Frank Diekman
@frankdiekman.bsky.social
Raconteur, bon vivant, man about town
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people love worf and that's fine but im like why are you so into this dude who is mean to his amazing parents, abandons his son, and is such a controlling boyfriend he literally joins an anti-fun terrorism group on the sex planet to destroy fun
No Worfs
February 13, 2026 at 2:48 AM
people love worf and that's fine but im like why are you so into this dude who is mean to his amazing parents, abandons his son, and is such a controlling boyfriend he literally joins an anti-fun terrorism group on the sex planet to destroy fun
Just heard on the Trashfuture podcast: "I've always thought of Emanuel Macron as Jupiterian - in the sense that he's going to Jupiter to get more stupider."
February 12, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Just heard on the Trashfuture podcast: "I've always thought of Emanuel Macron as Jupiterian - in the sense that he's going to Jupiter to get more stupider."
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I smoked seized drugs at a sheriff's station, and all I got was this stupid fentanyl overdose.
February 12, 2026 at 3:57 PM
I smoked seized drugs at a sheriff's station, and all I got was this stupid fentanyl overdose.
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Just saw a fucking YouTube ad for Horizon, a company that promised to convert your home equity into Bitcoin, which has dropped nearly 50% in value since October. I know the world is crazy fucked but i just cannot believe this shit is legal
February 11, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Just saw a fucking YouTube ad for Horizon, a company that promised to convert your home equity into Bitcoin, which has dropped nearly 50% in value since October. I know the world is crazy fucked but i just cannot believe this shit is legal
He was betrayed by Jeanudas.
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
He was betrayed by Jeanudas.
"I sure like sitting normally."
February 8, 2026 at 10:05 PM
"I sure like sitting normally."
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so much clothing is marketed as "conversation starters" but as an introvert, i want "conversation enders." no more talking. let me go home.
February 5, 2026 at 11:14 PM
so much clothing is marketed as "conversation starters" but as an introvert, i want "conversation enders." no more talking. let me go home.
Look, it's not a perfect system, but it's the best system we have.
February 2, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Look, it's not a perfect system, but it's the best system we have.
This cyberpunk dystopia sucks.
February 2, 2026 at 5:29 PM
This cyberpunk dystopia sucks.
Yeah, but does it have a butthole cut?
January 31, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Yeah, but does it have a butthole cut?
Why is he trying to make the Olympics sound cool?
January 30, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Why is he trying to make the Olympics sound cool?
He didn't go to 8 years of medical school to be Mr Doctor.
January 30, 2026 at 4:40 AM
He didn't go to 8 years of medical school to be Mr Doctor.
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Art by Lar DeSouza…
January 28, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Art by Lar DeSouza…
I foresee the end game for this being the Republicans saying we have to dismantle the DHS and Democrats fighting like hell to preserve and expand it.
January 28, 2026 at 4:32 AM
I foresee the end game for this being the Republicans saying we have to dismantle the DHS and Democrats fighting like hell to preserve and expand it.
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These fascists idolize the Roman Empire as the pinnacle of human civilization, as if the ruins of Pompeii are not covered in dick graffiti. They put truck nuts on their wagons. Latin had a verb just for butt fucking. Rome was a frat house made of marble.
January 26, 2026 at 1:33 PM
These fascists idolize the Roman Empire as the pinnacle of human civilization, as if the ruins of Pompeii are not covered in dick graffiti. They put truck nuts on their wagons. Latin had a verb just for butt fucking. Rome was a frat house made of marble.
Pigs: mad
Pants: split
Pants: split
January 25, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Pigs: mad
Pants: split
Pants: split
No! They'll have us calling elevators "lifts" and eating baked beans on toast.
January 20, 2026 at 7:12 PM
No! They'll have us calling elevators "lifts" and eating baked beans on toast.
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Isn’t it interesting how the Admin said we can’t afford cancer research but all of a sudden there’s enough money to buy Greenland?
January 18, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Isn’t it interesting how the Admin said we can’t afford cancer research but all of a sudden there’s enough money to buy Greenland?
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this actually makes more sense than the plot of the movie
January 19, 2026 at 5:39 AM
this actually makes more sense than the plot of the movie
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The weakest, most inept administration in history, unable to work out how best to deal with a dementia ridden President, and deciding to just let him destroy everything and hope he just dies of old age soon.
January 19, 2026 at 7:43 AM
The weakest, most inept administration in history, unable to work out how best to deal with a dementia ridden President, and deciding to just let him destroy everything and hope he just dies of old age soon.
No Country For Old Men 2: Country Harder
or
2 Country 2 Furious?
or
2 Country 2 Furious?
January 19, 2026 at 10:28 AM
No Country For Old Men 2: Country Harder
or
2 Country 2 Furious?
or
2 Country 2 Furious?