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Usually running or cycling in the Peak District
Every so often The Telegraph or Fail will subvert a report claiming that things like speed bumps should be removed because of ambulances.

They seem awfully quiet about publishing this...
November 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I don't think I've ever seen a parliamentary petition being successful
November 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Incompetence by a guy who was told by a judge that he was too stupid to understand what he was being charged with - shocked
November 29, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Tuition fees should be scrapped.

At the very least student loans should have ZERO interest on them
Student, "As someone who pays their finances for rent and their tuition fees" #BBCQT

"They're going up again"

"What is the point of anyone going to university any more if we can't ever pay it back?"
November 28, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Wouldn't it make more sense to tax at the meter?

Install meter readers on chargers
So no one's gonna be able to buy or sell an EV car without proof that the tax has been paid on it.

It's gonna be a mess.

If you buy a car and the previous didn't pay the mileage tax, you're liable for it
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
So no one's gonna be able to buy or sell an EV car without proof that the tax has been paid on it.

It's gonna be a mess.

If you buy a car and the previous didn't pay the mileage tax, you're liable for it
November 27, 2025 at 12:34 PM
FML. Planned weekend in Lakes ruined

Meant to be travelling up today, instead had to crawl back into bed and feeling like shit
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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EV pay per miles based on best guess, then validation via MOT.

The car clocking businesses are rubbing their hands together.

Absolutely nobody will be able to trust any car mileage from now on. The only way to do this fairly is blackbox tech, but they aren't considering that.
Bonus for criminals
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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a freeze in fuel duty while adding a mileage tax on EVs is just comical. absolute joke.
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Also no… they’re not fucking real.

Humans have the ability to humanise a fucking plug socket because they see a face in it. That doesn’t make the plug socket human. It means we anthropomorphise things because we’re hard wired to find connections.
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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British explorer Felicity Aston is the first woman to ski solo across Antarctica 😮 --from coast to coast, relying only on her own strength. ⛷️

#OTD in 2011, her 1,084-mile (1,744-km), 59-day journey began. #adventure #trek #firsts #skiing

startupsmagazine.co.uk/index.php/ar...
November 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The ball won't be that cheap!
Nor will it get finished
Russian asset Ron Johnson says there’s no money to give Americans $2K inflation checks. But there is money for a despot’s $250M ballroom and enough to give $40B to Argentina’s dictator.

I’ll always remember Ron paying Putin a visit in Moscow on July 4th weekend in 2018.
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Keep seeing tweets about how great Bluesky is ... Yet if you block an account it stays on your feed.

This is basic stuff, ffs

@bsky.app @safety.bsky.app
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Watched this again last night.

Amazing debut film.

Warning. It's a hard watch

www.reddit.com/r/movies/com...
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Watched this years ago. A great film with a haunting ending
Once Were Warriors (1994) 🎥
Directed by Lee Tamahori

The Hekes struggle to lead a normal life as Jake, the patriarch of the family, often gives in to his violent temperament.
The unrest at home affects everyone, leading to tragedy and ruin.

#FilmSly
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I haven't bothered with age verification so can't read DMs.

Have now turned then off
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 PM
When's Space Karen taking a ride?
This is still truly the best Starship video.
November 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Marjorie Taylor Greene has been hated by the left for years and never feared for her life. She’s been hated by the right for two days and had to hire security.
November 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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If the UK government was really serious about online safety they would have banned Twitter/X instead of implementing the Online Safety Act. That would've removed a major source of extremist hate but preserved small website communities and forums that offer safe aid and advice.
November 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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muppet movie posters: thread
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Take Trump's words about Khashoggi and now apply them to Charlie Kirk...
November 19, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Because it reveals under the surface who he is; a bully who only tolerates subservients around him. And when you extrapolate from that you see what he is; a rapist and a tyrant.
I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
November 19, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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A mansion tax isn't how you hit the wealthy - who have a small proportion of their wealth tied up in housing. A mansion tax is how you hit the middle classes - whose only valuable asset is their house.

More cowardice from Labour: afraid to go where the real money is, to go after the super rich.
November 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Just seen Predator Badlands.

Worth watching. Entertaining, at least
a man in armor is holding a large sword in a forest
ALT: a man in armor is holding a large sword in a forest
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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This is brilliant!
🧪“The Monster Slash”
By @ellecordova.bsky.social on IG

She performs a song about the cuts to the government agencies that impact our daily lives.
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM