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im normal
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Everyone at the party was hyped when I showed up and it felt good but later I found out the bene gesserit had already been here for thousands of years seeding the myth of the “crazy ass white boy “
January 4, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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January 4, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 9:58 PM
pursuant to new york city executive order 2, section 2
(extremely “opalite” voice)
oh my god
frisbee is a special puppy dog
he’s so sweet and he’s so nice
love this boy my whole dang life
oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh
January 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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WOW!!!!!!!
January 2, 2026 at 8:50 PM
🤌🤌🤌
Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti.

Mattia sips on an espresso during his.

Truly the heroes we need during these times.
January 2, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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December 31, 2025 at 8:00 PM
my most listened to track of 2025 youtu.be/a9_tUT6Ajyc?...
Viagra Boys - Man Made of Meat
YouTube video by David Dean Burkhart
youtu.be
December 31, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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mike f on how one of his accounts got nuked

rip homniegh see u on the other side
December 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Oh man how could I forget this one
December 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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you should never keep a baseball bat to defend against home invasions. because what if the guy breaking in has a baseball. you're just going to end up trying to hit that instead
November 15, 2024 at 2:51 AM
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You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
August 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Alexa play Alanis Morissette “You Learn”
December 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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December 29, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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My Dad lacks confidence as a hardware store Santa, but he is greatly admired by his subordinates. He has Lowes Elf Esteem
December 7, 2024 at 2:56 AM
i’m spending my christmas holiday thinking about mark cubans opinions
December 25, 2025 at 5:17 AM
now watching
still my favorite christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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still my favorite christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Christmas hasn't been the same since i noticed Santa has the same handwriting as my wife
December 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Some absolutely top notch orange cattery here
October 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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do u think dickens busted fat ropes
December 21, 2025 at 6:26 AM