ELLEN THE GENEROUS
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poet, game dev, retired movie extra, fundamentally good person
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discover what grandma is hiding in the gazebo...
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
discover what grandma is hiding in the gazebo...
yeah i got my metaphors mixed on this
November 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
yeah i got my metaphors mixed on this
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I triggered a mudslide which buried a town with one hundred residents. Naturally, my family constantly reminds me that my older brother killed a hundred and ten people with his mudslide.
November 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I triggered a mudslide which buried a town with one hundred residents. Naturally, my family constantly reminds me that my older brother killed a hundred and ten people with his mudslide.
my favourite classic one is this. when you can't decide what side of the political spectrum you're mad at
November 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
my favourite classic one is this. when you can't decide what side of the political spectrum you're mad at
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