ELLEN THE GENEROUS
@funnyposts.online
poet, game dev, retired movie extra, fundamentally good person
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ELLEN THE GENEROUS
@funnyposts.online
· Apr 26
"Taxi Quest 67" is a game about a road trip for #RoadTripJam2025.
It's a fourthquel to our Taxi Quest trilogy, and you can play it right now in your browser on itch!
sweetheartsquad.itch.io/taxi-quest-67
It's a fourthquel to our Taxi Quest trilogy, and you can play it right now in your browser on itch!
sweetheartsquad.itch.io/taxi-quest-67
heyo check out the new SHS game, i drew and wrote stuff!
you'd think after all these years the allostatic load would have gone cold
November 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
you'd think after all these years the allostatic load would have gone cold
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you could tell me anything was from seinfeld and id believe you. you could say jerry invented every slur and id be like yeah. probably
November 13, 2025 at 8:26 AM
you could tell me anything was from seinfeld and id believe you. you could say jerry invented every slur and id be like yeah. probably
i think im likeable as whatever
November 13, 2025 at 8:04 AM
i think im likeable as whatever
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*TheInarticulatePedophile has joined the chat*
NewYorkStateOfTIMES: o damm whats up donny
TheInarticulatePedophile: i t jeffey
NewYorkStateOfTIMES: o my b. what is up 2 youu as well
NewYorkStateOfTIMES: o damm whats up donny
TheInarticulatePedophile: i t jeffey
NewYorkStateOfTIMES: o my b. what is up 2 youu as well
November 13, 2025 at 7:50 AM
*TheInarticulatePedophile has joined the chat*
NewYorkStateOfTIMES: o damm whats up donny
TheInarticulatePedophile: i t jeffey
NewYorkStateOfTIMES: o my b. what is up 2 youu as well
NewYorkStateOfTIMES: o damm whats up donny
TheInarticulatePedophile: i t jeffey
NewYorkStateOfTIMES: o my b. what is up 2 youu as well
im so sexy.....any nonbinary bear trade wanna hmu or nah
November 13, 2025 at 7:46 AM
im so sexy.....any nonbinary bear trade wanna hmu or nah
it serves me well to be just shy of annoying enough to get blocked
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 AM
it serves me well to be just shy of annoying enough to get blocked
friendly reminder that the therapy gecko hangs dong
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
friendly reminder that the therapy gecko hangs dong
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I’ll have three of your kindest desserts, prepared with extra beautiful 😊😊
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I’ll have three of your kindest desserts, prepared with extra beautiful 😊😊
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yikes. lotta toxicity in the paedophilia fandom lately :/
November 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
yikes. lotta toxicity in the paedophilia fandom lately :/
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we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"
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memento is a heartbreaking movie about a man who will never be buried in a jewish cemetery
November 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
memento is a heartbreaking movie about a man who will never be buried in a jewish cemetery
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Just for laughs...
November 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Just for laughs...
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
big fan of weighing my options
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
big fan of weighing my options
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just discovered that some people add sugar to egg salad. why
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
just discovered that some people add sugar to egg salad. why
i am God's bravest soldier and she needs to keep me single so i can play lumines arise until i barf
November 12, 2025 at 10:01 AM
i am God's bravest soldier and she needs to keep me single so i can play lumines arise until i barf
almost spoke with uncharacteristic clarity and honesty 🙄
November 12, 2025 at 9:59 AM
almost spoke with uncharacteristic clarity and honesty 🙄
Everybody you would want to date is in a relationship because you don't deserve love, and you should give up and stop embarassing yourself, suggests a recent study
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Everybody you would want to date is in a relationship because you don't deserve love, and you should give up and stop embarassing yourself, suggests a recent study
sorry but it is soy and redditor to be afraid of spiders
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
sorry but it is soy and redditor to be afraid of spiders
RENE DESCARTES: im
November 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
RENE DESCARTES: im
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good morning substance abusers
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
good morning substance abusers