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The FumbleZomBee
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Turkeys are the worst birds. Twitch: thefumblebee I don’t do it for the follows or likes but the company is cool
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But at a certain point, I’m just not going to defend the documentation of *another company that I’ve never heard of*. The idea that I can be blamed for the doc of a company in another country that I’ve never worked for is…

Lmao you silly
@sarah.transsexual.gay just kill me now (thanks for offering a hand up, I’m super ready to take it now)
I think he stormed off to file a complaint about me because of conversations like this.
“I dont know, man, I work for you, not them. I’m just telling you what the manual says. It’s not my fault you don’t like it that it *might* be wrong.”
Turns out it doesn’t work that way. But the man basically told me not to turn the thing on, so I didn’t. I was running on the user manual which communicated X in no uncertain terms.
Just sorta journaling for myself here, none of you know where I work.

I told my boss earlier today “the user manual says this. It’s the first thing it says”

“Well why would they do it that way, that would be dumb if they do it that way”

“Idk man. I work here, not there”
This person doesn’t have kittens I’ll tell you what
My dad is a funny dude. (I hope, inherited his sense of humor). I’m fucking not reading the jokes he had AI write
Was about to be more specific but honestly it’s dismally depressing
Even people who aren’t pursuing a romantic connection can get so ensnared by their fascination with it to the extent it can become a problem. Seen it.
Capuchino by Sabrina Carpenter
General Ross card: “if played while opponent controls a Hulk card, destroy all land cards with name ‘Albuquerque’ or ‘New York City’”
I mean Marvel science *is* basically magical but I feel like that’s moving closer to just having artifact card “FGM-148 Javelin”
LOTR at least was thematically consistent. A dude with like 13 PHDs who Jekylled himself is not
I asked ChatGPT how to hasten the end times and it just recommended therapists and asked “wait aren’t you Jewish?”
They’re making me really nervous with talk of a Marvel set. Or did they do that one
Okay I can get behind this one
Zohran Mamdani said “all the world’s a stage and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and entrances and each man, in his time, plays many parts”

ITS ALL AN ACT FOLKS.
Can replace horseradish with garlic or any herb to get the sandwich sauce you want
Plus, while I can’t cook, I can make sauces using mayo. Mayo + olive oil + horseradish = horseradish sauce
My go-to sandwich order is roast beef, provolone, lettuce, tomato, mayo, raw onion, mayo, and spicy brown mustard on a hard roll.
Mayonnaise just absolutely belongs in some things.

I worked deli.

I will accept this fight.