Gabbi Bolt
@gabbibolt.bsky.social
Musical comedian, writer, performer. Living & working on unceded Gadigal land.
Piecing together some stuff for my next show and found a newspaper article from when I was 16 showing that my only aspiration in life was to be insufferable.
July 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Piecing together some stuff for my next show and found a newspaper article from when I was 16 showing that my only aspiration in life was to be insufferable.
I understand sport now.
May 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I understand sport now.
Apple Cider Vinegar is actually just a front for reuniting seemingly the entire cast of Dance Academy
February 8, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Apple Cider Vinegar is actually just a front for reuniting seemingly the entire cast of Dance Academy
Sometimes I forget that on a random Thursday Arts Centre Melbourne just let me do this
January 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Sometimes I forget that on a random Thursday Arts Centre Melbourne just let me do this
Can’t ethically post faces of people I don’t know but I need you to realise the DIVAS I’m witnessing in front of the Putricia livestream
January 23, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Can’t ethically post faces of people I don’t know but I need you to realise the DIVAS I’m witnessing in front of the Putricia livestream
I know I need to create more than I consume but do you understand what I CREATE when I CONSUME 7 glasses of wine?
December 29, 2024 at 1:03 PM
I know I need to create more than I consume but do you understand what I CREATE when I CONSUME 7 glasses of wine?
“You’ve gotta make mistakes so you can learn and grow” cool when is the learn and grow bit? I just feel like from 1996 to now my life has been: “okay oop don’t do that again”
December 29, 2024 at 12:37 PM
“You’ve gotta make mistakes so you can learn and grow” cool when is the learn and grow bit? I just feel like from 1996 to now my life has been: “okay oop don’t do that again”
Nothing makes me feel more in control than mowing the lawn UGH maybe I’ll do some WEEDING
December 15, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Nothing makes me feel more in control than mowing the lawn UGH maybe I’ll do some WEEDING
“Gabbi write a Christmas song Gabbi write a Christmas song” like 6 years ago I did and every year I whip it out like I’m being forced to entertain the family by my grandmother
December 11, 2024 at 11:48 AM
“Gabbi write a Christmas song Gabbi write a Christmas song” like 6 years ago I did and every year I whip it out like I’m being forced to entertain the family by my grandmother
Reposted by Gabbi Bolt
We were inspired and held our own pie fuelled reading of Julius Caesar. Definitely recommend!!
December 7, 2024 at 11:22 AM
We were inspired and held our own pie fuelled reading of Julius Caesar. Definitely recommend!!
Coup is such a cunty word for what it is
December 4, 2024 at 7:57 AM
Coup is such a cunty word for what it is
A year or so ago I did a talk at a public high school in my hometown where one half of the gymnasium was just full of individual desks (like 50 or so) and I said "oh exams?" and they said "no this is just where kids come when their class doesn't have a teacher" so adding this to that is coolcoolcool
Twenty private schools with wealthiest parents received $130m total in Australian public funds in 2023
Twenty private schools with wealthiest parents received $130m total in Australian public funds in 2023
Data comes as education minister remains stalled in negotiations with states and territories over contributions to Schooling Resource Standard
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The 20 private schools with the wealthiest parent cohorts in the country received a combined total of $130m in government funding last year, new data reveals.
On Wednesday the Australian Curriculum, Assessment and Reporting Authority (Acara) will release a swathe of new data on the My School website about Australian schools, including annual funding, attendance and Naplan results.
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December 4, 2024 at 12:09 AM
A year or so ago I did a talk at a public high school in my hometown where one half of the gymnasium was just full of individual desks (like 50 or so) and I said "oh exams?" and they said "no this is just where kids come when their class doesn't have a teacher" so adding this to that is coolcoolcool
Reposted by Gabbi Bolt
Finding out that Australia is one of the only countries that publicly funds private schools at this level is one of those “Oh this country really is nothing like the myths it tells itself” moments.
