Clout Computing Services
fumblebee.bsky.social
Clout Computing Services
@fumblebee.bsky.social
Turkeys are the worst birds.

Twitch: thefumblebee
I don’t do it for the follows or likes but the company is cool
Do you see a lot of despair in that face
December 9, 2025 at 6:45 AM
*sees birds in the distance*

“Crabain from Dunland. HIDE”
December 9, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Joey in 2014:
This is clearly a site of religious importance
December 9, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I’m confused are you saying you’re not a crab yet?

Hurry the fuck up we’re waiting for you.
December 9, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I should stop pretending to be other Joeys, someone tried to have me cancelled because they thought I was Joey Salads.
December 9, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Okay look I was in Brooklyn for the weekend and I like street meat we don’t have to make a whole thing of it
December 9, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I just see this
December 9, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Bad news: I do have a soldering workstation
Good news: I don’t have a forge.

Though I’d rather have a forge.
December 9, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Been there, done that. Look, the point where you have to worry is when there’s heat involved
December 9, 2025 at 6:19 AM
We just cats that think
December 9, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I’m so sorry I have to give myself a pass on alt text here
But something happened here that I don’t have the space to read
December 9, 2025 at 6:16 AM
A fun side note: Whitney uses her tail to hug my arm
December 9, 2025 at 6:05 AM
“kill sea lions” is a longstanding Bluesky position.
Just don’t tell them it’s different sea lions
December 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The disco is breaking down? Everyone panic
December 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
What if there were mouths. Right. And then they smashed.
December 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I’ll be fine there aren’t any saws
December 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The world is full of engineers and similar types who only come off strange because we’re nervous the first time
Given a second chance, charmer unlocked
December 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
If it’s uncommon it is also Joeyism.
December 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Moron, once you wished the genie his freedom you don’t have more wishes
December 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
“Is there other dirt? Because if not, he no longer has leverage”

But good to have Trump just blackmailing Congressmen out in the open, even better is that he’s doing so impotently
December 8, 2025 at 1:16 AM
We actually have a direct measure to tell them how far they’ve perverted the legacy of their previous founding fathers
December 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM