Curtis
@gachimuchi420.bsky.social
He/Him, 33
Da One Piece is Real!
Da One Piece is Real!
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Curtis
@gachimuchi420.bsky.social
· May 7
DONT TRY HOOTS' HOOCH AT SHARESS' CARESS.
I drank it and ended up getting teleported to this terrifying, but sick as fuck, mindflayer ship. Gonna drink some of this egg juice and see if I can escape. #BG3 #BaldursGate3
- Thorin Smokentoke
I drank it and ended up getting teleported to this terrifying, but sick as fuck, mindflayer ship. Gonna drink some of this egg juice and see if I can escape. #BG3 #BaldursGate3
- Thorin Smokentoke
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My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
January 9, 2026 at 3:44 PM
My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
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kamala harris's 6-7 themed zoomer digital marketing group has already changed its name after getting made fun of. for some reason they changed it to "68." we're witnessing a level of political instinct never before imaginable
February 6, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Content Warning: Animal bones and fur
Any zoologist or smarter people than me know what animal this may be? The fur makes me think that maybe it's a coyote but if so then that's a pretty big one. I'll put more at the bottom.
Also this whole thing is freaky as fuck
Any zoologist or smarter people than me know what animal this may be? The fur makes me think that maybe it's a coyote but if so then that's a pretty big one. I'll put more at the bottom.
Also this whole thing is freaky as fuck
February 4, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Content Warning: Animal bones and fur
Any zoologist or smarter people than me know what animal this may be? The fur makes me think that maybe it's a coyote but if so then that's a pretty big one. I'll put more at the bottom.
Also this whole thing is freaky as fuck
Any zoologist or smarter people than me know what animal this may be? The fur makes me think that maybe it's a coyote but if so then that's a pretty big one. I'll put more at the bottom.
Also this whole thing is freaky as fuck
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jp game developer in the 90's: so we're making a bass fishing game
composer: oh hell yeah i got you [adds "drop the bass" sample]
jp game developer: no no like the fish
composer: what fish?
composer: oh hell yeah i got you [adds "drop the bass" sample]
jp game developer: no no like the fish
composer: what fish?
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 AM
jp game developer in the 90's: so we're making a bass fishing game
composer: oh hell yeah i got you [adds "drop the bass" sample]
jp game developer: no no like the fish
composer: what fish?
composer: oh hell yeah i got you [adds "drop the bass" sample]
jp game developer: no no like the fish
composer: what fish?
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どっちが長いかな。がんぼるぞい。
translation:
I wonder which one is longer.
translation:
I wonder which one is longer.
February 4, 2026 at 12:03 AM
どっちが長いかな。がんぼるぞい。
translation:
I wonder which one is longer.
translation:
I wonder which one is longer.
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be kind to little guys 🙏
February 2, 2026 at 12:15 AM
be kind to little guys 🙏
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"microtransactions in games started by cabal of pedophile elites for the purpose of indoctrinating kids into an economy"
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
February 1, 2026 at 12:48 AM
"microtransactions in games started by cabal of pedophile elites for the purpose of indoctrinating kids into an economy"
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
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don't mean to blow anyone's mind with this shocking insight but the direct line between epstein, 4chan, gamergate, tech bro fascists etc is misogyny. prolific rapists, guys who believe women have inferior intelligence, and guys who hate women for rejecting them all have something big in common!
January 31, 2026 at 4:15 AM
don't mean to blow anyone's mind with this shocking insight but the direct line between epstein, 4chan, gamergate, tech bro fascists etc is misogyny. prolific rapists, guys who believe women have inferior intelligence, and guys who hate women for rejecting them all have something big in common!
WHAT IS THIS TIMELINE
So apparently I was right to shittalk m00t this week because it's been revealed that his boneheaded decision to establish /pol/ and subsequently ruin the website was allegedly born out of a one-on-one meeting with Jeffery Epstein.
January 31, 2026 at 12:50 PM
WHAT IS THIS TIMELINE
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So apparently I was right to shittalk m00t this week because it's been revealed that his boneheaded decision to establish /pol/ and subsequently ruin the website was allegedly born out of a one-on-one meeting with Jeffery Epstein.
