Scott Bromley
@scottbromley.bsky.social
The economy is totally sustainable. Just look at how cheap this half dead 6-7 foot tree is at the grocery store!
November 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The economy is totally sustainable. Just look at how cheap this half dead 6-7 foot tree is at the grocery store!
The first takes place in the town next to my hometown. The second was actually shot in my hometown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The first takes place in the town next to my hometown. The second was actually shot in my hometown.
Did Mamdani even say thank you after that sloppy toothless knob job?
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Did Mamdani even say thank you after that sloppy toothless knob job?
My phone reminded me that 6 years ago I took the first photo of Kelleran Beq in costume. (This was a day before we shot anything and Ahmed decided to go clean shaven for the role.)
November 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
My phone reminded me that 6 years ago I took the first photo of Kelleran Beq in costume. (This was a day before we shot anything and Ahmed decided to go clean shaven for the role.)
Eisenhower in hell sipping tea with a pinkie up enjoying all this messy drama.
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Eisenhower in hell sipping tea with a pinkie up enjoying all this messy drama.
The two songs Charli XCX released from the Wuthering Heights soundtrack are better than anything off of the new TS record.
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The two songs Charli XCX released from the Wuthering Heights soundtrack are better than anything off of the new TS record.
I live across the street and you get all the same benefits as living on the waters edge. (Also I live in a literal national park so….🤷♂️)
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I live across the street and you get all the same benefits as living on the waters edge. (Also I live in a literal national park so….🤷♂️)
We used to be a society on Halloween. We used to have a country.
November 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
We used to be a society on Halloween. We used to have a country.
We used to be a society where you could beat your wife weekly.
October 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
We used to be a society where you could beat your wife weekly.
Any guesses?!?!
October 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Any guesses?!?!
Wait, you’re telling me the guy that turned his tower into the Eye of Sauron isn’t that great of a person?
October 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Wait, you’re telling me the guy that turned his tower into the Eye of Sauron isn’t that great of a person?
I want to A) meet the person with the balls to sell half eaten cereal on Facebook marketplace for $8 and B) the person that buys it.
October 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I want to A) meet the person with the balls to sell half eaten cereal on Facebook marketplace for $8 and B) the person that buys it.
Star Wars fans to Swifties this weekend.
October 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Star Wars fans to Swifties this weekend.
Everybody knows Tannis Root is what healthy babies need, not Tylenol.
September 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Everybody knows Tannis Root is what healthy babies need, not Tylenol.
Mister Police I gave you all the clues.
September 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Mister Police I gave you all the clues.
For years every time I would hear the name “Randy Pitchford” my head would fill in the next 4 words as “a very important person”
September 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
For years every time I would hear the name “Randy Pitchford” my head would fill in the next 4 words as “a very important person”
What did you want? PEGGLE?!
September 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
What did you want? PEGGLE?!
I thought he looked great. So healthy he grew a goatee over the weekend.
September 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I thought he looked great. So healthy he grew a goatee over the weekend.
Last week I asked AI to make a phrase fit on four lines. It failed 16 times and lied about counting to 7. This is gonna go great.
August 26, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Last week I asked AI to make a phrase fit on four lines. It failed 16 times and lied about counting to 7. This is gonna go great.
As I was saying…unstaged scene from a used toy store in the book section.
August 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
As I was saying…unstaged scene from a used toy store in the book section.