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General Spritz
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Just a cat-slime here for a good time. :3
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At first glance this might look like a shot of the seashore on the ocean. That's not water but a thick layer of fog creeping towards the foothills, creating an optical illusion. Snapped from 4000 feet above Santa Barbara on E. Camino Cielo Rd. #Sunset #LaCumbrePeak #SantaBarbara. #Photography
December 13, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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Swiggity swooty, purple smart liks de booti
December 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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the fuck are they doing
Glitch Productions responds to Disney licencing over 200 characters to Sora and ChatGPT and investing $1 BILLION in OpenAI in a new post:

“the fuck are they doing”
December 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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"But/but/but we didn't vote for this!"
December 13, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Laundry day!

1 hr. skeb for @lysanderish.bsky.social
December 14, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Genuinely want this storyline for Stolas, tbh.
stolas discovers the cost of living crisis 💸

#helluvaboss #stolitz #stolas #blitzo
December 14, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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December 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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🚨 [Indiana] Lt .Gov. said the Trump admin *did* threaten federal funding. Trump's relationship with Indiana Republicans has collapsed.
December 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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little sphynx creature
December 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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December 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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I'm not going to pretend I was always a long time Supergirl fan or anything, but I'm here for "Drink to forget witnessing my family being slaughtered" Supergirl. For certain.
December 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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the
December 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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The White House continues to make our work harder. They’ve:

✂️ Cut funding for transportation and education
👎 Effectively told families in poverty “you’re on your own”
❌ Presided over the longest government shutdown in history
🚨 Failed to act after Western Maryland was hit by a devastating storm.
December 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Katydid: mommy and me gonna havf rekliner snoggles and teevee timb.
December 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Me: My cat is a little shitheaded asshole. Bane of my existence. Treats me like a peasant girl who only exists to serve her lord.

People who don't own cats: ...Why don't you just get rid of him?

Me: *gasping* I regret I've but one life and not nine with which to serve my sweet and merciful lord.
December 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Commission for @girlywolfpup.bsky.social !
December 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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For the love of money.💰
December 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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You guys will never understand how much I love hooked noses like when I saw they had hooked noses I nearly SCREAMED

#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelS2 #Hellaverse #Vox #SirPentious
December 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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words i live by
December 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM