GarrettAtWork
@garrettatwork.bsky.social
Former analyst for a PR company. Former cider and beer sales guy. I will probably be overjoyed to pet your dog or cat. I like politics, the Timbers, Blazers and satirical comedy probably in that order.
It's kinda funny how I can always tell who is writing the good morning news feed for the Portland Mercury before I even see the byline and know exactly who is mailing it in.
December 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
It's kinda funny how I can always tell who is writing the good morning news feed for the Portland Mercury before I even see the byline and know exactly who is mailing it in.
I get in and out of music but holy cats Stars kills me almost every time.
December 3, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I get in and out of music but holy cats Stars kills me almost every time.
I kinda want to buy Monopoly to play on the weekends when my sister does laundry so we can get into a fight. It would really be a nice thing to remind us of being kids.
December 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I kinda want to buy Monopoly to play on the weekends when my sister does laundry so we can get into a fight. It would really be a nice thing to remind us of being kids.
Tomorrow seems like a good day for knife sharpening. I always sort of enjoy doing it. It's one of those put the music on and go through the motions for 45 minutes activities.
December 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Tomorrow seems like a good day for knife sharpening. I always sort of enjoy doing it. It's one of those put the music on and go through the motions for 45 minutes activities.
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Pete Hegseth says he’s going to court-martial me for saying the same exact thing he said 9 years ago. What changed for Pete? Well to start, he spends all day thinking about how he can suck up to Trump. When Trump says jump, he says how high.
December 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Pete Hegseth says he’s going to court-martial me for saying the same exact thing he said 9 years ago. What changed for Pete? Well to start, he spends all day thinking about how he can suck up to Trump. When Trump says jump, he says how high.
Holy.Fucking.Shit. If this maintains...jesus mary fucking christ.
Whoa TN-7
December 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Holy.Fucking.Shit. If this maintains...jesus mary fucking christ.
In what world does Fox News live in?
December 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
In what world does Fox News live in?
Oh Zion is injured again. I am so surprised.
December 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Oh Zion is injured again. I am so surprised.
First Bradley should have said no to doing the strike in the first place. He definitely shouldn't have followed up with a second. Also Hegseth definitely ordered it. They're so trying to throw Bradley under the bus for committing war crimes when they all committed war crimes.
The precise contours of the administration’s defense of Trump and Hegseth are still emerging, but it appears to ride on a fine distinction between the general order Hegseth gave for the attack and the specific order Adm. Mitch Bradley gave for the 2nd strike.
talkingpointsmemo.com/morning-memo...
talkingpointsmemo.com/morning-memo...
Trump White House Throws Military Under the Bus For Lawless Attack
The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round It seemed inevitable...
talkingpointsmemo.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
First Bradley should have said no to doing the strike in the first place. He definitely shouldn't have followed up with a second. Also Hegseth definitely ordered it. They're so trying to throw Bradley under the bus for committing war crimes when they all committed war crimes.
Pete Hegseth saying all the people on those boats he blew up were in a gang has as much credibility as me saying Pete Hegseth is a full on member of the Crips and does the C-Walk before he goes to sleep every night.
December 2, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Pete Hegseth saying all the people on those boats he blew up were in a gang has as much credibility as me saying Pete Hegseth is a full on member of the Crips and does the C-Walk before he goes to sleep every night.
The thing is Hegseth definitely ordered it. This is totally his style. Bradley definitely followed through with it. It doesn't make anyone more guilty than the other. Hegseth never should have ordered it and Bradley should have just said no. It's a clear war crime on all parts.
The Trump administration is shifting blame for the “kill everybody” order behind a second strike order on an alleged drug boat, killing all survivors, from Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth to Commander Frank “Mitch” Bradley. trib.al/B5WruvV
White House Finds Perfect Scapegoat for Second Drug Boat Strike
The White House is ready to throw a top military commander under the bus in order to save Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth.
trib.al
December 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The thing is Hegseth definitely ordered it. This is totally his style. Bradley definitely followed through with it. It doesn't make anyone more guilty than the other. Hegseth never should have ordered it and Bradley should have just said no. It's a clear war crime on all parts.
So Hegseth told the Admiral to kill everyone but didn't necessarily authorize the 2nd strike but he did tell him to kill everyone. So now Bradley and Hegseth are war criminals.
REPORTER: Does the administration deny that that second strike happened, or did it happen and the administration denies that Hegseth gave the order?
LEAVITT: The latter. Secretary Hegseth authorized Admiral Bradley to conduct these kinetic strikes. He worked well within his authority and the law.
LEAVITT: The latter. Secretary Hegseth authorized Admiral Bradley to conduct these kinetic strikes. He worked well within his authority and the law.
December 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
So Hegseth told the Admiral to kill everyone but didn't necessarily authorize the 2nd strike but he did tell him to kill everyone. So now Bradley and Hegseth are war criminals.
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To be fair, Trump and Hegseth are more Klink than Rommel
December 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
To be fair, Trump and Hegseth are more Klink than Rommel
He also promised $5000 in DOGE checks on top of this $2000. Nobody will ever see this money.
To hear President Trump tell it, Americans will be doling out “thousands of dollars for individuals of moderate income, middle income.”
