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Just Frank Black things
Unlike Enron, The Pixies do not use Special Purpose Entities to hide debt and inflate revenue.
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
More like DEAD Cheney, amirite?
November 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Bad news for PalanQueer, the internal LGBTQ+ support group. Yes, that is a real thing and not a joke. The reason I know this is because the real identity of Crackity Jones is Peter Thiel.
November 4, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I'm not sure why they still get to be hallowed when they haven't had a new studio release in 18 years. I've released five albums in that time! But sure. Hallow them.
October 31, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I know lots of folks are wondering: yes, I did in fact write this song. This wasn't the result of an AI prompt to "make a song that feels like if the 90s was tepid and gutless". Everything here is above board and I assume I am credited on the album for my contributions.
Taylor Swift - Actually Romantic (Visualizer)
YouTube video by Taylor Swift
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October 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Frank Black emceeing the Devil's sixth birthday party
September 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
In hindsight, those cold dead eyes, emotionless expression, and penchant for "barbecuing" "meat" that "definitely" "isn't human ha ha ha" should have tipped us off.
September 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Uh guys, does anybody know how The Zodiac Killer got his hands on a pair of Ray-Ban Meta AI glasses in 1969?
September 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Frank Black when an underwater guy gets killed by ten million pounds of sludge from New York and New Jersey (also: the underwater guy controlled the sea)
September 23, 2025 at 5:12 AM
"I'm Frankenstein, my special weakness is fire"

Buddy, let me tell you about a little place called San Fransisco. You ain't special.
August 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Frank Black when there's 6 people who want to play Mario Kart but there's only 4 controllers.
July 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
It's crazy that the entire city of LA seems to hate their hockey team as much as I, Frank Black, do. Sad day for Will Ferrell.
June 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Probably the time I started a band with Joey Santiago in 1986, made 9 studio albums with him, featured him on my 6 solo albums, and played over 1400 live shows together.

Still kicking myself for not asking for a selfie!
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I had no idea that BNL song was about a real guy.
June 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Frank Black having just noticed that someone pooped in the community pool
March 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Frank Black trying to get picked as the audience participant at a magic show.
March 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Frank Black in any American city other than DC
March 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Frank Black going through customs on a business trip
March 7, 2025 at 5:49 AM