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- Biscuit, tell me again what life without war is like. Do you really know it?
- Yes, Tsybulka, I do. Though I’ve almost forgotten by now.
December 8, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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If Ukraine ever falls none of you fuckers will ever rediscover the technology behind kickass coffee shops, top tier humane service and small business that can survive crisis, war and even Гетьманцев.

Help Ukraine win to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.
December 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Even dissident writing could get easier read in the West than in the East! Freedom of speech fucking matters
November 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Gotta say seeing nuclear alert on for the 1st time tonight for almost a minute before they switched it off was… refreshing indeed .

So many thoughts went through my head you won’t believe.

Will go get that drink now
November 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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I would again note my take that an American CDU/CSU would turn the entire USA electoral map Union-black for a generation.
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Trump uniquely bridges celebrity in the pre-internet, old internet and social media ages
November 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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organometallics in general are kind of a general fuck-you to carbon-based life
November 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Wann kommt: "Stasi-Offiziere warnen vor Bundestrojaner"?
November 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Incorrect. Phoenicianism is significantly more real
October 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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*bong rip noises*

The Kingdom of Prussia is about as real as the Phoenician identity
October 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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"All was chaos, and out of that bulk a mass formed – just as cheese is made out of milk – and worms appeared in it, and these were the angels...and among that number of angels there was also God, he too having been created out of that mass at the same time." -The median voter in Pennsylvania
Actual Voters have takes so much wilder than anyone online could imagine
October 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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They just keep going I can’t
October 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Whether it is in imperial possessions, nuclear weapons, or the length of Liz Truss's term as prime minister, the French can never truly rest until they've bested the Brits
October 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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*If you're a critic of AI art, the big issue is, "We never optimize for 'artistic effect,' we optimize for images that people or bots will click on."

*And how can you blame 'em, because they're not artists, they're in the business of networking jpegs

*Also they owe zillions to the Saudis
September 29, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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they're gonna double funding for amtrak?
Donald Trump says at Charlie Kirk’s memorial that his administration has found “an answer to autism” which will be announced tomorrow.

“One of the biggest announcements, medically, in the history of our country.”
September 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Queen
September 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Die gerade abgewählte Regierung unter SPD-Führung hat Ukraine vollumfänglich im Stich gelassen. Viel zu wenig geliefert und immer viel zu spät.

Und das, obwohl Deutschland, als Hauptunterstützer Russlands ab 1998 (Rüstung, Wirtschaft, Politik) eine besonders schwere Schuld auf sich geladen hat.
July 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Do it
July 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Society if we flooded the internet with lib-coded well-informed wine mom bots
July 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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A decade or so of "my god will WWIII break out if we bomb Iran?" and a week later it's completely out of the news.
July 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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‘You, Jose, get me a Dr. Pepper or something.’
‘Marco.’
‘Whatever.’
June 22, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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To Russians a Nazi is anyone against Russia regardless of ideology. To communists, a communist is anyone against the USA regardless of ideology. That's Zelensky can be a Jewish Nazi dictator and Dimitry "Wagner" Utkin with his SS tattoos can be a glorious warrior of the global proletariat.
June 22, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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man evangelicals are gonna be SO mad when this doesn’t trigger the rapture
June 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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the conservative obsession with the idea that i wade through a sea of rusty needles to get my $32 double-soy matcha latte before bribing the immigrant gang camped outside the burning building where i work the leftist propaganda mill was delightful for a while but it is beginning to lose its charm
June 15, 2025 at 8:39 AM