Brady Sylvester
@gaptootheddoofus.bsky.social
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February 16, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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What I don't get about the #Bondi - Dow thing is how no one noticed she is LITERALLY telling us money is more important than child rape.
Why is no one shouting this from the rooftops?
It wasn't funny; it was disgusting.
#resist #FuckTrump
Why is no one shouting this from the rooftops?
It wasn't funny; it was disgusting.
#resist #FuckTrump
February 15, 2026 at 10:51 PM
What I don't get about the #Bondi - Dow thing is how no one noticed she is LITERALLY telling us money is more important than child rape.
Why is no one shouting this from the rooftops?
It wasn't funny; it was disgusting.
#resist #FuckTrump
Why is no one shouting this from the rooftops?
It wasn't funny; it was disgusting.
#resist #FuckTrump
Has anyone confirmed whether or not the Brown Hoodie Kid is real or a right-wing hoax that's backfired?
February 14, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Has anyone confirmed whether or not the Brown Hoodie Kid is real or a right-wing hoax that's backfired?
Bondi's new nickname should be Klaus Barbie.
February 12, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Bondi's new nickname should be Klaus Barbie.
Wherever the DJT presidential library ends up, the person who runs on a platform of "Turn the land around it into a special park where people bring their dogs to shit" will be the next mayor.
two men are sitting next to each other with their arms crossed and one is wearing a pink tie .
ALT: two men are sitting next to each other with their arms crossed and one is wearing a pink tie .
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February 11, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Wherever the DJT presidential library ends up, the person who runs on a platform of "Turn the land around it into a special park where people bring their dogs to shit" will be the next mayor.
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USA wins gold at Super Bowl
USA wins gold at Super Bowl
SANTA CLARA, CA - Team USA is triumphantly announcing their third gold medal since the start of the Milano-Cortina Winter Olympics, in the much-watched Super Bowl event.
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February 9, 2026 at 4:17 PM
USA wins gold at Super Bowl
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Y'know, it strikes me that ever since America let Lucy and Ricky into their hearts, you white supremacists have been fighting a losing battle, and this skirmish against Bad Bunny is just a rear-guard action. A lost cause, you might call it.
February 9, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Y'know, it strikes me that ever since America let Lucy and Ricky into their hearts, you white supremacists have been fighting a losing battle, and this skirmish against Bad Bunny is just a rear-guard action. A lost cause, you might call it.
Post your favourite “Lord of the Rings” character. Wrong answers only.
February 9, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Post your favourite “Lord of the Rings” character. Wrong answers only.
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“I probably did something to it” says man whose back just like that now
“I probably did something to it” says man whose back just like that now
KAMLOOPS, BC - Despite the fact that his age is clearly responsible for his persistent lower back pain, local man Alex Verders, 39, is reportedly clinging to the belief that an unexplained recent inci...
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February 6, 2026 at 11:15 PM
“I probably did something to it” says man whose back just like that now
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JD Vance unable to discern booing at Winter Olympics from booing every other day of his life
JD Vance unable to discern booing at Winter Olympics from booing every other day of his life
MILAN, ITALY - United States Vice President JD Vance was reportedly unaware of being booed during the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympics opening ceremonies, due to the fact that he is already relentl...
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February 7, 2026 at 4:54 PM
JD Vance unable to discern booing at Winter Olympics from booing every other day of his life
I imagine they hope people will become numb to even this level of violence. Can we storm the fuckin' Bastille already?
Is what I might say if I weren't so confident in democratic norms.
Is what I might say if I weren't so confident in democratic norms.
February 1, 2026 at 3:38 AM
I imagine they hope people will become numb to even this level of violence. Can we storm the fuckin' Bastille already?
Is what I might say if I weren't so confident in democratic norms.
Is what I might say if I weren't so confident in democratic norms.
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You are being misled about renewable energy technology.
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January 30, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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Man who wouldn’t wear mask to protect people fine wearing mask to shoot them
Man who wouldn't wear mask to protect people fine wearing mask to shoot them
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – A man who refused to wear a mask to protect other people in 2020 has declared he has no problem wearing one while shooting them.
