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Turkeys are the worst birds.
Twitch: thefumblebee
I don’t do it for the follows or likes but the company is cool
Twitch: thefumblebee
I don’t do it for the follows or likes but the company is cool
Lmaoooo the Cuellar thing actually answered a question I had.
I was talking to my brother earlier (who I love dearly and gave me an amazing birthday weekend) and we talked and he’s like “yeah uses the pardons as leverage” and I responded “but… if he wanted leverage he’d still be holding the pardon”
I was talking to my brother earlier (who I love dearly and gave me an amazing birthday weekend) and we talked and he’s like “yeah uses the pardons as leverage” and I responded “but… if he wanted leverage he’d still be holding the pardon”
December 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Lmaoooo the Cuellar thing actually answered a question I had.
I was talking to my brother earlier (who I love dearly and gave me an amazing birthday weekend) and we talked and he’s like “yeah uses the pardons as leverage” and I responded “but… if he wanted leverage he’d still be holding the pardon”
I was talking to my brother earlier (who I love dearly and gave me an amazing birthday weekend) and we talked and he’s like “yeah uses the pardons as leverage” and I responded “but… if he wanted leverage he’d still be holding the pardon”
My brother who already won the birthday gift-giving game, sealed his dominance and flourished with an Obi Wan “don’t try it”
December 7, 2025 at 5:19 AM
My brother who already won the birthday gift-giving game, sealed his dominance and flourished with an Obi Wan “don’t try it”
The US is pretty seriously signaling that in any French Revolution analog, it sides with the Kaisers, Czars, and Archdukes.
December 7, 2025 at 5:15 AM
The US is pretty seriously signaling that in any French Revolution analog, it sides with the Kaisers, Czars, and Archdukes.
I just saw first hand that the social anxiety that leads me to refuse to share my location with anyone on Find My is entirely valid.
December 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I just saw first hand that the social anxiety that leads me to refuse to share my location with anyone on Find My is entirely valid.
One of my main problems is I talk more than I need to and say something I didn’t need to that I realize can be read in a way I didn’t mean.
And then I talk more trying to make it better, when the talking was the problem.
And then I talk more trying to make it better, when the talking was the problem.
December 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
One of my main problems is I talk more than I need to and say something I didn’t need to that I realize can be read in a way I didn’t mean.
And then I talk more trying to make it better, when the talking was the problem.
And then I talk more trying to make it better, when the talking was the problem.
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This should not be a thing.
Netflix has acquired Warner Bros.
On one hand, to me, this signals Netflix’s entry into the theatrical space (I genuinely feel they took that “movies shouldn’t get Oscar’s if they aren’t in theaters” comment personal).
On the other, Netflix will inherit/absorb WB’s properties, like DC & HBOMax
On one hand, to me, this signals Netflix’s entry into the theatrical space (I genuinely feel they took that “movies shouldn’t get Oscar’s if they aren’t in theaters” comment personal).
On the other, Netflix will inherit/absorb WB’s properties, like DC & HBOMax
December 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
This should not be a thing.
Dear NYT,
No.
Hope this helps
No.
Hope this helps
December 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Dear NYT,
No.
Hope this helps
No.
Hope this helps
You’ve just died
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you
About to check, there’s a 40% chance it’s a kitten and a 40% chance it’s covered by my NDA. The overlap is surprising aaaaand drumroll
1-5 were subway signs. 7-9 were a hawk I saw today. 6 is fucking redacted.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you
About to check, there’s a 40% chance it’s a kitten and a 40% chance it’s covered by my NDA. The overlap is surprising aaaaand drumroll
1-5 were subway signs. 7-9 were a hawk I saw today. 6 is fucking redacted.