But distributing $2,000 payments to certain Americans is easier said than done, with several obstacles in the way—including insufficient revenue. trib.al/LwqKsJm
But distributing $2,000 payments to certain Americans is easier said than done, with several obstacles in the way—including insufficient revenue. trib.al/LwqKsJm
December 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
He also promised $5000 in DOGE checks on top of this $2000. Nobody will ever see this money.
I ordered groceries. Not a problem. Have been doing it for years. Saves me shopping time and not having to drive. Usually I get notifications about the order. Today I got nothing and they showed up 30 minutes before the earliest time I said. Guess it was good I was home.
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I ordered groceries. Not a problem. Have been doing it for years. Saves me shopping time and not having to drive. Usually I get notifications about the order. Today I got nothing and they showed up 30 minutes before the earliest time I said. Guess it was good I was home.
I'm not a big soda drinker but why is it that grocery stores have turned into you can buy 5 2 liters of soda for $2 each but if you only buy 1 it's $4.50 each? Like...just sell it for $2 each like normal humans. If I want to buy a cart of soda I'd have a Costco membership.
December 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I'm not a big soda drinker but why is it that grocery stores have turned into you can buy 5 2 liters of soda for $2 each but if you only buy 1 it's $4.50 each? Like...just sell it for $2 each like normal humans. If I want to buy a cart of soda I'd have a Costco membership.
My dad just asked if I was always left handed. I said nope. He asked why I do everything with my left hand then. Well...20 years ago I tripped on a piece of concrete that was upraised while running and I broke my right elbow and couldn't use that arm for 6 months so now I just use my left.
December 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
My dad just asked if I was always left handed. I said nope. He asked why I do everything with my left hand then. Well...20 years ago I tripped on a piece of concrete that was upraised while running and I broke my right elbow and couldn't use that arm for 6 months so now I just use my left.
Someone got told it was a war crime or murder and they're going to throw someone under the bus and that someone rhymes with Neat Sethgeth.
Basically Trump’s defense on the double strike boat murder is that it didn’t happen, but if it did it was all Hegseth.
December 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Someone got told it was a war crime or murder and they're going to throw someone under the bus and that someone rhymes with Neat Sethgeth.
I went to Albertsons. It was a total zoo. However, as I was buying some tuna fish for a cat as a treat I noticed something in the canned fish section. ALBERTSONS SELLS CAVIAR. This almost feels like a dare.
November 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I went to Albertsons. It was a total zoo. However, as I was buying some tuna fish for a cat as a treat I noticed something in the canned fish section. ALBERTSONS SELLS CAVIAR. This almost feels like a dare.
I guess I had a MRI once and had no idea what it was for until I woke up a few days later and they explained I'd probably been hit by a truck.
Walz on calling for Trump to release MRI results: "Here we got a guy on Thanksgiving where we spent time with our families, ate, played Yahtzee. This guy is apparently in a room ranting. It's not normal behavior. It's not healthy. Has anyone in history ever had an MRI & had no idea what it was for?"
November 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I guess I had a MRI once and had no idea what it was for until I woke up a few days later and they explained I'd probably been hit by a truck.
Of course he did. I don't think this is going to shield him from the International Criminal Court though.
Benjamin Netanyahu officially submits a request for a pardon from Israeli President Isaac Herzog - without any admission of guilt.
Netanyahu is charged with one count of bribery and three counts of fraud & breach of trust, in three separate cases.
His trial began in 2020 and is far from finishing.
Netanyahu is charged with one count of bribery and three counts of fraud & breach of trust, in three separate cases.
His trial began in 2020 and is far from finishing.
November 30, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Of course he did. I don't think this is going to shield him from the International Criminal Court though.
Just look. The pinnacle of fitness.
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Just look. The pinnacle of fitness.
They have never been good once. Better than they were before for a minute but they're back to being terrible. This book has been written before. It doesn't end well.
Deion Sanders said he’s prepared to face criticism after the Buffaloes finished 1-8 in Big 12 play and fielded one of the worst defensive teams in college football this season.
November 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
They have never been good once. Better than they were before for a minute but they're back to being terrible. This book has been written before. It doesn't end well.
Someone knows they're going to go to jail if they keep bribing the Orange fatman with tiny hands.
Dimon on why JPMorgan Chase is not funding WH Ballroom:
We have an issue, which is anything we do, since we do a lot of contracts with governments here and around the world, we have to be very careful how anything is perceived, and also how the next DOJ is going to deal with it.
We have an issue, which is anything we do, since we do a lot of contracts with governments here and around the world, we have to be very careful how anything is perceived, and also how the next DOJ is going to deal with it.
November 30, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Someone knows they're going to go to jail if they keep bribing the Orange fatman with tiny hands.
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Assuming every boat Trump and Hegseth blew up contained the amount of drugs they claim, Hernandez was responsible for bringing more drugs into the US than every one of them had combined. By far. And yet, Trump murders 80+ people and counting while pardoning the narco kingpin.
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Assuming every boat Trump and Hegseth blew up contained the amount of drugs they claim, Hernandez was responsible for bringing more drugs into the US than every one of them had combined. By far. And yet, Trump murders 80+ people and counting while pardoning the narco kingpin.