Scott Bromley
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“My wife and her all-girl punk band are on tour in Japan while I’m stuck home with the two toddler boys” is the weirdest flex/most horrifyingly true statement in my life right now.
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
“My wife and her all-girl punk band are on tour in Japan while I’m stuck home with the two toddler boys” is the weirdest flex/most horrifyingly true statement in my life right now.
The show changed my perception of what comedy could be for the better. Had a profound impact on me and my career.
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The show changed my perception of what comedy could be for the better. Had a profound impact on me and my career.
The economy is totally sustainable. Just look at how cheap this half dead 6-7 foot tree is at the grocery store!
November 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The economy is totally sustainable. Just look at how cheap this half dead 6-7 foot tree is at the grocery store!
The first takes place in the town next to my hometown. The second was actually shot in my hometown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The first takes place in the town next to my hometown. The second was actually shot in my hometown.
I prefer to stop being polite and start getting real.
Duffy: "Trump talks about the golden age of transportation. But the golden age in transportation truly begins with you ... People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly ... so we want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season: Help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I prefer to stop being polite and start getting real.
As I was saying last week. Her retiring means one of two things. The ship
Is sinking or she’s gonna rehab her image by not having her name tied to anything in the years leading up to a 2028 bid. An evil and calculated Bleach Blonde Butch Mamdani. Don’t take the bait.
Is sinking or she’s gonna rehab her image by not having her name tied to anything in the years leading up to a 2028 bid. An evil and calculated Bleach Blonde Butch Mamdani. Don’t take the bait.
A friend of mine was a producer on an inside baseball political docuseries and I’ll never forget her telling me MTG was the scariest politician she met. Super cold and calculating beyond the wacky antics. If she was unafraid to jump ship the boat might really be sinking.
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
As I was saying last week. Her retiring means one of two things. The ship
Is sinking or she’s gonna rehab her image by not having her name tied to anything in the years leading up to a 2028 bid. An evil and calculated Bleach Blonde Butch Mamdani. Don’t take the bait.
Is sinking or she’s gonna rehab her image by not having her name tied to anything in the years leading up to a 2028 bid. An evil and calculated Bleach Blonde Butch Mamdani. Don’t take the bait.
Did Mamdani even say thank you after that sloppy toothless knob job?
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Did Mamdani even say thank you after that sloppy toothless knob job?
I remember hearing a story from someone that worked with him that the only reason Michael Bay made so many Transformers movies is because he was trying to catch up and beat Cameron’s overall BO total.
This feels deranged a dystopian in a very capitalist hellscape way. Caring THIS MUCH about box office is weird.
November 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I remember hearing a story from someone that worked with him that the only reason Michael Bay made so many Transformers movies is because he was trying to catch up and beat Cameron’s overall BO total.
My phone reminded me that 6 years ago I took the first photo of Kelleran Beq in costume. (This was a day before we shot anything and Ahmed decided to go clean shaven for the role.)
November 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
My phone reminded me that 6 years ago I took the first photo of Kelleran Beq in costume. (This was a day before we shot anything and Ahmed decided to go clean shaven for the role.)
Centrist Dems in 2028 courting the MTG voter like she’s the new Liz Cheney.
a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it
ALT: a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it
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November 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Centrist Dems in 2028 courting the MTG voter like she’s the new Liz Cheney.
Eisenhower in hell sipping tea with a pinkie up enjoying all this messy drama.
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Eisenhower in hell sipping tea with a pinkie up enjoying all this messy drama.
A friend of mine was a producer on an inside baseball political docuseries and I’ll never forget her telling me MTG was the scariest politician she met. Super cold and calculating beyond the wacky antics. If she was unafraid to jump ship the boat might really be sinking.
November 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
A friend of mine was a producer on an inside baseball political docuseries and I’ll never forget her telling me MTG was the scariest politician she met. Super cold and calculating beyond the wacky antics. If she was unafraid to jump ship the boat might really be sinking.
“Your honor, if there’s grass on the field, play ball, amirite?”
Dershowitz: The predecessor on your show described Epstein as a convicted pedophile. He pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. That’s not a pedophile.
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
“Your honor, if there’s grass on the field, play ball, amirite?”
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@ us next time, Disney
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
@ us next time, Disney
The two songs Charli XCX released from the Wuthering Heights soundtrack are better than anything off of the new TS record.
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The two songs Charli XCX released from the Wuthering Heights soundtrack are better than anything off of the new TS record.
Oh no! Not Bill Clinton, and a bunch of billionaires! That’s beyond the pale, sir. I’m begging you with tears in my eyes, sir.
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Oh no! Not Bill Clinton, and a bunch of billionaires! That’s beyond the pale, sir. I’m begging you with tears in my eyes, sir.
If you listened to the latest surprise episode of The Comedy Button…somehow the rats have returned. Now they’re eating ice baths.
a man says " somehow palpatine returned " in front of a crowd
ALT: a man says " somehow palpatine returned " in front of a crowd
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November 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
If you listened to the latest surprise episode of The Comedy Button…somehow the rats have returned. Now they’re eating ice baths.
We’re like 20 minutes of rambling away from getting “And why not have a white history month, right?”
Trump: "I was recently at an event and I saw that France was celebrating Victory Day, but we didn't. And I saw France was celebrating another Victory Day for World War 2. And other countries were celebrating. They were all celebrating. We're the one that won the wars."
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
We’re like 20 minutes of rambling away from getting “And why not have a white history month, right?”
The Bailey’s have a flight coming up and have been looking forward to it for a long time. He can’t let them down.
Schumer: "However this vote turns out, this fight will and must continue. Democrats must fight."
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The Bailey’s have a flight coming up and have been looking forward to it for a long time. He can’t let them down.
I saw this movie a couple years ago. Now they rebooted it and changed the name of the main character.
Duffy: "Can I make one other point about POTUS before we're out of time? I have never seen someone work so hard. All day long he's moving, he's meeting, he's thinking. Dinners he's usually meeting with people. And then at night he's still on the phone calling people! He doesn't stop. He's a machine"
November 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I saw this movie a couple years ago. Now they rebooted it and changed the name of the main character.
Also starring Gertrude Safeway.
November 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Also starring Gertrude Safeway.
Millennials and Gen Z in New York tonight gonna party like our old asses did on 2008 when Obama won. Enjoy it. Elections can be fun and hopeful events.
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Millennials and Gen Z in New York tonight gonna party like our old asses did on 2008 when Obama won. Enjoy it. Elections can be fun and hopeful events.