January 31, 2026 at 3:18 AM
So apparently I was right to shittalk m00t this week because it's been revealed that his boneheaded decision to establish /pol/ and subsequently ruin the website was allegedly born out of a one-on-one meeting with Jeffery Epstein.
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Two nudibranchs were getting all snuggly together ❤︎
Not this time, but depending on the species, nudibranchs are known to sometimes mate even with different species…
I’d love to witness that someday 🫶𓈒𓏸︎︎︎︎
Not this time, but depending on the species, nudibranchs are known to sometimes mate even with different species…
I’d love to witness that someday 🫶𓈒𓏸︎︎︎︎
January 29, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Two nudibranchs were getting all snuggly together ❤︎
Not this time, but depending on the species, nudibranchs are known to sometimes mate even with different species…
I’d love to witness that someday 🫶𓈒𓏸︎︎︎︎
Not this time, but depending on the species, nudibranchs are known to sometimes mate even with different species…
I’d love to witness that someday 🫶𓈒𓏸︎︎︎︎
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here's proof of what happens when you let women design men
January 28, 2026 at 6:33 PM
here's proof of what happens when you let women design men
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The Surprising Physics behind Mommy
January 26, 2026 at 12:51 PM
The Surprising Physics behind Mommy
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People keep saying the codenames in Metal Gear Solid sound like Megaman X bosses, so I decided to give them actual designs. Matches the scale of my other X mockups.
Something I've been sitting on for several years that I finally decided to wrap up tonight.
#megaman #pixelart #ドット絵
Something I've been sitting on for several years that I finally decided to wrap up tonight.
#megaman #pixelart #ドット絵
January 25, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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ME: Thank you for a fabulous dinner, Dr. Lecter. The food was all so wonderful and normal.
HANNIBAL: How polite to say.
ME: I feel silly for worrying you'd wear a skin mask or something.
HANNIBAL: No, no… I recently solved a lot of psychological issues I had by watching videos from "the manosphere".
HANNIBAL: How polite to say.
ME: I feel silly for worrying you'd wear a skin mask or something.
HANNIBAL: No, no… I recently solved a lot of psychological issues I had by watching videos from "the manosphere".
January 21, 2026 at 4:57 PM
ME: Thank you for a fabulous dinner, Dr. Lecter. The food was all so wonderful and normal.
HANNIBAL: How polite to say.
ME: I feel silly for worrying you'd wear a skin mask or something.
HANNIBAL: No, no… I recently solved a lot of psychological issues I had by watching videos from "the manosphere".
HANNIBAL: How polite to say.
ME: I feel silly for worrying you'd wear a skin mask or something.
HANNIBAL: No, no… I recently solved a lot of psychological issues I had by watching videos from "the manosphere".
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1) american century of humiliation
2) lmfao
3) literally no reason for any head of state to believe that the ailing geriatric pedophile mad king of the western hemisphere will not leak your most confidential cables to him on his shitty website
4) heads of state use signal to communicate
5) lmfao
2) lmfao
3) literally no reason for any head of state to believe that the ailing geriatric pedophile mad king of the western hemisphere will not leak your most confidential cables to him on his shitty website
4) heads of state use signal to communicate
5) lmfao
BREAKING
President Trump has posted what appears to be a private message from President Macron of France where Macron says:
“I do not understand what you are doing on Greenland.”
President Trump has posted what appears to be a private message from President Macron of France where Macron says:
“I do not understand what you are doing on Greenland.”
January 20, 2026 at 6:16 AM
1) american century of humiliation
2) lmfao
3) literally no reason for any head of state to believe that the ailing geriatric pedophile mad king of the western hemisphere will not leak your most confidential cables to him on his shitty website
4) heads of state use signal to communicate
5) lmfao
2) lmfao
3) literally no reason for any head of state to believe that the ailing geriatric pedophile mad king of the western hemisphere will not leak your most confidential cables to him on his shitty website
4) heads of state use signal to communicate
5) lmfao
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This guy sucks at F-Zero 🤣
January 19, 2026 at 3:08 PM
This guy sucks at F-Zero 🤣