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therapy gecko getting a friendly half-noogie from a juggalo. if you look at the gecko's pelvis you see the imprint of what seems to be a very large penis imprint in hs green sweatpants. maybe 8-10 inches
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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karaoke night
a selfie of me (white) (amab) but i have very cute winged eyeliner and pouty feminine lips and a lacy top
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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be nice
post this on your profile and let your followers associate you with a fictional character that you remind them of
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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fascinating new lists ive been put on
two bluesky lists that i've been placed on. One called "Garbage" for "users banned from the feeds for whatever reason", and one is called "Carbrain" for "one more lane--also includes any-cyclist folks". both are created by something called "Urbanism + Labeler"
November 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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me talking myself up to go to bear night
"What if I fail?" Oh, but my darling, What if you fly?
November 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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guys there was more to tha screenshot 😳
A fat alien guy with cthulhu tentacle mouth and horizontal stripes for nipples and then there's a choice to either "top him" or "let him top". he's sweating and blushing because contextually in the game you've been suck his cock
November 7, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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backshots here
a picture of The Backrooms
November 2, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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Happy Halloween
a speech bubble from a comic. the speech bubble says: "Boy, I sure hope I don't lose my anal virginity tonight"
October 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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no! hoooo... oooh boy... you take that back. ooouuuggh.... you're gonna regret this cranny boy!!
a rage face of a guy who's angry and pursing his lips in an O shape
October 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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every day feels like this perry bible fellowship comic
a comic drawn in a sketchy black and white style.l A student approaches their teacher, holds up a crayon, and asks "Mr. Morris? What color is this?" A close-up of the crayon reads "the color of her hair". In the last panel, the teacher falls to the floor in agony in front of his confused and scared students.
October 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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i don't think we punish small business owners enough
A menu listing for 3 Pogos (grocery store frozen corn dogs) being sold at a restaurant for $13.99
October 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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i have nothing but hatred in my heart
a selfie of me (white) at an unflattering angle and i look a little miserable
October 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Scooby doo against a night sky, eyes closed, smiling, saying "It's time to say goodbye!“ Scooby doo again. His skin has turned red and he is passionately yelling "BYE"
October 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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thhis is my mom
An ornate gold vase covered in colourful flowers and swirls
October 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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just got a raise
stick figure eating cereal says "they will never be chopped and unc" and then he sees my display picture and he spits out his cereal in shock
October 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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i'd honestly rather kill myself
a mobile ad for temu. whire background with orange puzzle pieces that have the temu logo on them. it saya "Drag pieces to complete the puzzle"
October 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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haha i actually bought this a while back! not hung up yet but it's on my shelf with some other prints i havent hung yet 😅
a framed print of the wet warrior drawing
October 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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finally watched cure (1997)
dennis from always sunny looking deranged and holding a fireplace poker as he screams "NEWSFLASH ASSHOLE! I'VE BEEN HEARING IT THE ENTIRE GODDAMN TIME!"
October 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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young me would have charged so much of this shit to my parent's phone bill
A post from Habbo that says "It's offical: we're collaborating with the ICONIC Neopets" and theres a picture that says "neopets x HABBO" and a bunch of neopets and people drawn in the habbo pixel art style
October 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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THE AWARD-WINNING GAME TOO HOT FOR ITCH... NOW AVAILABLE ON ITCH!!!

Forest Memories 2 is every credit card company's worst nightmare. Incest, furry, noncon... Only the Bravest Gamers can withstand Its Raw Power. PLAY SECRETLY IN UR BROWSER & TRY NOT TO CUM !!

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An in-editor picture of an RPG Maker MV game, showing a bunch of trees and nothing else. THE SLAVOJ ZIZEK AWARD for the farcical contradictions and contrivances used to propitate and mediate within the norms of sexual conduct - Forest Memories 2
October 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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i could fix him
A chubby bearish guy wearing a TEMU shirt and hat looking skeptically at a game controller
October 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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i'm a ghostwriter, i just haven't worked out what artist i'm supposed to be ghostwriting for
creepin on your man cause he thickset wanna getta taste of my dick sweat
October 16, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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a sloppily-edited meme that says "Before 2020 ends, anybody want to admit they got a crush on me 🙈😩"
October 13, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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A Venn diagram. One circle says "In group", one circle says "Out group", and the area where the circles overlap says "Me".
October 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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guys sorry but
a selfie of me (fat, white, masculine)
September 21, 2025 at 6:42 AM