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Death by Piplup yesssssss
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Death by Piplup yesssssss
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 AM
You’ve just died
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you
About to check, there’s a 40% chance it’s a kitten and a 40% chance it’s covered by my NDA. The overlap is surprising aaaaand drumroll
1-5 were subway signs. 7-9 were a hawk I saw today. 6 is fucking redacted.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you
About to check, there’s a 40% chance it’s a kitten and a 40% chance it’s covered by my NDA. The overlap is surprising aaaaand drumroll
1-5 were subway signs. 7-9 were a hawk I saw today. 6 is fucking redacted.
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I regret nothing...wait everything.
December 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I regret nothing...wait everything.
“You can’t speed up this train”
Bet.
“But you can speed up compliance”
If you want to make me comply, you have to catch the train first.
Bet.
“But you can speed up compliance”
If you want to make me comply, you have to catch the train first.
You can’t just put this here an engineer might see it
December 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
“You can’t speed up this train”
Bet.
“But you can speed up compliance”
If you want to make me comply, you have to catch the train first.
Bet.
“But you can speed up compliance”
If you want to make me comply, you have to catch the train first.
You can’t just put this here an engineer might see it
December 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
You can’t just put this here an engineer might see it
🎶 don’t it always seem to go
That you don’t know what you got, ‘til it’s gone 🎶
That you don’t know what you got, ‘til it’s gone 🎶
On my drive to work there’s a mountain of crushed oyster shells.
It was gone this morning leaving pink gravelly parking lot in its absence.
It was gone this morning leaving pink gravelly parking lot in its absence.
December 4, 2025 at 12:48 PM
🎶 don’t it always seem to go
That you don’t know what you got, ‘til it’s gone 🎶
That you don’t know what you got, ‘til it’s gone 🎶
On my drive to work there’s a mountain of crushed oyster shells.
It was gone this morning leaving pink gravelly parking lot in its absence.
It was gone this morning leaving pink gravelly parking lot in its absence.
December 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
On my drive to work there’s a mountain of crushed oyster shells.
It was gone this morning leaving pink gravelly parking lot in its absence.
It was gone this morning leaving pink gravelly parking lot in its absence.
I started calling the little beast The Muppet. She was walking around awkwardly in skin that was too big for her. Like a loose felt skin.
Confirmed she was setting up for another growth spurt. Five months ago they weighed 1 lb in *total*. Now they’re almost cats.
Confirmed she was setting up for another growth spurt. Five months ago they weighed 1 lb in *total*. Now they’re almost cats.
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I started calling the little beast The Muppet. She was walking around awkwardly in skin that was too big for her. Like a loose felt skin.
Confirmed she was setting up for another growth spurt. Five months ago they weighed 1 lb in *total*. Now they’re almost cats.
Confirmed she was setting up for another growth spurt. Five months ago they weighed 1 lb in *total*. Now they’re almost cats.
“What’s vertical integration?”
“Imagine that your favorite corn chip manufacturer also owned the number one diarrhea medication”
“That’d be great because they could put little samples in each bag”
“Keep thinking”
“Imagine that your favorite corn chip manufacturer also owned the number one diarrhea medication”
“That’d be great because they could put little samples in each bag”
“Keep thinking”
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 AM
“What’s vertical integration?”
“Imagine that your favorite corn chip manufacturer also owned the number one diarrhea medication”
“That’d be great because they could put little samples in each bag”
“Keep thinking”
“Imagine that your favorite corn chip manufacturer also owned the number one diarrhea medication”
“That’d be great because they could put little samples in each bag”
“Keep thinking”
Found a new sentence to scare my therapist
the gods still speak to those who listen
out of nowhere i started thinking about grilled cheese
December 4, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Found a new sentence to scare my therapist
Gonna need to get a little red wagon to post on wagon Wednesday.
I will fill it with soil and plant things the kittens like. And I will plant my flag on the summit of the internet.
I will fill it with soil and plant things the kittens like. And I will plant my flag on the summit of the internet.
December 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Gonna need to get a little red wagon to post on wagon Wednesday.
I will fill it with soil and plant things the kittens like. And I will plant my flag on the summit of the internet.