This is INSANE. Somehow we have decided as a nation that it's fine to give taxpayer funds to the very richest schools while sabotaging public education. How is this okay? How is this sustainable in any way? www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Twenty private schools with wealthiest parents received $130m total in Australian public funds in 2023
Data comes as education minister remains stalled in negotiations with states and territories over contributions to Schooling Resource Standard
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Finding out that Australia is one of the only countries that publicly funds private schools at this level is one of those “Oh this country really is nothing like the myths it tells itself” moments.
Bluesky if you don’t want me to discard my drafts I beg of you to let me save them. Thank u for thinking I’m funny tho
December 3, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Bluesky if you don’t want me to discard my drafts I beg of you to let me save them. Thank u for thinking I’m funny tho
Like quite genuinely, whole show of this, is it too grim? Hahahhaha
November 30, 2024 at 9:38 AM
Like quite genuinely, whole show of this, is it too grim? Hahahhaha
In my hands, I have five already-sent invoices.
Only one will pay me before Christmas.
Only one will pay me before Christmas.
November 30, 2024 at 1:17 AM
In my hands, I have five already-sent invoices.
Only one will pay me before Christmas.
Only one will pay me before Christmas.
If I did a show of serious songs and not comedy songs would you still like me? My entire self worth has been based on Hee Hee Ha Ha currency for the last 3 years so thinking about turning away from it scares me lmaooo
November 29, 2024 at 12:05 PM
If I did a show of serious songs and not comedy songs would you still like me? My entire self worth has been based on Hee Hee Ha Ha currency for the last 3 years so thinking about turning away from it scares me lmaooo
Also it does make me laugh that I get to host a night about filmmaking, and yet can so confidently make this kind of mistake during the afterparty.
November 22, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Also it does make me laugh that I get to host a night about filmmaking, and yet can so confidently make this kind of mistake during the afterparty.
Honored to have hosted the Australian Directors Guild Awards tonight, I am in a room full of professional famous industry film directors, meanwhile I did my make up and a baby-wipe pits n bits bath in the 12 minute Uber over here. Love a bit of High Brow Low Brow xoxoxo
November 22, 2024 at 10:46 AM
Honored to have hosted the Australian Directors Guild Awards tonight, I am in a room full of professional famous industry film directors, meanwhile I did my make up and a baby-wipe pits n bits bath in the 12 minute Uber over here. Love a bit of High Brow Low Brow xoxoxo
The difference between rotting and relaxing is lighting a scented candle
November 21, 2024 at 3:04 AM
The difference between rotting and relaxing is lighting a scented candle
Hey I would love to know, so I’m 28, is it normal to have no passion or aspiration left in me anymore? Also how to effectively clean specifically this side of the cheese grater k thanks
November 20, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Hey I would love to know, so I’m 28, is it normal to have no passion or aspiration left in me anymore? Also how to effectively clean specifically this side of the cheese grater k thanks
This is niche but why have we as a society not increased bobbin capacity in the last 50 years? I can get a spool of thread the size of my thigh but I still have to wind like 17 bobbins if I wanna sew something. Just give me a big booty machine that can fit a CD sized bobbin.
November 20, 2024 at 3:38 AM
This is niche but why have we as a society not increased bobbin capacity in the last 50 years? I can get a spool of thread the size of my thigh but I still have to wind like 17 bobbins if I wanna sew something. Just give me a big booty machine that can fit a CD sized bobbin.
Reposted by Gabbi Bolt
people are always saying that they’re scared of “dying alone” I am not scared of dying alone I am scared of dying in a sharehouse
November 19, 2024 at 1:50 AM
people are always saying that they’re scared of “dying alone” I am not scared of dying alone I am scared of dying in a sharehouse
how it feels to me when you guys say skeet on here
November 19, 2024 at 11:54 AM
how it feels to me when you guys say skeet on here