GarrettAtWork
@garrettatwork.bsky.social
Former analyst for a PR company. Former cider and beer sales guy. I will probably be overjoyed to pet your dog or cat. I like politics, the Timbers, Blazers and satirical comedy probably in that order.
I'm kind of surprised you were able to stand two places with Matt Davis. He always thought I was somebody else at city hall every time.
December 6, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I'm kind of surprised you were able to stand two places with Matt Davis. He always thought I was somebody else at city hall every time.
Did your cat steal the golden World Cup trophy to put on the mantle too?
December 6, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Did your cat steal the golden World Cup trophy to put on the mantle too?
Possibly the biggest joke award ever. Can we bet on if they'll ever give this award out again?
December 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Possibly the biggest joke award ever. Can we bet on if they'll ever give this award out again?
Sure...it was soccer gods...and FIFA wasn't totally gobbling Trump's nob either.
December 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Sure...it was soccer gods...and FIFA wasn't totally gobbling Trump's nob either.
SE Hawthorne to Lake Oswego. Not that far as the bird flies but you punch in traffic and it sucked. I kinda loved working from home buuuuuut. I kept going to the bar at 5:00 almost every day so I could physically talk to humans. So pluses and minuses.
December 4, 2025 at 6:50 AM
SE Hawthorne to Lake Oswego. Not that far as the bird flies but you punch in traffic and it sucked. I kinda loved working from home buuuuuut. I kept going to the bar at 5:00 almost every day so I could physically talk to humans. So pluses and minuses.
Same but I hated the having to spend 45 minutes each way to the same spot every day so that all I did was IM people sitting 5 cubes over and knowing I had a social media presence 5 times bigger than the CEO but didn't want to say anything about it when they went all in with "personal branding."
December 4, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Same but I hated the having to spend 45 minutes each way to the same spot every day so that all I did was IM people sitting 5 cubes over and knowing I had a social media presence 5 times bigger than the CEO but didn't want to say anything about it when they went all in with "personal branding."
It's so funny how everyone is going to be super happy about the records that are absolutely destroyed because of zero defense being allowed.
December 3, 2025 at 6:40 AM
It's so funny how everyone is going to be super happy about the records that are absolutely destroyed because of zero defense being allowed.
I'd love to see how he did when defense was a factor like with Wilt or AI.
December 3, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I'd love to see how he did when defense was a factor like with Wilt or AI.
At least Zia's kind of cool and mostly normal. Not sure how that happened after hanging in that crowd for as long as she has.
December 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
At least Zia's kind of cool and mostly normal. Not sure how that happened after hanging in that crowd for as long as she has.
It's like a thousand yard stare of disbelief you don't worship him. It's hard to worship a guy I've watched guzzle two bottles of wine with no glass involved and then puke in the bushes outside of The Alibi.
December 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
It's like a thousand yard stare of disbelief you don't worship him. It's hard to worship a guy I've watched guzzle two bottles of wine with no glass involved and then puke in the bushes outside of The Alibi.
He's a real piece of work isn't he? He had me pinned in the smoking room at Berbati at Brian Jonestown Massacre telling me about fashion and how my shirt wasn't right for the night. I told him to go back to drinking coffee in the basement of Anna Bananas with the other rats.
December 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
He's a real piece of work isn't he? He had me pinned in the smoking room at Berbati at Brian Jonestown Massacre telling me about fashion and how my shirt wasn't right for the night. I told him to go back to drinking coffee in the basement of Anna Bananas with the other rats.