaming around the complex until 8-9pm…not a sound.

Not a fan of this state of things. At least we had a fantastic Halloween party and a Death Becomes Her viewing with friends.
November 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Jacob Collier time, thanks Cousin!
October 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Having the tiniest breath of Midwest from my family made this equal parts extremely funny and extremely meta.

Fun fact when I was a kid at a wedding in Chicago someone said raise your glasses and I lifted the Episcopal Bishop’s glasses off his head. He was seated next to me.
Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.
October 28, 2025 at 4:58 AM
My wife and friend threw a fucking banger of a Halloween party yesterday, the place was so spooky and fantastic looking. There were meat rats and feet loaf. There was a goat cheese and bread hand arm thing. So proud of her, so happy to be some small component of making it all happen.
October 26, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I was never in a position to materially support Fetterman, still feel awful remotely signaling my support of him wrt HIS PROFILING, HARASSING, AND ENDANGERING A BLACK MAN IN HIS OWN NEIGHBORHOOD.

I’m pretty sure nazi tattoo ‘formerly’ homophobic ex-blackwater guy will be regrettable at best.
October 24, 2025 at 9:30 AM
There are so many tropes about the stupid espresso press that no one uses but I think between decreased coffee shop runs and a more effective way to extract the coffee I do have amidst tariff bs raising the price…sucker has gone a surprisingly long way towards equalizing value in line a month.
October 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
alot of people don’t know if you convert and are an autistic man you only need hatafat dam brit, thems the rules
October 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM