Gabbi Bolt
@gabbibolt.bsky.social
Musical comedian, writer, performer. Living & working on unceded Gadigal land.
Piecing together some stuff for my next show and found a newspaper article from when I was 16 showing that my only aspiration in life was to be insufferable.
July 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Piecing together some stuff for my next show and found a newspaper article from when I was 16 showing that my only aspiration in life was to be insufferable.
I understand sport now.
May 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I understand sport now.
Sometimes I forget that on a random Thursday Arts Centre Melbourne just let me do this
January 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Sometimes I forget that on a random Thursday Arts Centre Melbourne just let me do this
Can’t ethically post faces of people I don’t know but I need you to realise the DIVAS I’m witnessing in front of the Putricia livestream
January 23, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Can’t ethically post faces of people I don’t know but I need you to realise the DIVAS I’m witnessing in front of the Putricia livestream
“Gabbi write a Christmas song Gabbi write a Christmas song” like 6 years ago I did and every year I whip it out like I’m being forced to entertain the family by my grandmother
December 11, 2024 at 11:48 AM
“Gabbi write a Christmas song Gabbi write a Christmas song” like 6 years ago I did and every year I whip it out like I’m being forced to entertain the family by my grandmother
Like quite genuinely, whole show of this, is it too grim? Hahahhaha
November 30, 2024 at 9:38 AM
Like quite genuinely, whole show of this, is it too grim? Hahahhaha
In my hands, I have five already-sent invoices.
Only one will pay me before Christmas.
Only one will pay me before Christmas.
November 30, 2024 at 1:17 AM
In my hands, I have five already-sent invoices.
Only one will pay me before Christmas.
Only one will pay me before Christmas.
Also it does make me laugh that I get to host a night about filmmaking, and yet can so confidently make this kind of mistake during the afterparty.
November 22, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Also it does make me laugh that I get to host a night about filmmaking, and yet can so confidently make this kind of mistake during the afterparty.
Honored to have hosted the Australian Directors Guild Awards tonight, I am in a room full of professional famous industry film directors, meanwhile I did my make up and a baby-wipe pits n bits bath in the 12 minute Uber over here. Love a bit of High Brow Low Brow xoxoxo
November 22, 2024 at 10:46 AM
Honored to have hosted the Australian Directors Guild Awards tonight, I am in a room full of professional famous industry film directors, meanwhile I did my make up and a baby-wipe pits n bits bath in the 12 minute Uber over here. Love a bit of High Brow Low Brow xoxoxo
Hey I would love to know, so I’m 28, is it normal to have no passion or aspiration left in me anymore? Also how to effectively clean specifically this side of the cheese grater k thanks
November 20, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Hey I would love to know, so I’m 28, is it normal to have no passion or aspiration left in me anymore? Also how to effectively clean specifically this side of the cheese grater k thanks
how it feels to me when you guys say skeet on here
November 19, 2024 at 11:54 AM
how it feels to me when you guys say skeet on here
I don’t need a tearstick I just whip out this bad boy
November 17, 2024 at 11:28 AM
I don’t need a tearstick I just whip out this bad boy
Then I did some research and came across this clip, and while Patrick gets a 10/10 for passion here, the way he’s just like squishing his face on hers gives me the ick I’m sorry
November 15, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Then I did some research and came across this clip, and while Patrick gets a 10/10 for passion here, the way he’s just like squishing his face on hers gives me the ick I’m sorry
Like was there like a kissing rule in 80’s and 90’s filmmaking prohibiting you from putting any effort in or something
November 15, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Like was there like a kissing rule in 80’s and 90’s filmmaking prohibiting you from putting any effort in or something
I’m sorry but this looks like it feels awful where’s the ENERGY PATRICK like kissing a fruit back in school
November 15, 2024 at 8:38 PM
I’m sorry but this looks like it feels awful where’s the ENERGY PATRICK like kissing a fruit back in school
Hit my For paying
Medicare so much money
Safety net! in therapy
Medicare so much money
Safety net! in therapy
November 14, 2024 at 7:23 AM
Hit my For paying
Medicare so much money
Safety net! in therapy
Medicare so much money
Safety net! in therapy
omg I hope he turns up
November 14, 2024 at 5:46 AM
omg I hope he turns up
illuminati confirmed
November 14, 2024 at 5:23 AM
illuminati confirmed
This week a hot young bombshell enters the villa! (My childhood eczema came back)
November 13, 2024 at 11:06 PM
This week a hot young bombshell enters the villa! (My childhood eczema came back)
How your email finds me
November 12, 2024 at 12:53 PM
How your email finds me
“Are you wearing the-“
“The rental increase costume? Yeah. I am”
“The rental increase costume? Yeah. I am”
November 12, 2024 at 12:20 PM
“Are you wearing the-“
“The rental increase costume? Yeah. I am”
“The rental increase costume? Yeah. I am”
I kinda love pommel horse as an olympic sport cause it just feels like the slightly elevated version of when you saw one of these as a kid and thought "yeah I can jump that"
November 12, 2024 at 1:03 AM
I kinda love pommel horse as an olympic sport cause it just feels like the slightly elevated version of when you saw one of these as a kid and thought "yeah I can jump that"