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Gabe Graziani
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I'm Gabe Graziani, former community management manager guy at some videogame companies. Opinions = mine, he/him
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Welcome cool kids! I'm Gabe Graziani, currently Senior Lead of Community for EA Games (everything but Sports, Mobile and Apex), but you might know me from my near decade as the Assassin's Creed CM.

I am glad you are here!
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It's cold & wet out there.

Read this.

It's important.

Made for @privateeyenews.bsky.social 10 years ago & shared every winter.
November 18, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Introducing Beq was a cool thing to do and this is a wonderful moment Scott captured.

(I think the look works with the beard!)
My phone reminded me that 6 years ago I took the first photo of Kelleran Beq in costume. (This was a day before we shot anything and Ahmed decided to go clean shaven for the role.)
November 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I wrote and deleted a post last night because I could not believe that he actually called a lady reporter "piggy"... Like, watching the video, my brain refused to accept it. 'Her name must have been Peggy or maybe her initials are PG,' my mind frantically grasped for a reasonable explanation.
November 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Get their much better insurance from who, Donny? Fucken Aquaman?
Trump: "THE ONLY HEALTHCARE I'LL SUPPORT OR APPROVE IS SENDING MONEY DIRECTLY BACK TO THE PEOPLE W/ NOTHING GOING TO THE BIG, FAT, RICH INSURANCE COMPANIES, WHO HAVE RIPPED OFF AMERICA LONG ENOUGH. THE PEOPLE WILL BE ALLOWED TO NEGOTIATE & BUY THEIR OWN, MUCH BETTER, INSURANCE. POWER TO THE PEOPLE!"
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I really enjoyed Click & Conquer, so this sounds perfect!!
If you've got five bucks to spare, and you like any of the following:

- bullet hells (think Vampire Survivors)
- tech/skill trees
- spacey beats & funky synths
- bitesize play sessions
- space
- lasers
- coffee

...play Astro Prospector, it rules AND IT IS $5
store.steampowered.com/app/3503440/...
Astro Prospector on Steam
Astro Prospector is an incremental bullet hell about mining cofferoids and fighting SpaceCorp. Collect resources, upgrade your ship and become unstoppable. Return AstroCoffee to humanity!
store.steampowered.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Playing Absolum with @mrwartburg.bsky.social over on m.twitch.tv/mrwartburg at 1pm CT for Extra Life! He has beautiful woodburning pieces up for raffle! More info here www.extra-life.org/participants...
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Whenever someone mocks “science for science’s sake”, I point them to discoveries like this one — which literally emerged from looking at common dirt.

Seeking knowledge is a process and an ethos.

The wider our horizons, the more we can see.

www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...
Scientists find hidden antibiotic 100x stronger against deadly superbugs
A team of scientists discovered a hidden antibiotic 100 times stronger than existing drugs against deadly superbugs like MRSA. The molecule had been overlooked for decades in a familiar bacterium. It ...
www.sciencedaily.com
November 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Just rolled credits on Dispatch and am feeling so full and warm. What an absolute joy of a game. The whole thing felt like the coolest people empowered to do the coolest stuff.

I hope they make more.
November 16, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Rita's Rewind (PS5) Standard/Deluxe $24.99/$29.99; Switch Standard $24.99 on Amazon buff.ly/nPJ96mA #ad
November 16, 2025 at 8:02 AM
This game is extremely good!! Imagine Powerwash Simulator, but there are puzzles and lore under the dirt and grime. A very potent mix of fun mechanics.
Ambrosia Sky is now VERY POSITIVE on Steam!

If you like:
- imsims
- space yuri
- accidentally setting an entire asteroid colony on fire while trying to cleanse a ferocious alien fungal infestation

Then Ambrosia Sky might be for you!

store.steampowered.com/app/3580160/...
Save 15% on Ambrosia Sky: Act One on Steam
You left. Now they’re dead. Ambrosia Sky: Act One is an immersive sim about exploring an asteroid colony devastated by an unknown contamination. Survive and harvest strains of hostile alien fungi, exp...
store.steampowered.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:16 AM
One thing I super hate is accidentally injuring a quest-giving or factional NPC and making irrevocable enemies out of whole towns. It's fine if I decide to do something like that, but if some chump walks into the middle of a firefight, that shouldn't be my fault. (Or I should be warned profusely.)
Hive mind.. whats the general thoughts on allowing players to brick their games by letting them kill NPCs? Are folk ok with that? any smart examples where it is recoverable?
November 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
If Musk can buy Twitter and wreck it, and Bezos can buy WaPo and wreck it... why can't The Onion buy Info Wars?
It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
give a cat a crepe
give a dog a pancake
Look, maybe you give a little dog a small pancake
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
"we haven't asked enough questions about these medications"

Sir, what do you know about it? Are you a pharma researcher? Have you perused the literature?

It sounds like you're just saying that you and maybe some people you know didn't look for information and just assumed nobody else did either.
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
There's an LED strip, y'all!
November 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
For those of you who aren't in the frosty northern reaches, far from the city's light pollution...
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Look, I don't know what to tell you, I am fully down the THOT SQUAD @blvck-bunnie.bsky.social rabbit hole and bridging into Sophie Hunter territory.

You should join me, these tunes are fun as hell:
music.youtube.com/watch?v=zwyI...
HOES DEPRESSED (LEFT CHEERLEADER Remix)
YouTube video by THOT SQUAD - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Yo, wtf... this must be a mistake @bsky.app
If Sarah Kendzior is indeed blocked on @bsky.app, this is a completely unjustified and highly questionable move. Sarah Kendzior is among the best voices of knowledge-based critical journalism in the US. See to it that this is corrected immediately and with an apology, @pfrazee.com!
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November 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Dude has his own personal fucken Romper Room.
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
My wife, to me at approximately 8:25am this morning:
Are you aware that it is only 8:25am and you have said "pound cake" under your breath at least six times?

Me, in direct reply:
Ahhh, I have a song I want you to hear...
November 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM
That's actually the main thing it does...

Time travel is, in fact, super easy and happens all on its own without you doing anything (in the standard direction we're all familiar with). It's not even that difficult to calculate where things were or will be.

The tricky part is the teleportation.
November 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
People are not joking about the music in Dispatch.

I love the hacking, characters (both acting and writing), but I didn't expect to have to get up out of my chair and bounce around during the credits!

music.youtube.com/watch?v=JWVi...
POUND CAKE
YouTube video by THOT SQUAD - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 8, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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Happy to announce that my debut novel, The Halter, is now available for preorder.

You’ll find it at all major online outlets, but if you can pre-order it from an indie shop near you, please support your local folks instead.

www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Ha...
The Halter
Combining the inventive worldbuilding of Philip K. Dick and the elegiac longing of Raymond Chandler and for fans of Ready Player One and Rabbits, T...
www.simonandschuster.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM