Pete Crow-Armstrong snagged a sliced Brice Turang liner in the left-center field gap in the top of the 8th. The ball in play had a 5% catch probability.

When your friend wrecks their ATV.

Four wheeler? More like

I kept waiting for Jim Thome and Kyle Farnsworth to show up in the national security chat, and I think you have to be a certain age of online to think that's funny

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

As a thank you for buying our product, please accept several emails every day until you are dead. You will not outlive us. We will never die.

Not sure who made this & when but fittingly came across it in my downloads folder today:

baseball is amazing because some of the owners are participating in the most expensive auctions of all time while others are like "if toppings are extra i should be able to give you pepperoni and get a discount on this pizza"

The 2024 Chiefs are destined to go face to face with Mike Tomlin in the biggest matchup of winning bullshittery the world has ever seen

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if you're a tech journalist in the present climate, it's incumbent upon you to ask why big tech is pursuing dead ends like AI when they could just start using the number 2. ones and zeroes have taken us as far as they can. either chuck a few 2s in there or cede the future of tech to those who will