Gabe Puratekuta
@gabepuratekuta.bsky.social
Gamer and wordsmith.
Still wondering why anyone bothers to pay attention to me...
Empathy is never bad!
Still wondering why anyone bothers to pay attention to me...
Empathy is never bad!
Eggs are meant to be cracked.
November 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Eggs are meant to be cracked.
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THE woman. Maybe of all time
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 AM
THE woman. Maybe of all time
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Pamela would help her transition, I think.
An egg cracks in Gotham when Poison Ivy kisses a "man" with her mind control lipstick (that only affects men), and it mysteriously doesn't work that time.
Poison Ivy: "Oh fuck. You're a trans woman? Girl, I'm so sorry."
Egg: "I. . . have some things to think about." *walks away confused*
Poison Ivy: "Oh fuck. You're a trans woman? Girl, I'm so sorry."
Egg: "I. . . have some things to think about." *walks away confused*
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Pamela would help her transition, I think.
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Do people still care about the Jonas Brothers?
November 23, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Do people still care about the Jonas Brothers?
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You see, the thing about them thar bisexuals is. . .
<pause for dramatic effect>
. . . their identity is 100% valid, and if I catch any of y'all belittling or erasing them, I'll feed you to the nearest Resurrection Beast and discard any remnants in the River. 🥰
<pause for dramatic effect>
. . . their identity is 100% valid, and if I catch any of y'all belittling or erasing them, I'll feed you to the nearest Resurrection Beast and discard any remnants in the River. 🥰
November 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
You see, the thing about them thar bisexuals is. . .
<pause for dramatic effect>
. . . their identity is 100% valid, and if I catch any of y'all belittling or erasing them, I'll feed you to the nearest Resurrection Beast and discard any remnants in the River. 🥰
<pause for dramatic effect>
. . . their identity is 100% valid, and if I catch any of y'all belittling or erasing them, I'll feed you to the nearest Resurrection Beast and discard any remnants in the River. 🥰
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
And fun times would be had.
Ghost girlfriend who just wants to possess you a little… as a treat.
November 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
And fun times would be had.
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Call of duty is dying rt to make it die faster
November 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Call of duty is dying rt to make it die faster
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With ICE and border patrol goons spreading out across the country, I put together a resource guide for buying, printing, and distributing whistles, based on my own experience. Now is the time to whistle up, hope this helps. dansinker.com/posts/202…
November 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
With ICE and border patrol goons spreading out across the country, I put together a resource guide for buying, printing, and distributing whistles, based on my own experience. Now is the time to whistle up, hope this helps. dansinker.com/posts/202…
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reposting w/ alt text
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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When the moon hits--
OHSHITOHSHITPLAYTHESONGOFTIMENOWORELSEWE'REDEAD!!!
OHSHITOHSHITPLAYTHESONGOFTIMENOWORELSEWE'REDEAD!!!
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
When the moon hits--
OHSHITOHSHITPLAYTHESONGOFTIMENOWORELSEWE'REDEAD!!!
OHSHITOHSHITPLAYTHESONGOFTIMENOWORELSEWE'REDEAD!!!
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Gmail users!!
They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off.
Pass it on!!
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off.
Pass it on!!
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
Gmail can read your emails and attachments to train its AI, unless you opt out
A new Gmail update may allow Google to use your private messages and attachments for AI training. Here's how to turn it off.
www.malwarebytes.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Gmail users!!
They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off.
Pass it on!!
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off.
Pass it on!!
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
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Thank you for reminding me that Jill Sobule's I Kissed a Girl is a joyful bop.
November 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Thank you for reminding me that Jill Sobule's I Kissed a Girl is a joyful bop.
If you see this, QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood!
November 19, 2025 at 8:37 AM
If you see this, QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood!
Post your favorite Star Trek character, wrong answers only
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Post your favorite Star Trek character, wrong answers only
Sukeban yuri where rivals team up to fight a bigger threat.
November 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Sukeban yuri where rivals team up to fight a bigger threat.
I'm gonna name my kid "Feldspar".
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I'm gonna name my kid "Feldspar".
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Lesbianism makes everything better
November 13, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Lesbianism makes everything better
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🏳️⚧️happy transgender awareness week!🏳️⚧️
hire trans people! buy from trans artists! support the trans community! 🙏
hire trans people! buy from trans artists! support the trans community! 🙏
November 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
🏳️⚧️happy transgender awareness week!🏳️⚧️
hire trans people! buy from trans artists! support the trans community! 🙏
hire trans people! buy from trans artists! support the trans community! 🙏
Aaaand it's gone.
November 14, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Aaaand it's gone.
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it's women wednesday
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
it's women wednesday