I will fill it with soil and plant things the kittens like. And I will plant my flag on the summit of the internet.
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A third thing happens:
Republican Reps need to score wins outside the umbrella of Trump’s personal whims and agendas, because he just takes those away.
This comes in the form of idk, releasing documents that might put him way too close to pedophilia. Or hunting Hegseth for sport.
Republican Reps need to score wins outside the umbrella of Trump’s personal whims and agendas, because he just takes those away.
This comes in the form of idk, releasing documents that might put him way too close to pedophilia. Or hunting Hegseth for sport.
December 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM
A third thing happens:
Republican Reps need to score wins outside the umbrella of Trump’s personal whims and agendas, because he just takes those away.
This comes in the form of idk, releasing documents that might put him way too close to pedophilia. Or hunting Hegseth for sport.
Republican Reps need to score wins outside the umbrella of Trump’s personal whims and agendas, because he just takes those away.
This comes in the form of idk, releasing documents that might put him way too close to pedophilia. Or hunting Hegseth for sport.
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On its surface it seems like wishful thinking, or at least would a month ago, but I think it’s a real explanation for certain trends.
Congressmen *need* pork more than the Big Bad Wolf.
And they’re not motivated by love for Trump, they’re motivated by self-preservation.
Congressmen *need* pork more than the Big Bad Wolf.
And they’re not motivated by love for Trump, they’re motivated by self-preservation.
December 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
On its surface it seems like wishful thinking, or at least would a month ago, but I think it’s a real explanation for certain trends.
Congressmen *need* pork more than the Big Bad Wolf.
And they’re not motivated by love for Trump, they’re motivated by self-preservation.
Congressmen *need* pork more than the Big Bad Wolf.
And they’re not motivated by love for Trump, they’re motivated by self-preservation.
FUCK I released the magic smoke. Someone help me put it back.
December 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
FUCK I released the magic smoke. Someone help me put it back.
Me realizing I have exactly 1 coworkers number
Not my boss, or another engineer. Just someone I think would make a great engineer
Not my boss, or another engineer. Just someone I think would make a great engineer
December 2, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Me realizing I have exactly 1 coworkers number
Not my boss, or another engineer. Just someone I think would make a great engineer
Not my boss, or another engineer. Just someone I think would make a great engineer
Furthermore it’s time we explore the idea that the Congressional majority morphed.
I think a number of them are considering that maybe they don’t have to live under Trump’s thumb.
And if they’re just poking their heads out from under his hidey-hole, swing the axe
I think a number of them are considering that maybe they don’t have to live under Trump’s thumb.
And if they’re just poking their heads out from under his hidey-hole, swing the axe
Do the vote. Either get Johnson on the record as guarding him or get all the other votes that guard him on the record. The prospect of advantage here may be slim, but what have you got to lose
December 2, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Furthermore it’s time we explore the idea that the Congressional majority morphed.
I think a number of them are considering that maybe they don’t have to live under Trump’s thumb.
And if they’re just poking their heads out from under his hidey-hole, swing the axe
I think a number of them are considering that maybe they don’t have to live under Trump’s thumb.
And if they’re just poking their heads out from under his hidey-hole, swing the axe
I am doing something very mean:
Being the first engineer in the office
Being the first engineer in the office
December 2, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I am doing something very mean:
Being the first engineer in the office
Being the first engineer in the office
Showed Whitney the end of a charger cable.
Whitney swatted at it furiously. Eli ran up excitedly.
Whitney abruptly turned and swatted his face like he was the charger cable
Whitney swatted at it furiously. Eli ran up excitedly.
Whitney abruptly turned and swatted his face like he was the charger cable
December 2, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Showed Whitney the end of a charger cable.
Whitney swatted at it furiously. Eli ran up excitedly.
Whitney abruptly turned and swatted his face like he was the charger cable
Whitney swatted at it furiously. Eli ran up excitedly.
Whitney abruptly turned and swatted his face like he was the charger cable