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January 27, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Man who wouldn’t wear mask to protect people fine wearing mask to shoot them
Gee, does any of this sound familiar?
We were not exaggerating. We were not overreacting. We were not deranged.
They were not just joking. They were not just owning the libs. They ARE deranged.
You just wouldn't listen.
We were not exaggerating. We were not overreacting. We were not deranged.
They were not just joking. They were not just owning the libs. They ARE deranged.
You just wouldn't listen.
No modern parallels here!
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January 27, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Gee, does any of this sound familiar?
We were not exaggerating. We were not overreacting. We were not deranged.
They were not just joking. They were not just owning the libs. They ARE deranged.
You just wouldn't listen.
We were not exaggerating. We were not overreacting. We were not deranged.
They were not just joking. They were not just owning the libs. They ARE deranged.
You just wouldn't listen.
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FBI director tells Americans not to bring guns to protests, schools still okay
FBI director tells Americans not to bring guns to protests, schools still okay
WASHINGTON – Following the killing of Alex Jeffrey Pretti in Minneapolis, FBI director Kash Patel has advised American citizens participating in anti-ICE demonstrations to leave their firearms at home...
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January 26, 2026 at 1:36 AM
FBI director tells Americans not to bring guns to protests, schools still okay
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sorry, but the Founding Fathers' original intent for the 2nd Amendment was always *just* to do school shootings
January 24, 2026 at 10:28 PM
sorry, but the Founding Fathers' original intent for the 2nd Amendment was always *just* to do school shootings
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Trump threatens tariffs on champagne so nobody can celebrate when he dies
Trump threatens tariffs on champagne so nobody can celebrate when he dies
WASHINGTON D.C. – Following a whirlwind week at Davos, and despite backtracking on threats to annex Greenland, US President Donald Trump is still threatening to tariff Champagne to keep people from pa...
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January 22, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Trump threatens tariffs on champagne so nobody can celebrate when he dies
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
How many more people does the Joker have to kill before someone has the balls to do what Batman won't, he asked apropos of nothing in the news today.
January 8, 2026 at 8:45 PM
How many more people does the Joker have to kill before someone has the balls to do what Batman won't, he asked apropos of nothing in the news today.
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
Fully Completely
Tragically Hip
1992
Fully Completely
Tragically Hip
1992
December 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
Fully Completely
Tragically Hip
1992
Fully Completely
Tragically Hip
1992
Always good to know, on the shortest day of the year with an expected daytime high of -21, that at least the UV index is low.
December 22, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Always good to know, on the shortest day of the year with an expected daytime high of -21, that at least the UV index is low.
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“Am I invading Venezuela for oil or to distract from Epstein?” Trump asks coatrack
“Am I invading Venezuela for oil or to distract from Epstein?” Trump asks coatrack
MAR-A-LAGO, FL - Sources report President Donald J. Trump was seen questioning his own motivations behind a series of shocking recent moves in Venezuela, along with a close confidant who was later rev...
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December 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
“Am I invading Venezuela for oil or to distract from Epstein?” Trump asks coatrack
Your Christmas forecast.
December 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Your Christmas forecast.
This isn't me playing internet doctor, by the way. The psychologist who spent a year with me handled the diagnosis. I did this to get a snapshot.
50+ years of being essentially unable to communicate my emotions or understand yours, thinking that's normal because I don't know anything else.
50+ years of being essentially unable to communicate my emotions or understand yours, thinking that's normal because I don't know anything else.
December 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
This isn't me playing internet doctor, by the way. The psychologist who spent a year with me handled the diagnosis. I did this to get a snapshot.
50+ years of being essentially unable to communicate my emotions or understand yours, thinking that's normal because I don't know anything else.
50+ years of being essentially unable to communicate my emotions or understand yours, thinking that's normal because I don't know anything else.
actual bluesky challenge: post your favorite work of art from fifty years before you were born.
Winter Sunrise with Pink House
Lawre Harris
1918
Winter Sunrise with Pink House
Lawre Harris
1918
December 9, 2025 at 6:34 AM
actual bluesky challenge: post your favorite work of art from fifty years before you were born.
Winter Sunrise with Pink House
Lawre Harris
1918
Winter Sunrise with Pink House
Lawre Harris
1918