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The FumbleZomBee
@fumblebee.bsky.social
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Turkeys are the worst birds. Twitch: thefumblebee I don’t do it for the follows or likes but the company is cool
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The FumbleZomBee @fumblebee.bsky.social · 6h
But at a certain point, I’m just not going to defend the documentation of *another company that I’ve never heard of*. The idea that I can be blamed for the doc of a company in another country that I’ve never worked for is…

Lmao you silly
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The FumbleZomBee @fumblebee.bsky.social · 6h
@sarah.transsexual.gay just kill me now (thanks for offering a hand up, I’m super ready to take it now)
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The FumbleZomBee @fumblebee.bsky.social · 6h
I think he stormed off to file a complaint about me because of conversations like this.
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The FumbleZomBee @fumblebee.bsky.social · 6h
“I dont know, man, I work for you, not them. I’m just telling you what the manual says. It’s not my fault you don’t like it that it *might* be wrong.”
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The FumbleZomBee @fumblebee.bsky.social · 6h
Turns out it doesn’t work that way. But the man basically told me not to turn the thing on, so I didn’t. I was running on the user manual which communicated X in no uncertain terms.
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The FumbleZomBee @fumblebee.bsky.social · 6h
Just sorta journaling for myself here, none of you know where I work.

I told my boss earlier today “the user manual says this. It’s the first thing it says”

“Well why would they do it that way, that would be dumb if they do it that way”

“Idk man. I work here, not there”
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The FumbleZomBee @fumblebee.bsky.social · 9h
This person doesn’t have kittens I’ll tell you what
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The FumbleZomBee @fumblebee.bsky.social · 9h
My dad is a funny dude. (I hope, inherited his sense of humor). I’m fucking not reading the jokes he had AI write
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The FumbleZomBee @fumblebee.bsky.social · 9h
Was about to be more specific but honestly it’s dismally depressing
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The FumbleZomBee @fumblebee.bsky.social · 9h
Even people who aren’t pursuing a romantic connection can get so ensnared by their fascination with it to the extent it can become a problem. Seen it.
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The FumbleZomBee @fumblebee.bsky.social · 9h
The Marmoset Candidate
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The FumbleZomBee @fumblebee.bsky.social · 9h
Capuchino by Sabrina Carpenter
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The FumbleZomBee @fumblebee.bsky.social · 9h
The Howler of Monkey
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The FumbleZomBee @fumblebee.bsky.social · 9h
Cocaine monkey
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The FumbleZomBee @fumblebee.bsky.social · 9h
General Ross card: “if played while opponent controls a Hulk card, destroy all land cards with name ‘Albuquerque’ or ‘New York City’”
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The FumbleZomBee @fumblebee.bsky.social · 9h
I mean Marvel science *is* basically magical but I feel like that’s moving closer to just having artifact card “FGM-148 Javelin”
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The FumbleZomBee @fumblebee.bsky.social · 10h
LOTR at least was thematically consistent. A dude with like 13 PHDs who Jekylled himself is not
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The FumbleZomBee @fumblebee.bsky.social · 10h
I asked ChatGPT how to hasten the end times and it just recommended therapists and asked “wait aren’t you Jewish?”
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The FumbleZomBee @fumblebee.bsky.social · 10h
They’re making me really nervous with talk of a Marvel set. Or did they do that one
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The FumbleZomBee @fumblebee.bsky.social · 10h
Okay I can get behind this one
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The FumbleZomBee @fumblebee.bsky.social · 10h
Zohran Mamdani said “all the world’s a stage and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and entrances and each man, in his time, plays many parts”

ITS ALL AN ACT FOLKS.
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The FumbleZomBee @fumblebee.bsky.social · 10h
Can replace horseradish with garlic or any herb to get the sandwich sauce you want
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The FumbleZomBee @fumblebee.bsky.social · 10h
Plus, while I can’t cook, I can make sauces using mayo. Mayo + olive oil + horseradish = horseradish sauce
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The FumbleZomBee @fumblebee.bsky.social · 10h
My go-to sandwich order is roast beef, provolone, lettuce, tomato, mayo, raw onion, mayo, and spicy brown mustard on a hard roll.
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The FumbleZomBee @fumblebee.bsky.social · 10h
Mayonnaise just absolutely belongs in some things.

I worked deli.

I will accept this fight.
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